看到這篇讓我不禁想浮出水面分享一些東西
以下是某實況玩家(rating美洲積分53xx)在他自介的最後給有心想變強的玩家的建議
由於他一開始就標明了是內心話，所以口氣相當嗆XD
不過我簡單翻譯時會把它改得委婉一點，以免觸犯板規
My real talk
我的真心話
Hey whats up dota player? Oh, you're wondering why you have the rating you
have? Let me spit some real talk and maybe you'll think about it and improve
because of it.
嘿，怎麼了，dota玩家?喔，你正在思考為什麼你會只停留在你現有的積分嗎?讓我打開天
窗說些亮話吧，也許你會思考它並因它而有所進步
First of all, the rating you've earned after you've played 300+ games is
accurate. No you're not the exception. No you don't get shitty teams every
single game and that's the reason why you lose. No you really shouldn't be
in a higher bracket or have higher rating... you just suck. Just get used
to it. No matter how many times you make a new account or how many times
you reset your stats, your shit isn't going to get "fixed" and you aren't
going to magically be much higher rated then you were before. I'm tired of
hearing about how bad your teams are every game and how you dominate your
lane every game and your team just feeds the game away. There is a common
denominator in your game history of losses, and it's you. So sack up, stfu,
and accept that you suck, and learn to get better. Oh you understand now?
good. Here's some tips to help you get better, because i've played a couple
of different games at the top level, and i think i have a pretty good
understanding of how to get good at something.
首先，在你打超過300場遊戲以後所獲得的積分是準確的，不，你絕對不是例外。不，你絕
對不會每場都得跟豬頭隊友一起打，而這正是你會輸的原因，不，你真的不應該出現在更
高的層級或得到更高的積分...你就是爛，習慣它吧。不管你再怎麼重開新帳號或再怎麼重
洗數據，你的問題都不會自動"修復"，你也絕不會魔術般的獲得比你之前高很多的積分。
我已經厭倦聽到那些關於"每場遊戲你的隊友有多爛多爛"，"你把你那路對手電的多慘，而
你的隊友每次都狂送把整場遊戲都送掉"。有一個共同的分母存在你敗場歷史當中，那就是
你。所以stfu，承認你的爛，並且學習如何變得更好。喔，你現在了解了嗎?很好，這裡有
些提示可以幫助你變得更好，因為我在不少我玩過的遊戲當中都打到最高層級，所以我想
我相當了解如何在一個遊戲中變好
1.Recognize your mistakes. Try to find one or two things out of each game
you play (win or loss) that you could have done better
1.發現你的錯誤，試著從你玩過的場中(不論輸贏)找出你可以做得更好的一或兩件事
2.Learn from those mistakes. Think over the scenario again and try to find
what you needed to do correctly, instead of the fail play you made.
2.從錯誤中學習。重新思考過整個場景並找出當時你應該做的事，而不是你所犯的錯誤
3.Find someone better then you that you can learn from. Find a friend or a
random guy in a pub that you can play with consistently to learn from and ask
questions
找一個比你強的學習對象，找個朋友或隨便一個pub上你可以經常向他學習或問問題的人
4.You're not better then a pro player. If for some ungodly reason you are
better then a pro player, you would have been noticed already. But, but,
CARD... i don't know any pro players!!! If you're actually good enough to be
on a pro team, you would be consistently playing against pro players in MM
and they will notice you, if you're good enough.
4.你絕不會比一個pro強，如果有什麼天殺的原因讓你比一個pro強，你早就被發掘了。但
是...但是...CARD，我不認識任何pro玩家!!!如果你真的強到夠資格待在一個pro team裡
，你會經常跟pro玩家一起打matchmaking而他們會認得你，如果你夠強的話。
5.Lastly, stop pretending like you know what you're talking about. Don't
scream at your team when you die and blame them for failing, feeding,
sucking, being a noob/russian. Chances are the reason you died was because
something you did. Not to say everytime it is, but most of the time your
position, decision to farm, bad timing caused your death.
5. 最後，不要假裝你知道你在說什麼，當你死掉的時候不要對你的隊友咆嘯或怪他們fail
，feed，suck或是noob。通常你會死是因為你做的某件事，並不是說每次都是，但大部分
時候你的位置，farm的決定，或時機的掌握是導致你死亡的主因。
If you read this and still think you don't suck. You're probably retarded.
Every single player in the world has room for improvement in one way or
another. The good players recognize it, the bad players are blind.
如果你看完這些後仍然認為你不爛，那你可能是個腦X。世界上的每個玩家或多或少都有進
步的空間，好的玩家會辨認出它們，爛的玩家則完全無視。
以上這些建議，希望能對原po有所幫助，因為照理說如果你真的夠厲害，你在低分地獄應
該是要大屠殺他們的(我以前就搞過這種事，高分場打太累，就故意用分身帳號狂輸把積分
洗低然後去低分地獄大屠殺XD)，在低分場千萬別當什麼support，你support一堆賺錢龜速
的隊友毫無意義，就算他們農了幾十分鐘後終於滿身神裝，也別期待他們會在對的時間點
做對的事，最好的方式就是你自己選單中英雄，把中路壓爆，然後整場等級裝備領先並自
己買眼控符再順便把其他兩路殺爆，從而奠定勝局，如果你夠強，這就是你在低分場中唯
一該做的事，希望你能盡早擺脫低分地獄囉!