文章出自於Red&dit, 內有下流的男性向黃腔.
網址如下
https://goo.gl/5B1cvV
裡面有兩個詞彙我無法找到合適的翻譯, 分別是
shove it up my butt 和 attuned.
求更好的譯法!
試翻如下
I am the DM in this story
Me: As you enter the room, you see the magical item the Goblins were
squabbling about
It is an immovable rod, currently in movable form
Me: The item is a golden rod, approximately three feet in...
Girl: I SHOVE IT UP MY BUTT
Girl: Oh can I also roll Arcana to figure out what it is?
Rolls high
Me: Once attuned to this magical rod, you can command it to become completely
immovable by physical methods
Girl: Can the fact that I shoved it up my butt make me attuned to it?
Well, you have to reward players for creativity
Me: The... uh... intimacy you have with the rod makes you instantly attuned
Guy: So does that mean she is attuned to my dick?
Girl: Your dick isn't anything magical
我是這故事中的城主。
我：在妳進入房間的同時，你看見一群哥布林圍繞著一件魔法物品爭執。那是一條金色的
權杖，大約三英尺....（那其實是一條「不動權杖」，目前處於觸發狀態。）
女：我用屁股推它！
（原文是I SHOVE IT UP MY BUTT，雙關語，真的要翻的話比較接近：干我屁事！）
女：喔，我可以用奧法檢定確認那是甚麼東西嗎？
（擲出好骰）
我：當你啟動這跟魔法權杖，妳可以命令它無法被任何無理方式移動。
女：我用屁股推它（干我屁事）後，有啟動命令嗎？
（呃，你必須要獎勵玩家的創意。）
我：親密...呃...妳和權杖間親密的互動讓妳立刻適應了它。
男：這意味著她適應我的老二嗎？
女：你的老二又沒有魔法！