作者:
iamall (^^)
2006-03-23 03:26:32由於聽完覺得很好笑..就把他寫出來了
希望不要被追殺.....因為妹叫我不能害他同學更丟臉..囧
妹有個同學是美女 還是個講話有時候會台灣國語又很搞笑的美女
有天她正在上廁所時 不小心門被掃地阿桑用力拉開了
c美女由於受到過度的驚嚇,情緒受到創傷,
於是他回去上課時便發了一通...不雅的簡訊,要告知我妹的室友這個好笑的[惡耗]
簡訊內容大概是:[xx我跟你說,真是太慘了,我剛剛去大便時,
內褲脫到一半要坐下掃地阿桑竟然把門拉開了,
更慘的是我不知道他有沒有看到那一條黃金,...]
唉,他說的很直接,但是女生跟女生之間這樣還是太沒形象了點^^"
其實上廁所被看到不是最慘的, 最慘的是 他發送了這封簡訊
於是我妹的室友便知道了這件慘事,
當天晚上美女c闖進房間要哭訴時,全寢的人都說
阿你大便被人看到喔!我們都知道這件事啦!
美女c大叫:這才不是最慘的!嗚哇!!你們聽我說!@#$@#^$%&%^*!
作者:
tty77 (閃電快機手)
2006-02-26 18:45:00只能推了 2012
作者: lazyone 0000-00-00 00:00:00
經典XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bixinxuanke (碧心軒客) 2006-03-16 17:24:00
這真實太黯然了……XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2011/
作者:
kiako ( )
2006-03-23 03:31:00真的是太好笑了，哈哈哈。
作者: MercedsBenz 2006-03-23 03:34:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
DIDIMAX (汪踢大帝)
2006-03-23 03:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ROYISBEST 2006-03-23 03:47:00
這真是太黯然了ＸＤ
作者:
iceboxi (低迷的)冰箱(^_^)
2006-03-23 03:48:00XDDDDDDD
作者:
Dvc (我還是愛台南)
2006-03-23 03:48:00超屌的XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jzn (除舊)
2006-03-23 03:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eggimage (目前沒有名片)
2006-03-23 03:55:00縣在你讓全ptt鄉民都知道了 XDD
作者: SimpleLover ( 一代舊人 ) 2006-03-23 03:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pinkpig0718 (二月的某一天) 2006-03-23 04:03:00
太好笑啦~~哈哈哈~~她應該會想哭吧
作者:
Shning ( )
2006-03-23 04:03:00圖勒
作者:
wanttu (hi)
2006-03-23 04:03:00XD
作者: windelfTW (雞排要切不要辣(拉摺凳)) 2006-03-23 04:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamall (^^) 2006-03-23 04:09:00
哎呀 大家要低調一點阿 不然我就沒有笑話可以寫了 囧
作者: tkucake (蛋糕) 2006-03-23 04:16:00
低調推 XDDDDDDDDD
作者: RX93GX 2006-03-23 04:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 睡前還是忍不住噗嗤了..哈哈哈哈哈!
作者: s900527 (水) 2006-03-23 04:26:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: jojoberry (jojoyarou) 2006-03-23 04:30:00
不懂....脫到一半為什麼會有黃金????
作者: locking0802 2006-03-23 04:34:00
伸圖～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～伸ＭＳＮ～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～～
作者: locking0802 2006-03-23 04:35:00
他以後大的都算我的好了
作者: waynehsiao88 (偉恩咖啡) 2006-03-23 04:39:00
哈哈哈哈哈!!!!
作者: abyogurt (今天心情好) 2006-03-23 04:40:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~
作者: spring999 2006-03-23 04:41:00
XDDDDDDD 心情不好果然來笨版就好了
作者:
eggimage (目前沒有名片)
2006-03-23 04:47:00笨小我而娛樂大我啊
作者: mkp 2006-03-23 05:34:00
*.* 看著看著越笑越大聲>""""< 笑到肚子痛
作者:
spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！)
2006-03-23 05:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: acatla 2006-03-23 06:19:00
看著看著我也想棒賽了XD
作者:
HIHINO (Ricky)
2006-03-23 06:27:00偷偷推一下!!
作者:
EGOGO (平果)
2006-03-23 06:31:00我在一大清早~在房間看了這篇！放聲大笑....
作者:
jinein (迷人的甜姊兒)
2006-03-23 07:45:00好好笑~~!
作者: share8725 2006-03-23 08:08:00
一早笑一笑..真的心情超好...
作者:
iccviea (丫吉)
2006-03-23 08:23:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: godwisdom 2006-03-23 08:31:00
伸…圖+MSN+四格漫畫 XDDD
作者: crazysniper (無奈) 2006-03-23 08:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rainley (Sia - Bird Set Free)
2006-03-23 08:37:00推某一層 真的會越笑越大聲XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
new1025 ( )
2006-03-23 08:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD哈哈哈
作者:
peheart (殘存亦沒路)
2006-03-23 08:47:00太好笑了阿....一大早的心情真好....哈哈哈
作者: votinna (Let it be~~) 2006-03-23 08:58:00
推推推...好好笑唷^^...
作者:
iWhale (嗯)
2006-03-23 09:11:00太經典了~這太經典了...
作者: Holucann 2006-03-23 09:43:00
今早心情真好~~~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~(￣▽￣)~(＿△＿)~
作者: passenger18 2006-03-23 09:45:00
好讚喔~ 大家加油推到爆吧!!
作者: rmzm63 2006-03-23 09:47:00
推一個 不推對不起自己 哈哈哈 太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zaop (不應該)
2006-03-23 09:48:00真悲慘....但是為什麼我一直笑呢 哇哈哈
作者: foodgod0309 2006-03-23 09:49:00
哈哈哈:DDD
作者: Subzero0000 (吼~~) 2006-03-23 09:54:00
哈哈哈 我己經傳給所有的同學了
作者:
ALspeed (~AL~)
2006-03-23 09:57:00真的太好笑了 快笑死
作者:
DrBear (老熊)
2006-03-23 09:58:00噗哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
kickme 2006-03-23 10:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pilihans (Han) 2006-03-23 10:06:00
XDDDD
作者:
lskd (呼~哈~)
2006-03-23 10:15:00XD
TO jojoberry：因為沒有人上廁所會把褲子全部脫下來！
沒有全部脫下來，就叫做"脫一半"，了？(可能真的有人會全脫，但美女c看來是沒有全脫啦～）
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aqwspop (嚴以律己) 2006-03-23 10:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KeroroMorita (もう戻れない) 2006-03-23 10:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rewolf (弱雲狼)
2006-03-23 11:05:00推
作者: pequenola 2006-03-23 11:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chancying (習慣就好) 2006-03-23 11:09:00
XDDD
作者: ezlove36 2006-03-23 11:14:00
XD
作者:
lovy (誰說太陽會找到月亮)
2006-03-23 11:23:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者: Magnoliaceae 2006-03-23 11:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
天啊...太好笑了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
iamaq18c (我不是水電工阿鹹~)
2006-03-23 11:40:00賤炸了~~~我要圖阿~~~哈哈哈哈哈
作者: tsaicarol 2006-03-23 11:48:00
哈哈哈~真是忍不住大笑起來了^_^
作者:
utt1416 (無聊種子)
2006-03-23 12:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: IZAYOI 2006-03-23 12:05:00
哈哈哈
作者:
icu331 (網路實在有夠慢....)
2006-03-23 12:05:00哈哈!!太好笑啦@@
作者:
Taeper (I am back !!)
2006-03-23 12:09:00太好笑了!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: qqoc 2006-03-23 12:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
df1 (愚かなペコポン人)
2006-03-23 12:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者:
IhCnAb (南崁半澤直樹)
2006-03-23 12:31:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者:
librainsky (Libra in the sky)
2006-03-23 12:33:00你妹沒關門 全PTT都有看到..<(￣︶￣)>
作者:
ColiColi (☠Busy Life☠)
2006-03-23 12:34:00推..大笑
作者:
lense (( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ)
2006-03-23 12:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
bajiqa (多爾)
2006-03-23 12:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Shalynn ( 女神門。)
2006-03-23 12:53:00哈。剛吃飽看到一直悶笑停止又悶笑又停止又悶笑…哈…
作者: kennylin0309 2006-03-23 12:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kevin529 2006-03-23 12:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
antiiss (小福星們要乖乖哦(L))
2006-03-23 12:57:00靠么 超好笑XD還拿給左鄰右舍請教 媽啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
HOTONY 2006-03-23 13:04:00這真的太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dapa2 2006-03-23 13:04:00
噗XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
senlin (seize)
2006-03-23 13:08:00啊她有沒有收到阿桑回的簡訊說: 我什麼都沒有看到.....
作者: evanhow (Crash) 2006-03-23 13:33:00
便拿著手機到左鄰右舍請教XD
作者: iamall (^^) 2006-03-23 14:04:00
to:Subzero0000...你竟然傳給其他人 我要開始擔心被追殺了
作者: iamall (^^) 2006-03-23 14:05:00
而且苦主不是我妹阿 希望苦主對於這件帶給大家歡樂能高興點還有我猜她是用蹲式廁所 所以才會上到一半輩看到^^"
作者: iamall (^^) 2006-03-23 14:06:00
還有沒圖沒真相 呵呵.......
作者:
AoA1201 (噓~~低調低調o.o)
2006-03-23 14:07:00這太經典了 XD
作者:
alienen (上班族online)
2006-03-23 14:24:00XDDDDDDDDD
作者: PKdon ( ) 2006-03-23 14:30:00
好慘喔...我也有類似經驗...很糗><
作者: Shichung 2006-03-23 14:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hijenou 2006-03-23 14:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: henry1129 2006-03-23 15:07:00
=.=a 讓她爆了吧......
作者: imageimage 2006-03-23 15:14:00
看到她媽拿去左鄰右舍的時候 狂笑一個不行 哈哈哈哈哈
作者: circlesun (小老虎) 2006-03-23 15:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kimos (給摸)
2006-03-23 15:20:00讓他爆吧,,差兩個..XD
作者: freesuesue 2006-03-23 15:22:00
好笑好笑...XD
作者: shoulder 2006-03-23 15:23:00
幫忙推
作者:
cwtcwt (胖七爺源G八爺)
2006-03-23 15:27:00爆~~
作者:
ringo543 (雷龍出國了~~帳號代管中)
2006-03-23 15:30:00XD
作者: iamall (^^) 2006-03-23 15:30:00
第一次文章被推爆...﹨(╯▽╰)／....
作者: zforlong 2006-03-23 15:40:00
天阿…有慘到>"<
作者: eternalC 2006-03-23 15:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(笑到肚子痛)
作者: SaladPie 2006-03-23 15:55:00
好坎坷啊 XD
作者: elson3838 (高雄,艾爾森) 2006-03-23 16:21:00
你會被追殺的.我也在這裡PO,現在已經被追殺了
作者: lanton 2006-03-23 16:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Masyao (never........) 2006-03-23 16:29:00
哈哈
作者:
dans (Go for the eye)
2006-03-23 16:59:00不推可惜阿~
作者: woodymonkey (小罐的吃太快) 2006-03-23 17:06:00
哈哈!現在全ptt都知道了~~~
作者: klubin 2006-03-23 17:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: penguinQQ (無聊趴趴走) 2006-03-23 17:24:00
上課狂笑中~~~!!
作者:
Jkmg 2006-03-23 17:46:00本日最慘= =
作者:
joy71 (朝目標邁進)
2006-03-23 17:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: miamikay 2006-03-23 17:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD還好我媽會看短訊
作者:
oalau (ya!)
2006-03-23 18:24:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 真是太黯然銷魂!!!!! 笑死我!!
作者: biolife 2006-03-23 18:31:00
實在太好笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rosayaptt 2006-03-23 18:32:00
好可憐~~~~但是太好笑了啦!!!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈\^____^/
作者:
plumg (inin)
2006-03-23 18:37:00好可愛唷......
作者:
elling (晴天)
2006-03-23 18:47:00大推!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
laybear (璇羽之詩)
2006-03-23 18:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bluealumi (阿嚕米) 2006-03-23 18:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cinlia (c妹妹)
2006-03-23 19:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ewolf (躍動する殘忍な嘲笑)
2006-03-23 19:29:00我看到"群組"的時候大笑
作者:
quietcat (天天都能真心笑)
2006-03-23 20:01:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chasher 2006-03-23 20:16:00
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: lizhg (水銀) 2006-03-23 20:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: halva ( ) 2006-03-23 20:58:00
群組好慘^^"
作者:
starshine (醉星夢，共話天長)
2006-03-23 21:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
niens (學著體會)
2006-03-23 22:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iagolee ( ′﹀‵) 2006-03-23 22:47:00
人世間最痛苦的事莫過於此.........
作者:
JAOK (KEAN)
2006-03-23 23:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kaku216 2006-03-24 00:11:00
哈哈哈..好慘
作者: ducktom (Dr.TOM) 2006-03-24 00:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
2006-03-24 01:58:00XDDDDDDD
作者: freesaviour 2006-03-24 02:12:00
現在全笨版的鄉民的知道了 XDDDDDDD
作者: mozunato 2006-03-24 02:42:00
現在全笨版的鄉民的知道了 XDDDDDDD
作者: route666 (till we have faiths) 2006-03-24 03:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ice2 (冰拉登是也) 2006-03-24 03:27:00
這篇太棒了！實在和鬼板的恐怖氣氛有天壤之別
作者: zinghi (暴力姐姐 N ) 2006-03-24 03:41:00
我嘴巴好酸 好酸 好酸 XDDDDDDDD
作者: geniustwo (每天都是一種練習) 2006-03-24 05:49:00
看到"群組"...我也大笑了= =
作者: those0 2006-03-24 09:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uranushgsh (Σ(@ o @)) 2006-03-24 12:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lina3qqj (è«‹ç惜æ¯å€‹ç”Ÿå‘½)
2006-03-24 13:02:00超可憐XD
作者: keymu (一包奶油椰子口味的乖乖) 2006-03-24 20:20:00
沒圖沒真相
作者: a2537a (窮胖) 2006-03-24 23:22:00
上課不上課,傳這種簡訊給我幹麼? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: quackegg 2006-03-25 00:54:00
大笑阿我!!!爆了還是要推!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: HenryYee ( ) 2006-03-25 13:02:00
還好不是hate板XD
作者: HenryYee ( ) 2006-03-25 13:03:00
內褲脫到一半要坐下掃地阿桑竟然把門拉開了不過我看到這句時還想說幹嘛要蹲下來掃地咧
作者: HenryYee ( ) 2006-03-25 13:04:00
打錯了 是坐下來掃地
作者: SummerShine 2006-03-26 00:28:00
好慘阿！！！！！！！！！！！！！
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2006-03-26 02:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peronlin 2006-03-26 17:03:00
經典的笨版笑話~
作者: waneblade (正向思考) 2006-03-29 13:15:00
超好笑
作者: dreamever 2006-03-29 14:01:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: remains 2006-06-12 15:09:00
XDD 好悲慘
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shuntpooh 2006-06-26 02:35:00
XD
作者: teyun 2006-08-31 19:14:00
嘴巴好酸好酸好酸+1 XDDDDDDD 2012
笑到肚子痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD