[耍笨] couldshoot PTT批踢踢實業坊

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作者: couldshoot (blacky ) 2006-03-23 01:33:51

記得小時候很皮(長大也很白目)
總喜歡騎著腳踏車四處逛
放雙手騎車迎著風
以為自己是什麼大人物英雄
有天騎著車看著遠方
幻想自己是什麼乘風的少年
放開雙手隨意的拍打路邊的車窗
騎到哪拍到哪
忽然之間結實的肉聲嚇到了我
原來是一個停在路邊臉朝外應該是在看招牌的駕駛
莫名其妙接了我一個巴掌
頓時雙手緊握手把沒命的往前衝
什麼追風少年什麼幻想都變成X你娘的背景音樂

作者: LoveBea (德川田信秀) 2006-01-07 06:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: HenryCats (哈利狗) 2006-01-15 15:16:00

超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: a06w6y7 (喝喝鹿) 2006-01-24 04:26:00

簡潔有力阿哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!! 2013/

作者: hanksing (呵呵) 2006-01-28 15:19:00

哈哈哈太白癡了吧

作者: lazyone 0000-00-00 00:00:00

X你娘的背景音樂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: panyuhsin (So) 2006-03-23 01:34:00

哇賽~!超好笑的啦...XD...想像那個畫面...XD

作者: BeanBryant (è±†åå…ˆç”Ÿ) 2006-03-23 01:36:00

X你娘~X你娘~X你娘~鏗鏗鏗~~

作者: s9341097 (海蛇) 2006-03-23 01:37:00

XDD

作者: JerryMan26 (我...掛網中) 2006-03-23 01:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超好笑的啦~

作者: neatnelson (霹靂喵) 2006-03-23 01:39:00

我室友在睡覺......我憋笑憋得好辛苦

作者: donotpush ( ) 2006-03-23 01:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lavandersea (lavender) 2006-03-23 01:48:00

好好笑喔！！y

作者: JAOK (KEAN) 2006-03-23 02:10:00

X你娘~X你娘~X你娘~鐺鐺鐺~~

作者: KeroroMorita (もう戻れない) 2006-03-23 02:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Jasonsu (傑森蘇) 2006-03-23 02:19:00

只能說，還真是痛啊！

作者: kenback (機械攻城屍) 2006-03-23 02:27:00

請問原PO是哪裡人？以前我曾被騎腳踏車的人，莫名奇妙

作者: kenback (機械攻城屍) 2006-03-23 02:28:00

地打了一巴掌…

作者: bohrgary (沒回水=在上班sorry) 2006-03-23 02:30:00

囧苦主來尋仇囉~

作者: vivasheva 2006-03-23 02:33:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: kenback (機械攻城屍) 2006-03-23 02:33:00

不，我說以前也不過一、兩年，原PO的小時侯在下也是小孩子

作者: foodgod0309 2006-03-23 02:52:00

超好笑:DD

作者: nf (嘿嘿) 2006-03-23 02:56:00

我大笑了

作者: wfb 2006-03-23 02:59:00

聽到 "按陰陽" 招牌就飛過來了 XDDDDD

作者: minihouse 2006-03-23 03:31:00

哈超好笑的!!!!!!

作者: crazysniper (無奈) 2006-03-23 03:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: jzn (除舊) 2006-03-23 03:50:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: windelfTW (雞排要切不要辣(拉摺凳)) 2006-03-23 03:54:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD快笑死我了 XD

作者: Shning ( ) 2006-03-23 03:59:00

真機車阿XDDDDDDDDDDDdd

作者: evilbunny (好想吃火鍋...) 2006-03-23 04:04:00

莫名其妙接了我一個巴掌

作者: abettor (阿貝) 2006-03-23 04:14:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: spiritia (妳來世一定會過很好！) 2006-03-23 05:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: picoco 2006-03-23 06:30:00

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

作者: richday (繽紛) 2006-03-23 07:45:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: NUKnigel (簡簡單單) 2006-03-23 07:59:00

作者: xyxyx2 (堅持相信永不放棄) 2006-03-23 08:27:00

作者: mangoflava (ㄔ艮酉告食妥) 2006-03-23 08:35:00

哈哈有沒有這麼好笑的啊^^

作者: votinna (Let it be~~) 2006-03-23 09:07:00

好一個追風少年人^^

作者: shiaonen (奈良大寶寶) 2006-03-23 09:17:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: Holucann 2006-03-23 09:36:00

作者: ghostru 2006-03-23 09:41:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: Qmo 2006-03-23 09:58:00

什麼追風少年XDD

作者: kickme 2006-03-23 10:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: adonistung 2006-03-23 10:22:00

我的肚子抽筋了

作者: esabear 2006-03-23 10:31:00

害我差點嗆到XD

作者: Arlen7119 (不過就是暱稱) 2006-03-23 11:06:00

XDDDDDDDD

作者: rumormonger (便當姐姐) 2006-03-23 11:10:00

幹笑到飆淚

作者: Magnoliaceae 2006-03-23 11:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ichliebe 2006-03-23 11:30:00

XDXDXDXDXDXDXD

作者: ilsummerya 2006-03-23 11:32:00

作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋) 2006-03-23 11:34:00

推最後一句.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: greentea36 2006-03-23 11:36:00

作者: susugo (忙碌的生活) 2006-03-23 11:38:00

超好笑得～～肚子好痛阿

作者: crazyvictim (邱邱) 2006-03-23 11:54:00

笑翻了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: neka ( _(:3」∠)_) 2006-03-23 12:06:00

肚子好痛 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Taeper (I am back !!) 2006-03-23 12:18:00

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作者: wpt01 (..) 2006-03-23 12:25:00

XDDD

作者: IhCnAb (南崁半澤直樹) 2006-03-23 12:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: walylay (打檔是男人的浪漫) 2006-03-23 12:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: jwean 2006-03-23 12:37:00

我不爭氣地笑了...

作者: kennylin0309 2006-03-23 12:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lense (( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ) 2006-03-23 12:44:00

推~~~XDDDD

作者: pinkhoney (粉紅甜心) 2006-03-23 12:48:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: funnykids (公子小白-痴) 2006-03-23 12:54:00

超好笑...

作者: retsuya001 (強強／晴晴) 2006-03-23 12:57:00

靠北～～超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: antiiss (小福星們要乖乖哦(L)) 2006-03-23 13:01:00

靠么XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD笑死我了XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pigbaby1210 2006-03-23 13:03:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: attitude (~*屬於自己*~) 2006-03-23 13:11:00

好好好笑唷差點把嘴裡的頻果噴出來 !

作者: momorain (毛毛雨) 2006-03-23 13:13:00

好好笑喔!!!!

作者: herofesecret (ARASHI最高!!!) 2006-03-23 13:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Remin (雲影天光) 2006-03-23 13:18:00

超好笑的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Yrneh (青醬義大利麵) 2006-03-23 13:24:00

不推不行太好笑了 !!

作者: yksg (YKSG) 2006-03-23 14:24:00

咳~~咳~~我笑到嗆到~>_<~

作者: BenjaminJ 2006-03-23 14:36:00

超好笑的XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: imageimage 2006-03-23 15:09:00

笑死我了最後一句真是超好笑哈哈哈哈

作者: joeib2004 (...) 2006-03-23 15:10:00

超好笑的

作者: michelle1977 2006-03-23 15:27:00

哈~~~我笑得太大聲了啦~~~~

作者: haggis (haggis) 2006-03-23 16:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: elson3838 (高雄,艾爾森) 2006-03-23 16:27:00

司機: 林悲長那麼大第一次被不認識的鰓

作者: lanton 2006-03-23 16:28:00

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作者: Masyao (never........) 2006-03-23 16:31:00

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作者: stcb (小光) 2006-03-23 16:36:00

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作者: SaladPie 2006-03-23 16:53:00

哈哈好好笑真會寫!!

作者: ynnus 2006-03-23 17:01:00

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作者: tiamokyo (撿) 2006-03-23 17:10:00

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作者: klubin 2006-03-23 17:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: idoo (秤子) 2006-03-23 17:36:00

作者: ltmqw 2006-03-23 17:49:00

開車不要把頭伸出去…

作者: bluewanlin (熱血排球) 2006-03-23 17:52:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~~XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Ringningbell (Lilisa) 2006-03-23 17:52:00

哈哈怎麼這麼好笑好痛苦喔

作者: samshi 2006-03-23 17:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cendylin (煩) 2006-03-23 18:08:00

= = 好笑

作者: gorden00 ( ) 2006-03-23 18:15:00

哈哈阿哈哈哈哈阿哈哈阿哈

作者: oalau (ya!) 2006-03-23 18:27:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: rosayaptt 2006-03-23 18:36:00

太好笑了!!!!!(是真人真事嗎?!)哈哈哈~~~~

作者: laybear (璇羽之詩) 2006-03-23 18:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: pelicanzero (做為真理的騎士) 2006-03-23 19:01:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kisshuey (nothing) 2006-03-23 19:10:00

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作者: bestlisa (　　) 2006-03-23 19:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cocoamia (雨中旋轉) 2006-03-23 19:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: gepenny (阿阿阿) 2006-03-23 19:55:00

靠腰這個不推不行XDDD

作者: egg2hed 2006-03-23 20:04:00

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作者: qoojerry (烏龜) 2006-03-23 20:07:00

XXD

作者: lizhg (水銀) 2006-03-23 20:09:00

XDDDDD

作者: erilinda (直到我厭了為止) 2006-03-23 20:40:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cindy0203 2006-03-23 20:41:00

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作者: MorrisT 2006-03-23 20:56:00

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作者: bwib 2006-03-23 21:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: SquareFace (Passion) 2006-03-23 21:34:00

結實的肉聲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2006-03-23 22:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: marthalin ( ) 2006-03-23 22:49:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hythyt (一切都是好因緣) 2006-03-23 23:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd

作者: ducktom (Dr.TOM) 2006-03-24 00:10:00

太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDD

作者: kikini916 (kikini) 2006-03-24 00:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kaku216 2006-03-24 00:18:00

哈哈..好賤啊

作者: missinglove (Waiting for...) 2006-03-24 01:43:00

笑到從椅子上摔下來 XD

作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼) 2006-03-24 01:54:00

XDDDDDDD

作者: those0 2006-03-24 09:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD嘴巴好酸喔~~~好好笑

作者: summeryang (氧氣) 2006-03-24 10:56:00

好好像響亮的肉聲

作者: lina3qqj (è«‹çæƒœæ¯å€‹ç”Ÿå‘½) 2006-03-24 13:08:00

作者: linWisteria (太over不好) 2006-03-24 14:31:00

哈哈哈哈

作者: xyz294 (加油加油加油！) 2006-03-24 17:34:00

作者: aliencorn (the way) 2006-03-24 17:42:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD~~~

作者: starlone 2006-03-24 19:50:00

作者: vernabudding (幸運天使) 2006-03-24 20:27:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈~~

作者: dingyeah (好好學習，天天向上。) 2006-03-24 20:29:00

大笑～～

作者: baran 2006-03-25 00:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: quackegg 2006-03-25 00:59:00

半夜放聲大笑阿哈

作者: vacancy623 (sophomore) 2006-03-25 01:02:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了哈哈哈哈

作者: Miss611 (信箱爆了...~"~) 2006-03-25 01:32:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: swem 2006-03-25 01:37:00

作者: GreenLabel 2006-03-25 04:48:00

XDDDD

作者: HenryYee ( ) 2006-03-25 10:17:00

只能說「頭手不要伸出窗外」這句話是正確的

作者: techs 2006-03-25 10:19:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: HATEBBS (HATEBBS) 2006-03-25 10:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: skie (我想去紐約拷貝果) 2006-03-25 10:56:00

XDDDDDDDDD 笑到流眼淚了!!!

作者: alankabug 2006-03-25 15:40:00

超好笑的啦~~~整個畫面很生動耶~~

作者: uranushgsh (Σ(@ o @)) 2006-03-25 15:47:00

XDDDDD

作者: oiolong (龍龍龍) 2006-03-25 22:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: DOREMO (o(＞＜；)o o) 2006-03-26 00:08:00

真的超好笑的!!

作者: iameven 2006-03-26 02:37:00

哈!!

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2006-03-26 02:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lskd (呼~哈~) 2006-03-26 15:16:00

作者: lkjmn (新歡說得妙) 2006-03-28 17:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nogard1012 (nogard) 2006-06-02 02:03:00

笑瘋了

作者: uinea (是你讓我的生活更精采) 2006-06-14 22:46:00

2013 YA

作者: x123392003 2006-06-21 22:29:00

太強了啦~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2011/

作者: geniussilly (yllissuineg) 2006-07-11 02:24:00

XDDDDD

作者: alex01 (愛立刻濕) 2006-07-28 00:42:00

大笑 in2013

作者: teyun 2006-08-31 19:09:00

嗆到+1 2012/

作者: sips960 2006-09-20 18:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2011/

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