One day at noon, a woman was walking on the streets. A guy asks as he approaches
" How are you?"
" WTF?"
" Just wanna know a bit about u."
The woman looked at him for a while and asked " How's your thing?"
" No longer than two inches, a bit hard, quite thick." He replied.
" Does it fit my mouth?"
" It won't be easy." The guy answered as he held a V hand pose. " About this thick."
Therefore the woman agreed to leave with him.
" Where to?" The guy asked.
" Motel."
After they entered the motel room, the guy admires her pale skin and big breasts, the woman likes his huge thick shaft.
They had a long rough sex before they both cum.
The next day they met again, but that was another story.
※ 引述《a38543356 (裝傻)》之銘言：
: ※ 引述《iLeyaSin365 (365)》之銘言：
: : 一日午，一女市街走。一男近之曰
: : 「安否？」
: : 「何事」
: : 「微搭訕」
: : 女瞟時許
: : 定然
: : 曰「汝、何如」
: : 「不足二寸 稍硬 粗 」
: : 「口能銜否」
: : 「不易」以指狀V示女 「寬若此」
: : 答曰可
: : 遂走
: : 男曰
: : 「何往？」
: : 「之賓館」
: : 入房
: : 男見膚白盈
: : 女見其具粗
: : 交三百許洩
: : 爽
: : 隔日又相合
: : 無遂終
: :

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樓下翻譯個八國語言來聽聽 >"<!

rough sex!

這一定要推，不然人家笑我看不懂

可以翻個台語的嗎？

樓下幫翻成台語

到底在幹嘛XD

我想看俄文的

我想看螞蟻文 拜託

哈哈哈哈哈，太酷，有英文的文，這算很直接的啦，哈哈哈哈哈，推

專業推

誰被問how are you會回WTF啦哈哈

Push profession XD