A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant’s milk and gained nine kilogr
ams in a week?(你有聽說有個寶寶在喝了一週的象乳後,體重增加了九公斤嗎?)
B: That’s impossible.Whose baby?
(不可能吧。誰的寶寶?)
A: An elephant ‘s. (大象的)
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A: Do you know why elephants paint their toenails red?
(你知道為什麼大象要把他們的指甲塗成紅色的嗎?)
B: No,why?(為什麼?)
A: So that no one will see them hiding in the cherry trees.
(因為這樣就不會有人看到他們躲在櫻桃樹上了阿)
B:But I’ve never seen an elephant in a cherry tree!(但是我從沒在櫻桃樹上看過
大象!)
A: Precisely!(那就對了!)
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A: Why are you crying? (你怎麼在哭?)
B: The elephant is dead.(大象死了)
A: Was he your pet?(他是你的寵物嗎?)
B: No, but I’m the one who must dig his grave.(不是,我是那個要負責幫他挖墓的
人)