1。
Teacher: Whoever answers my next
question, can go home。
老師: 誰能回答我下一個問題,誰就可以下課回家。
One boy throws his bag out the window。
一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。
Teacher: Who just threw that?
老師: 剛剛是誰把書包丟出去的?
Boy: Me! And I am going home now。
男孩: 我!而且我現在要回家啦!
2。
What dog can jump higher
than a building?
什麼狗跳得比大樓還高?
Any dog, buildings cannot jump!
任何的狗,因為大樓跳不起來!
3。
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什麼有頭、有尾,但是沒有身體?
Answer: A coin!
硬幣!
4。
What has one eye but cannot see?
什麼有一隻眼睛,卻看不見?
Answer: A needle。
針
5。
Wife: How woulde you describe me?
妻子: 你會怎麼形容我?
Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK。
wIFE:What does that mean?
Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute,
delightful, elegant, fashionable,
gorgeous, and hot。
丈夫: 迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、
漂亮和火辣的。
Wife: Thank u, but what about IJK?
Husband: I am just kidding!
丈夫: 開個玩笑啦!