[A lady walks into Tiffany's]
She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
有個女的走進了一間蒂芬妮，環視著周圍，相中了一個手環，想要走近來一窺究竟
As she bends over to look closely, she unexpectedly farted.
正當她彎腰準備仔細瞧的時候，她不小心放了個屁
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.
她感到非常尷尬且非常緊張的環視周圍，想要確保是否有人注意到她並且祈禱店員不在附近
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of slasman standing right behind her. Good looking as well.
當這女的轉身時，最可怕的噩夢實現了，店員端正的就站在她後面
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's,
這店員展現出泰然自若的神情，並且表現出在蒂芬妮這種名店該有的所有的專業店員特質
he politely greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam.
他很有禮貌的問候了那女的，您好，女士
How may we help you today?" Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little incident, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
您需要什麼服務嗎? 那女的感到極度不自在，但仍期待希望店員沒注意到她那個意外，她問說:痾...請問一下，這手環怎麼賣?
He answers, "Madam..if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price."
店員回答說:恩..如果妳光是看這個手環一眼就會放屁的話，那我要是告訴妳價格妳可能屎都挫出來了