1) Why did the boy drop his ice-cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
2)How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
3)What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
4)What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
5)Why did Mary fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
6)Knock knock.
Who is it?
Not Mary.
7)Why didn't Mary go to the party?
Because she wasn't invited.