Re: [XD] 和運租車

作者: himthin02 (陰x 02)   2015-01-15 23:11:09
小姐:喂~王先生~ 一樣是休旅車 台北租高雄還 +GPS還有腳踏車嗎?
王先生: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
小姐:.......
王先生:If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have
acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people
like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not
look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you,
I will find you, and I will kill you.
小姐:Good luck.
作者: peng2014 (昨日種種)   2014-01-15 23:11:00
小姐:This is a pen.
作者: nineveh (近水樓)   2015-01-15 23:15:00
小姐:我們可以演三集
作者: linbubu (卜逋)   2015-01-15 23:16:00
即刻租車
作者: acomi002 (考運哥)   2015-01-15 23:50:00
樓上:))
作者: mizard001 (兩一雙)   2015-01-16 00:15:00
繞什麼英文
作者: MieCha (G8G8G8G8G8G8)   2015-01-16 00:28:00
即刻救援嗎xDDDDDD
作者: bee0316 (最帥系邊)   2015-01-16 00:47:00
我是王恩尼遜
作者: ubike5566 (我是U掰客^^)   2015-01-16 01:01:00
正想噓的時候突然看懂XDDDDD
作者: Ommmmmm5566 (結衣老公星野源(平匡先生)   2015-01-16 01:16:00
先承認你有Google
作者: MJ5566 (木柵5566)   2015-01-16 03:03:00
笑了
作者: Zeroyeu (凌羽)   2015-01-16 09:27:00
小姐:咕辣可
作者: Beetch (必取)   2015-01-16 14:57:00
估辣可
作者: rutice (唷呼!)   2015-01-16 17:22:00
即刻租車XDDDD
作者: Mwin   2015-01-16 20:37:00
笑了XDDDDD
作者: twentynine10 (pome)   2015-01-16 21:14:00
XDDDD
作者: SmilingMan (笑面男事件簿)   2015-01-16 23:10:00
我以為會接"為大力, Is it good to drink"耶
作者: iamstrapless (Sprache!Q)   2015-01-16 23:40:00
這個讚喔
作者: larumi (拉魯咪)   2015-01-17 04:20:00
有笑XDDDDD

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