[XD] Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek (英字)

作者: tomsonchiou (TC)   2014-11-18 15:12:35
Epic Rap Battle是 Rhett & Link製作的系列(這兩位從國小認識到現在)
跟Epic Rap Battle of History是不同的,兩組人馬也常常彼此客串
像Epic Rap Battle of History的萊特兄弟和文藝復興藝術家中的兩位就是Rhett & Link
http://youtu.be/2Tvy_Pbe5NA
geek 和 nerd 基本上差別不多,共同點是社交圈小,在學校會被運動員欺負
(簡單而言就是美國校園片中戴眼鏡的男生)
Now, I’m no rocket scientist –Oh wait, I am
火箭科學家也有艱深領域的意思
My retainer and headgear
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Nerd的常見外表:牙套矯正器 多層插筆口袋 用膠帶黏回去的眼鏡
You’re just so early 2013
對geek來說只要過一年就已經過時
I’ll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV and your mom
LARP
實況角色扮演遊戲(Live-action Role Playing, LARP)
I tried Dungeons and Dragons once
And I died . . . of boredom
龍與地下城對geek來說無聊到死
But I’ll still kick your Assassin’s Creed
Assassin’s Creed刺客教條與Ass雙關
Your life is like Skyrim
An endless quest of Solitude
nerd的人生就像上古卷軸一直走一直走
Ooo, you beat Angry Birds
You’re not a gamer ‘cause you battle your friends with words
就算geek全破憤怒鳥也不是玩家因為只會跟朋友用文字戰鬥(筆戰嘴砲)
You click on cute icons
I execute commands
geek只會點圖示,nerd卻會寫程式碼
Do you really need a “genius” to teach you Garage Band?
genius是iTune功能之一,Garage Band是iOS的音樂編寫軟體
I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb
Okay, maybe not, but I can Yelp us some good pho to eat
Geek可以讓Google Glass看起來不蠢......好吧不行誰戴都很蠢
I keep an actual ram in my PC!
ram有記憶體和公羊的雙關
You look like an actual troll
troll有山怪跟網路小白的雙關
I’m fluent in C++
[std::cout << “You just suck! \n”;\]
用C++語言寫You just suck!
Hold on a second
Let me tweet this info-graphic I made
Geek常見習性:發推特和做視覺資訊圖
You don’t know what you’re Tolkien about
托爾金(Tolkien)和talking發音相近
You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth
and the size of the brain!
兩人異口同聲說明geek跟nerd根本缺點彼此都有
作者: simon0529 (simon0529)   2014-11-18 16:05:00
首推啊!
作者: luke1993107 (祐)   2014-11-18 16:08:00
頸推
作者: thegod13 (thedog13)   2014-11-18 22:40:00
作者: xavier800   2014-11-18 23:12:00

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