[笑話] 貴婦 & 乞丐

作者: RunRun5566 (跑跑五六)   2014-08-03 17:46:51
有一天貴婦去百貨公司 Shopping !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
覺得空氣有點悶 就把外套脫下來放在椅子上
這時候一個乞丐來了
看都不看就從椅子上坐下去
貴婦非常的生氣 對乞丐破口大罵: 您是沒看到我的外套嗎!?
乞丐: ........
貴婦: 別當啞巴 你到底在幹嘛 解釋一下!
乞丐: 坐你的外套
One day a noble woman went shopping mall,
and it was stuffy there , so she peel her coat down on the chair.
At that time a vagrant came , sitting on the chair without any notice.
The woman got furious and yelled at the vagrant:
Aren't u aware of my coat ?
Vagrant: .........
Woman: What have u just done , give me the reason why!
乞丐: 我聽不懂你在說甚麼
作者: sazaby (蜉蝣的一生)   2014-08-03 17:59:00
坐妳的外套 擁抱著卻不被擁抱 我是誰妳知不知道
作者: QQnoel (阿呆)   2014-08-03 18:00:00
只有我笑嗎XD
作者: shenzoe (好餓... ヾ(●▽‵●)ノ)   2014-08-03 18:16:00
87
作者: s512874690 (爪爪)   2014-08-03 19:10:00
一樓害我笑了xD
作者: dfoot (d腳)   2014-08-03 19:26:00
看不懂.....
作者: eggsnk (笒笒)   2014-08-03 19:56:00
XDDD
作者: Lazypercent (鼻子好癢)   2014-08-03 21:47:00
這首歌叫做外套 動力火車唱的吧
作者: pttblabla (Blabla)   2014-08-03 23:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vcooter (DRRRRRR)   2014-08-04 07:56:00
XD

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