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辣是痛覺? or 味覺?

作者: fs1230123 (小哈)   2013-11-05 17:40:51
說到俺妹跟老娘是歡樂智多星的頭號忠實粉絲，每次10點重播的時候，他們
就會趕去客廳某次看到歡樂智多星搶電視...有幾次都會聽到她們說:「唉呀!如果這
題我上去，30w都還會是我的(可是你前一秒還說會壓各半!?)」
某次歡樂智多星出了一個題目，辣的感覺是痛覺、味覺，還是什麼(第3個我
有點忘了)，然後電視裡面的人答錯了。這時俺妹就忍不注說了一句話...
妹:「這題很簡單壓!」
我:「嗯嗯，如果辣度很高的醬料碰到皮膚，會感覺到刺痛」
妹:「我要說的不是這個啦」
我:「嗯?」
妹:「前一天吃麻辣鍋，隔天會辣屁股」
辣屁股
辣屁股
妹:「可是屁股又沒有味覺」
我:「嗯...(好像很有道理，可是怎麼感覺很噁爛)」
作者: a1372213822 (鴨子)   2012-01-05 17:49:00
rule number.9
作者: musicmaple (楓影)   2012-01-05 18:19:00
5F How do you feel now?
作者: silentguy (JIM)   2012-01-05 19:53:00
My ass feels so hot
作者: sakusakurai (我的GG有300公分(￣﹁￣))   2012-01-05 19:53:00
spicy ass, right?
作者: rubyher (嚕必吼)   2012-01-05 20:08:00
This is a book
作者: CP64 ((￣▽￣＃)﹏﹏)   2012-01-05 21:07:00
What's up here?
作者: bravow95104 (Kendle)   2012-01-05 21:42:00
Oh~~My God !!
作者: GLaDOS1105 (HAHAHA)   2012-01-05 21:47:00
rule num.9
作者: a26513323 (NicePlay極耀)   2012-01-05 22:11:00
You scared me
作者: oopshug (哈哥)   2012-01-05 22:54:00
Why using English??!!!
作者: araxara (嵐翌)   2012-01-05 23:10:00
I'm fine, thank you
作者: aliceashin (午人言禾)   2012-01-05 23:18:00
What happened??
作者: yash (蚜煦)   2012-01-05 23:22:00
Hello, you are a book.
作者: shiba1008 (貓咪喵喵叫)   2012-01-05 23:23:00
My name is Meow(?
作者: schwarzswan (灰天鵝)   2012-01-05 23:25:00
what happened to those floors?
作者: Showyow (鷹王三部曲之最後的宣判)   2012-01-05 23:27:00
rule number.9
作者: BOSSzeze (強者牌撒酷)   2012-01-05 23:28:00
I thought I visited English talk= =
作者: guan6213 (Guan)   2012-01-05 23:29:00
what the f ..?
作者: lelimite (lelimite)   2012-01-05 23:30:00
ork
作者: xul4rmpcl4 (Roney)   2012-01-05 23:33:00
I'm 30cm
作者: chuegou (chuegou)   2012-01-05 23:34:00
eat P with pocker face
作者: ks970685 (北極熊)   2012-01-05 23:35:00
izza
作者: vann7081 (蝦公主)   2012-01-05 23:38:00
you look s
作者: stu920707 (ArMing)   2012-01-05 23:39:00
o delicious
作者: gc25 (未來，一直來。)   2012-01-05 23:42:00
I have MeowMeow in my _____
作者: x908xx (毛寧剪毛變成寧)   2012-01-05 23:47:00
斷
作者: clock8pm (clock8pm)   2012-01-05 23:47:00
How do you do?
作者: hirabbitt (兔子)   2012-01-05 23:47:00
Meow
作者: gc25 (未來，一直來。)   2012-01-05 23:49:00
An apple a day,keeps the away
作者: musicmaple (楓影)   2012-01-05 23:53:00
farmernoooooooooooooo
作者: ptrpan (人生目標)   2012-01-05 23:56:00
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
作者: lelimite (lelimite)   2012-01-05 23:58:00
fire mountain lung si disease
作者: daniel0319 (daniel)   2012-01-05 23:59:00
Is this ptt?
作者: lokialice (小魚)   2012-01-06 00:03:00
XD
作者: heimanc (fern)   2012-01-06 00:03:00
what the fox say?
作者: a26513323 (NicePlay極耀)   2012-01-06 00:05:00
Let's say hey~~~
作者: s29088039 (s29088039)   2012-01-06 00:08:00
My English is so poor. Poor or pool?
作者: ppppai (會笑的星星)   2012-01-06 00:16:00
Mom, I'm here.
作者: fkmt   2012-01-06 00:17:00
Lol it's more than funny
作者: jay35829 (殘日舞楓)   2012-01-06 00:20:00
WTF? Where am I??
作者: ohmypan (另一段人生)   2012-01-06 00:20:00
there are five people in my family
作者: so1518si (小烏龍)   2012-01-06 00:22:00
Are you kidding me?
作者: Snowmiss   2012-01-06 00:23:00
What's wrong with you guys?
作者: lalalada (神的小羊)   2012-01-06 00:24:00
lol rule#9
作者: realciao37 (我是真的)   2012-01-06 00:34:00
There is not stupidclown
作者: sean369258 (Airviolet)   2012-01-06 00:41:00
This is KFC
作者: a1096344 (虎小貓)   2012-01-06 00:43:00
Can sb tell me what happened in stupidclown ?
作者: l102101 (乾乾)   2012-01-06 00:44:00
What the fuck....say?
作者: howard2071   2012-01-06 00:48:00
What my girl say?
作者: x526542012 (HUHU)   2012-01-06 00:50:00
HELLO TAIWAN
作者: dd5555twtw   2012-01-06 00:50:00
what happened xD?
作者: ptrpan (人生目標)   2012-01-06 00:51:00
there's still a chinese word ... the first word ...if F7 can change it ...
作者: nomest (名稱)   2012-01-06 00:52:00
I don't understand
作者: kcl0801 (kcl)   2012-01-06 00:54:00
what happened....
作者: timeboy (新的目標)   2012-01-06 00:56:00
3 /1\
作者: dinglynn (想舊情也綿綿)   2012-01-06 00:59:00
Is that KFC=Korean fried chicken ?
作者: alin147 (ALIN)   2012-01-06 01:02:00
TARA-number nine
作者: Chiu1022 (山下秋子)   2012-01-06 01:06:00
Who can translate?
作者: ii1107x (沒事多喝睡)   2012-01-06 01:07:00
ban gue jiou
作者: seeladys (像瘋一樣的男子)   2012-01-06 01:08:00
I feel good!
作者: x51923716 (斈安妮 下士 >))   2012-01-06 01:08:00
所以笨點是我看不懂上面得英文?
作者: angel4197 (snowangel)   2012-01-06 01:09:00
What does the fox say?
作者: mlkoolboy80 (Mike:))   2012-01-06 01:10:00
oh~ low Shan so serious~~~
作者: greatname (dylan)   2012-01-06 01:17:00
I am Iron man.
作者: chingaya (love world)   2012-01-06 01:18:00
The end
作者: blueboyboy   2012-01-06 01:21:00
還以為案到什麼翻譯軟體ˊ口ˋ~
作者: lelimite (lelimite)   2012-01-06 01:23:00
Not yet
作者: rainieruru (Anny)   2012-01-06 01:25:00
Continuing....
作者: RICKY12035 (Ricky)   2012-01-06 01:30:00
anti-fraud
作者: muhsin (Jupiter)   2012-01-06 01:33:00
404 Not Found
作者: manu2083 (肩寬就是四十二)   2012-01-06 01:35:00
good night everyone
作者: wenzz (wenzz)   2012-01-06 01:37:00
oh my goodness . I can't type chinese .
作者: ss8964321   2012-01-06 01:38:00
This is an apple!
作者: Shadowlife (殘夏)   2012-01-06 01:46:00
what happened??
作者: seeladys (像瘋一樣的男子)   2012-01-06 01:46:00
jizz in my ______
作者: wepahoo (威啪乎)   2012-01-06 01:52:00
what do u think about that Boujay?
作者: MHT1 (十年一刻)   2012-01-06 01:52:00
How do you turn this on
作者: ahsdf0910 (君)   2012-01-06 01:55:00
just do it
作者: flora19flora (蟄伏)   2012-01-06 02:04:00
Is this PTT for American or British people?
作者: tomsm (城武)   2012-01-06 02:07:00
I have 30cm, so what?
作者: Kuokenken (8合1軟膠囊)   2012-01-06 02:08:00
What the heck is going here?
作者: evelyn055 (綺希)   2012-01-06 02:12:00
What's happened?
作者: kla184   2012-01-06 02:19:00
morning nine nine how how one
作者: mywarmday (麥味登)   2012-01-06 02:21:00
辣是一種痛覺
作者: poty456823 (這是一個好鍋子)   2012-01-06 02:52:00
我英文太差
作者: hearwhite (花花就是一隻老鼠)   2012-01-06 02:54:00
I feel sad
作者: emily79110 (妞牛扭 哞)   2012-01-06 03:15:00
I feel bad
作者: william4914 (Will)   2012-01-06 03:17:00
I feel sod
作者: tra02vel (tee)   2012-01-06 03:22:00
I feel god
作者: xiondd (餃子糾察隊長)   2012-01-06 03:44:00
What does the fox say?
作者: raccoonlincu (小魚兒)   2012-01-06 04:01:00
wtf
作者: guepard (刺蝟樹)   2012-01-06 04:19:00
I'm eating...... Meooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowww
作者: shadowjim (LAYOLAYOLAY)   2012-01-06 04:41:00
you guys make me laugh
作者: betty55066 (betty)   2012-01-06 05:00:00
WHY use English talking with ass?
作者: gwandsc (A面~)   2012-01-06 05:38:00
hello my name is Steven⊙▽⊙
作者: s58111158 (左手只是輔助)   2012-01-06 05:43:00
No cheating me
作者: Hisashi14 (阿兩)   2012-01-06 05:47:00
Good Morning
作者: goodgirl2266 (好女孩不零落)   2012-01-06 05:51:00
twinkle twinkle little star~
作者: Louina (米米)   2012-01-06 06:07:00
you guys are so funny. Keep talking in English yay.
作者: andy168856 (咚咚)   2012-01-06 06:14:00
eing ding
作者: mutzy52000 (很帥但不明顯)   2012-01-06 07:15:00
放心啦 偶爾會出現這種集體中邪的情況= =
作者: ChristyYu (攸兒)   2012-01-06 07:18:00
我以為電腦壞了TAT
作者: PTMY   2012-01-06 07:22:00
原來這就是集體中邪!!!
作者: meet3736   2012-01-06 07:53:00
推文沒認真看 還以為自己按錯什麼 :(
作者: Pink0608 (沒羊喔喔)   2012-01-06 08:10:00
sashaw…
作者: filexchang (OFDMA)   2012-01-06 08:43:00
rule NO. 9!!
作者: tw765 (http://765.tw/ )   2012-01-06 09:09:00
coffee,tea or me?
作者: a31505andy (andy)   2012-01-06 09:27:00
Bubble Tea,please.
作者: ryosuke70278 (雷神的系譜)   2012-01-06 09:41:00
WTF is this!!
作者: tongzhou (路過的小牛)   2012-01-06 09:42:00
What the hell
作者: enc06 (記得要早睡...)   2012-01-06 09:46:00
push push lines XDDDDDdd
作者: u58i2000 (BWR)   2012-01-06 09:49:00
I 'm here!
作者: themotto (cidre)   2012-01-06 09:51:00
I thought that my Ptt app is out of order!!!!
作者: francis571 (學長教我彈吉他)   2012-01-06 10:10:00
creo que este piso hay unos problemas de hablantes.
作者: chun25486 (Chun)   2012-01-06 10:10:00
WTF??
作者: Handfight (才不是花枝呢)   2012-01-06 10:21:00
Rule number nine~(knock the bowl)
作者: lisa0109 (滯銷♥傲嬌拜金女)   2012-01-06 10:25:00
why are we so .....?
作者: Daniel2468 (丹丹丹尼爾)   2012-01-06 10:38:00
fat
作者: Daniel2468 (丹丹丹尼爾)   2012-01-06 10:40:00
¡Dios mío, alguno habla español!
作者: so1518si (小烏龍)   2012-01-06 10:42:00
No pictures,No truth
作者: rogirl04 (雙)   2012-01-06 11:00:00
推簽名檔
作者: chumua (啾咪)   2012-01-06 11:06:00
what the ...hell
作者: sdc4589 (猶他林煜清)   2012-01-06 11:07:00
1Hola señor
作者: linijay (Ajay)   2012-01-06 11:09:00
這樣也能爆 XD
作者: kagiliu   2012-01-06 11:10:00
yaba, musa su sali mu la.
作者: weifatfat (瑋胖胖)   2012-01-06 11:13:00
how do you turn this on .
作者: t56874123 (阿鬼)   2012-01-06 11:20:00
I'm catbug!!!
作者: kthang (小高)   2012-01-06 11:26:00
hong mean shit,fa wun bu fu tu,s fon bu ker chang
作者: keita2290 (Essen)   2012-01-06 11:36:00
Don't you trust me ?
作者: missflora (荼靡花事)   2012-01-06 11:39:00
lol whats with all the comments TEEHEE
作者: LiChichi (琪琪琪琪)   2012-01-06 11:46:00
let's have _______
作者: ya94030301 (I'm Not Yours)   2012-01-06 11:52:00
I LOVE HELLO KITTY!!!
作者: JETMILK   2012-01-06 11:54:00
Apink-NONONO
作者: T577 (T577)   2012-01-06 12:15:00
XD
作者: twodollar (冷摳)   2012-01-06 12:17:00
League of Legends champion spotlight
作者: kayla6132 (ONE)   2012-01-06 12:22:00
sloppily funny!!!hahaha
作者: library187 (圖書館)   2012-01-06 12:29:00
the end
作者: vul3x94x9493 (賴賴碼(AID): #1JOpyruq )   2012-01-06 12:34:00
WTF?
作者: e1q3z9c7 (午仁)   2012-01-06 12:36:00
bu g so in
作者: aspca022 (奴兒)   2012-01-06 12:47:00
what happened …?
作者: n0bp6gjo3   2012-01-06 12:53:00
何があったのですか？
作者: kaidohs (海堂)   2012-01-06 13:03:00
昼下がりの若妻凌辱団地
作者: death8256 (卡拉姆啾啾)   2012-01-06 13:04:00
這回復是怎麼一回事.....
作者: themotto (cidre)   2012-01-06 13:04:00
Qu'est-ce qu'il y a~
作者: ooXD (圈圈差低)   2012-01-06 13:06:00
Maggie I love you
作者: chompsticks (我不是筷子,我有m)   2012-01-06 13:09:00
lol
作者: memo5215 (賈斯柏酷)   2012-01-06 13:31:00
Yun,would you marry me?
作者: shiuanxuan (蘋果薄荷綠)   2012-01-06 13:38:00
No,thank you.
作者: gcobs0834 (gcobs0834)   2012-01-06 13:43:00
Hello There
作者: kuoyuting (蝶小蝶)   2012-01-06 13:49:00
why using Englsih?
作者: msa8719s (沒有白吃的午餐)   2012-01-06 13:57:00
Because love.
作者: sillywhoever (I love God)   2012-01-06 14:06:00
Because of love. For whom?
作者: Page122 (趴機邀兩兩)   2012-01-06 14:28:00
GON SAN XIAO
作者: aa08175 (Q小賢)   2012-01-06 14:31:00
I have a books .
作者: acer0741 (辛普森)   2012-01-06 14:35:00
GAN WO PI SHI?
作者: kitty0625 (蓉)   2012-01-06 14:36:00
hahahahaha
作者: condition0 (康迪迅零)   2012-01-06 14:37:00
WTF this post
作者: peggy50528 (傻人有傻福嗎)   2012-01-06 14:38:00
wowowowowowowowow
作者: ray10133 (AZA)   2012-01-06 14:40:00
Hi hello see you bye
作者: shao9850 (shao)   2012-01-06 14:56:00
Today is good day to die
作者: YuTeaNe (手錶帶左手)   2012-01-06 15:02:00
I love Gavin
作者: zergty (笨代)   2012-01-06 15:13:00
樓上偷告白啊...你當大家都沒發現嗎
作者: pennymarkfox (潘尼老狐狸)   2012-01-06 15:15:00
no pics still????
作者: garfelix (我用天真對抗世界...)   2012-01-06 15:18:00
help higher hang (幫高調)
作者: f33945 (麥麥)   2012-01-06 15:24:00
WTF哈哈哈哈
作者: foyu   2012-01-06 15:41:00
What's the answer?
作者: drpeter (淡水阿忠)   2012-01-06 15:59:00
show me the money...(推文太爆笑）
作者: believe456 (不就是這樣)   2012-01-06 16:29:00
What the park?
作者: allomorph918 (自然捲)   2012-01-06 17:34:00
Richard Parker!
作者: sakusakurai (我的GG有300公分(￣﹁￣))   2012-01-06 17:49:00
i'm fourth floor lol what the hell
作者: garychangb (屁屁)   2012-01-06 17:58:00
hey baby
作者: happymama (媽媽咪呀)   2012-01-06 19:16:00
hahahahaha!
作者: kuo0528 (潮子笑)   2012-01-06 20:05:00
IT is a dog.
作者: opszy (彎的four)   2012-01-06 20:12:00
I love qn
作者: ps31130   2012-01-06 21:23:00
Oh yeah oh no oh my dog
作者: fax79913 (fax)   2012-01-06 22:03:00
I cant type chinese.wwww
作者: david61109   2012-01-06 22:14:00
Do you want to make _________ with me?
作者: SecLeoVir (次)   2012-01-06 22:55:00
LOL cake
作者: YuuTakarai (珊珊)   2012-01-06 22:56:00
不得不說 我就很喜歡笨版這種集體中邪的現象 好歡樂XD
作者: ji3rul4hank (LittleSheep)   2012-01-06 22:57:00
what does the fox say?
作者: sun3747 (sun3747)   2012-01-06 23:34:00
fall asleep zzz
作者: TheDark (哈比)   2012-01-06 23:39:00
what the hall on here?
作者: aspca022 (奴兒)   2012-01-07 00:22:00
ha you see see you
作者: manes258 (macaroni)   2012-01-07 00:24:00
you can never kill Llong-Wo if he has a gun in hand~
作者: just566 (烏溜溜)   2012-01-07 00:43:00
it's so funny
作者: aaabbb111 (ab1)   2012-01-07 01:03:00
I totally breakdown
作者: chunyiy (來杯美麗人生吧)   2012-01-07 01:05:00
be together forever^_^
作者: li723   2012-01-07 03:06:00
power overwhelming
作者: tofit (tofit)   2012-01-07 07:03:00
my ass still shining
作者: akue (PP)   2012-01-07 08:11:00
It looks like a cult.. lol
作者: e0429529270 (板橋巴克利 參上)   2012-01-07 09:23:00
what's going on here
作者: meninblack59 (ㄐㄐ)   2012-01-07 09:23:00
What does the ass feel?
作者: jindidi0704 (精滴滴)   2012-01-07 09:28:00
我是臺灣人
作者: lilymoonpig (牛奶武士)   2012-01-07 11:39:00
Your ass is so hot
作者: Jackie211 (Jacque L.)   2012-01-07 12:06:00
辣是觸覺啦(認真樣)
作者: chingaya (love world)   2012-01-07 15:01:00
what so serious?
作者: walktosee (小螃蟹)   2012-01-07 15:33:00
where's the picture?
作者: walktosee (小螃蟹)   2012-01-07 15:35:00
you can post where your sister feel hot~ A_A
作者: pusheen (胖吉貓)   2012-01-07 17:44:00
WTF
作者: crazymark (飯島愛)   2012-01-07 20:41:00
what happen?
作者: windrops (踩到樂高)   2012-01-07 21:53:00
click here to see more images
作者: cathaaka (貓薄荷)   2012-01-07 22:34:00
WOW...What happened? Oh My God...
作者: sj0701 (BonBon)   2012-01-07 23:22:00
English is difficult
作者: misu2718 (ID 好威阿)   2012-01-07 23:32:00
mon, i am here !
作者: vague19 (Vague)   2012-01-07 23:41:00
Watch my hot ass!
作者: j060718j (stories)   2012-01-07 23:58:00
wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
作者: df88992211 (長哎滴)   2012-01-08 00:36:00
how do you turn this on?
作者: moonpaper (以色事人者，色衰而愛弛)   2012-01-08 00:37:00
規則9.不管去哪 都要帶著刀子
作者: emHong (emHong)   2012-01-08 02:00:00
I can't speak Chinese~~
作者: IMPOSSIBLEr (I'm possible rrr)   2012-01-08 07:06:00
Should be "I don't speak Chinese"
作者: raritto   2012-01-08 07:06:00
推文太可愛了啦XDDDD
作者: Avalantar (Avalantar)   2012-01-08 10:33:00
How are you ? I'm fine,thank you.And you?
作者: questioner (問題兒童)   2012-01-08 11:56:00
me llamo Andres, veintidos anos.Te quiero,Ann
作者: seigaku00765 (璽)   2012-01-08 13:48:00
Well, welcome to Taiwan!
作者: wujake (小武)   2012-01-08 13:52:00
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY BEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBEBE
作者: Kinging   2012-01-08 14:53:00
推文讓我狂笑…
作者: zong1986 (Gavin Shen)   2012-01-08 17:47:00
為甚麼要跟我告白= =?
作者: stockholm305 (是香港3345678)   2012-01-08 17:58:00
MOM~~ IM HERE~~~~
作者: zxc45601 (Crystal)   2012-01-08 18:29:00
Hello, world!
作者: TheM9dada (押押押)   2012-01-08 23:25:00
Shout up and take my money
作者: PREE8833 (普立)   2012-01-08 23:31:00
SOD is true.
作者: a110016 (Wayne)   2012-01-09 08:17:00
talking talking let's just talk
作者: shell922 (Wayne)   2012-01-09 09:38:00
show me the hot hot hot hot sister
作者: linstyle (紫菜蘇打餅)   2012-01-09 15:48:00
so what happens here ?
作者: tsoo283468 (溫開水)   2012-01-09 23:11:00
這篇推文有點猛
作者: justinqoot (thelight)   2012-01-10 02:24:00
mom i'm here
作者: GSXR1000 (La Victoria Siempre)   2012-01-10 14:06:00
A beer a day, keep the doctor away.
作者: noellasji494 (Zoe)   2012-01-10 15:25:00
Hello Wold!
作者: leeni0303 (leeni)   2012-01-10 21:02:00
is time to practice English
作者: lanwanzi (lanwanzi)   2012-01-10 21:58:00
Bahahahaha way too hilarious!
作者: Fntsr   2012-01-11 03:42:00
How do u turn this on?
作者: jacky1018xx (安仔)   2012-01-11 21:15:00
Uuuunn~ Dadadadadadadadaaaadaaaa...
作者: RuinAngel (左)   2012-01-12 11:24:00
WTF is going on here? Too much English, no good...
作者: drajaCLY (CLY)   2012-01-12 12:51:00
Hello, PTT!
作者: LonelySheep (籠裡羊)   2012-01-12 15:53:00
Tell Lora I love her
作者: killmens2002 (killmens2002)   2012-01-12 16:16:00
I have the biggest dick in the world
作者: luc88372   2012-01-12 16:56:00
這篇文是怎麼回事= =
作者: andrewtree   2012-01-19 03:57:00
kto ti?
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