[無言] You tiger me

作者: cyray ((・(ェ)・))   2013-02-05 15:33:38
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剛剛因為心情有點煩燥,上了臉書喊了聲:You go to hell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
有個朋友回我 蝦米碗榚
我以為他是看不懂英文,所以隨便回一句:翻譯是XX(朋友名)好帥
過沒多久
這位朋友又回 You tiger me
???????
我一個瞬間無法領會他那句意思,以為是我單字有翻錯
去了谷哥翻譯一下
翻出來確實是 你老虎我
我又以為其實tiger有別層意思
所以又分開翻了一次
中文意思只有兩個:老虎、虎
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
我恍然大悟
原來朋友的意思是
你唬我
大哥你這英文用的有點妙XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我該說他笨還是太聰明呢?
作者: GREATSPY (@￿)   2013-02-05 15:36:00
It's mother's gone
作者: inzaghi520 (inzaghi)   2013-02-05 15:38:00
three small
作者: hope399331 (潮秋條)   2013-02-05 15:42:00
Go your mother
作者: jim3702 (皓皓)   2013-02-05 15:42:00
mix egg
作者: shadowjohn (轉角遇到愛)   2013-02-05 15:48:00
nen
作者: flydogbus (黃小兵)   2013-02-05 15:49:00
cold chilly card is good
作者: sldwbb (幸福風箏手)   2013-02-05 16:00:00
me so see lu~
作者: frank8421 ( )   2013-02-05 16:01:00
what do you sar three small?y
作者: CP64 (( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏)   2013-02-05 16:03:00
sldwbb你是講味噌湯嗎(?
作者: hosanna0813 (小梁\)   2013-02-05 16:06:00
How do you turn this on
作者: gomay (狗咩)   2013-02-05 16:18:00
ice snow smart
作者: sldwbb (幸福風箏手)   2013-02-05 16:26:00
CP64 plz speak EN~
作者: dodosteve (Hayashi Eriha)   2013-02-05 16:48:00
here people english very good:)
作者: walyun   2013-02-05 16:50:00
look three small TMDFK
作者: bigappleman (大俠愛吃麥當勞)   2013-02-05 16:51:00
sky blue bear good !
作者: bigappleman (大俠愛吃麥當勞)   2013-02-05 16:52:00
next people is gold town five
作者: lazywinnie20   2013-02-05 17:00:00
gold town five is here, thank you
作者: linhsing (人生哥)   2013-02-05 17:01:00
please bird me!
作者: onewgetit (牛)   2013-02-05 17:05:00
MD
作者: holybless (D.)   2013-02-05 17:08:00
new bamboo rice dust
作者: demonny (頭痛&小雷)   2013-02-05 17:10:00
樓上一堆人的英文老ㄙ在cyr cyr
作者: jeff20092 (Natsuha夏葉)   2013-02-05 17:13:00
show me the money
作者: test05test (simpleS)   2013-02-05 17:14:00
Can say people words, can't you?Bitch就是bitch
作者: TokyoKind (亂槍打鳥的渣男)   2013-02-05 17:16:00
Dry you mother
作者: bigappleman (大俠愛吃麥當勞)   2013-02-05 17:17:00
demonny"s chinese teacher cry cry
作者: chumua (啾咪)   2013-02-05 17:18:00
Give you some colors to see see
作者: dustinhuang   2013-02-05 17:35:00
close north
作者: ksmayoAo (天空是藍色的~)   2013-02-05 17:37:00
dont John
作者: puput (哈亞多)   2013-02-05 17:38:00
1F的意思是 去你媽的嗎
作者: catshouse (dogshome)   2013-02-05 17:40:00
north blue~
作者: myface (愚者)   2013-02-05 17:46:00
denow!
作者: donhow (DONHOW)   2013-02-05 17:48:00
who call me??
作者: donhow (DONHOW)   2013-02-05 17:49:00
1 floor means your mother's gone!!
作者: PELJE (阿ㄇ)   2013-02-05 17:59:00
bakayalo
作者: kkiick   2013-02-05 18:19:00
OMG ha
作者: onlyminako (港妹)   2013-02-05 18:29:00
Push sentence so funny
作者: mrcat (貓先生)   2013-02-05 19:02:00
original Po don afraid, just movie sentence la
作者: condition0 (康迪迅零)   2013-02-05 19:02:00
no no no 1F mean gone your mother
作者: Jiyou (LK~戟柚)   2013-02-05 19:03:00
推文太深奧了!
作者: plant (ヽ(゚∀。)ノ 呀比)   2013-02-05 19:07:00
how do you turn this on
作者: Jiyou (LK~戟柚)   2013-02-05 19:08:00
樓上用秘技
作者: pphhxx (pphhxx)   2013-02-05 19:25:00
Tigerblue板哭哭
作者: weisenter (我想當帶給別人幸福的人)   2013-02-05 19:27:00
how do you turn this onXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: samcool (= 2 =)   2013-02-05 19:28:00
show me the money
作者: tyler1111 (L A)   2013-02-05 19:44:00
original PO好好笑XDD
作者: a159753 (大叔)   2013-02-05 19:45:00
your mother's gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: kk0704 (拉拉哥)   2013-02-05 19:50:00
aegis
作者: bigappleman (大俠愛吃麥當勞)   2013-02-05 19:52:00
FURIOUS THE MONKEY BOY=GET original PO
作者: Tenging (菜鳥)   2013-02-05 20:08:00
Tigerblue
作者: iKelly (((○)))   2013-02-05 20:08:00
You all saying what I see no understand...
作者: Anthim (Rawls)   2013-02-05 20:13:00
推 how do you turn this on XDDDD
作者: ps3sogood (旅行)   2013-02-05 20:16:00
how do you turn this on XDDDD .........
作者: jerrylin (嘴砲無視)   2013-02-05 20:17:00
you are very tiger
作者: CJO1I6 (CJO1I6)   2013-02-05 20:19:00
whos your daddy
作者: xufunny   2013-02-05 20:22:00
how do you turn this on XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: xinya707 (媽我在這)   2013-02-05 20:24:00
Blue who say and whose
作者: kkeenn1997 (皮老)   2013-02-05 20:35:00
tuck tuck tuck
作者: lakershank (什麼時候換我走運一下)   2013-02-05 20:36:00
ho~~XD~~~catch bag~~~
作者: Alone97   2013-02-05 20:45:00
E04ˊ_>ˋ
作者: mininakai (迷你中井)   2013-02-05 21:07:00
原PO沒經歷過大陸雞時代…的樣子
作者: Leeling (李鈴)   2013-02-05 21:10:00
不懂how do you turn this on Q___Q
作者: TING790403   2013-02-05 21:11:00
how do you turn this on XDDDD 推文超好笑XD
作者: guestooxx   2013-02-05 21:13:00
到現在埋沒人推 sit down please嗎?
作者: datakao (疊塔糕)   2013-02-05 21:17:00
You bird me~~
作者: windrops (踩到樂高)   2013-02-05 21:29:00
good good eat
作者: Qyuan (Calmdown)   2013-02-05 21:34:00
rock on
作者: s0915479284 (霸丸XYZ)   2013-02-05 21:54:00
how do you turn this on 屁力車欸
作者: alan1943 (艾倫消失的舊時光)   2013-02-05 21:55:00
You smell like....BUUUURNING!
作者: xinya707 (媽我在這)   2013-02-05 21:56:00
How do u turn this on是世紀帝國吧
作者: newsun (其實我也不知道)   2013-02-05 22:00:00
aegis
作者: trollfrank (戳法黛妃)   2013-02-05 22:07:00
原PO啥時要已尻
作者: candyxu04 (Cc ♪)   2013-02-05 22:07:00
cow back!
作者: samcool (= 2 =)   2013-02-05 22:12:00
orignal PO has no GG?
作者: sillywhoever (I love God)   2013-02-05 22:14:00
oh~ money back me home~
作者: ps3sogood (旅行)   2013-02-05 22:28:00
Original PO super positive I rushed
作者: luvnight (謝庭)   2013-02-05 22:41:00
cow yao hahahaha XDDDDDDDDD
作者: lankoef (好熱)   2013-02-05 23:09:00
show me the money
作者: ll8833 (183)   2013-02-05 23:10:00
morning night night how how one
作者: Mood310400 (DiGang)   2013-02-05 23:12:00
how do you turn this on
作者: xdoraemon ()momo熊()   2013-02-05 23:18:00
I will give u some color to see see
作者: temporarysee (耀)   2013-02-05 23:51:00
this is a book
作者: curlymaster (小捲毛)   2013-02-05 23:58:00
greedisgood 999999
作者: shawnisi (shawnisi)   2013-02-06 00:02:00
how do u turn this on xddd
作者: bluezero000 (窩草)   2013-02-06 00:41:00
may song might song
作者: happyoscar (雪奇)   2013-02-06 00:57:00
A B C D E F G
作者: flora1210 (飄飄)   2013-02-06 01:05:00
tigerblue
作者: kay22 (仮面ライダー)   2013-02-06 01:17:00
my cow bei <--我朋友教我的XD
作者: rainchen (rainchen)   2013-02-06 01:42:00
north seven
作者: CP64 (( ̄▽ ̄#)﹏﹏)   2013-02-06 01:44:00
raccoon male what
作者: FuYen (赴宴)   2013-02-06 01:49:00
反詐騙
作者: vbn87926 (剉)   2013-02-06 02:31:00
Why so serious?
作者: riverbird (Release myself:))   2013-02-06 03:33:00
剛看還以為你朋友在講台語....
作者: icewindwu (中二不二)   2013-02-06 03:48:00
Up up down down left left right righ b a , Wudi code
作者: david12763 (最愛臭北鼻了呦)   2013-02-06 07:41:00
推文真的太好笑了,但還是要反詐騙一下
作者: sldwbb (幸福風箏手)   2013-02-06 09:08:00
i push again and again oh yeh
作者: guardwind (~坤~)   2013-02-06 09:26:00
mei show gang mo?
作者: bigredpig (坑掉下去就不好爬起來 囧)   2013-02-06 09:34:00
推文好笑XD
作者: khch (肥兔仔一枚)   2013-02-06 09:40:00
wi~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: inzaghi520 (inzaghi)   2013-02-06 09:55:00
好賭又賭!!??
作者: CNEX (CNEX)   2013-02-06 10:11:00
push post lie me
作者: s80623 (Q卡☆)   2013-02-06 10:27:00
笑點是這推文~~XDDDDDDDD
作者: FinnTheHuman (阿寶)   2013-02-06 11:09:00
糟了!是世界奇觀
作者: sldwbb (幸福風箏手)   2013-02-06 11:38:00
this issue will blow up
作者: joechiboo (豬豬雯)   2013-02-06 12:06:00
我怎麼看成 u trigger me
作者: lithaimo (萊斯艾摩)   2013-02-06 12:56:00
how do you turn this on 這是什麼梗啊 想不起來〒△〒
作者: ilovescorpio (天蠍)   2013-02-06 13:02:00
樓上,是世紀帝國招換霹靂車!
作者: RedPine (sasa777sasa777)   2013-02-06 13:10:00
chicken open
作者: nonamestyle   2013-02-06 14:02:00
Whosyourdaddy
作者: sldwbb (幸福風箏手)   2013-02-06 14:55:00
pily pily pily mou~
作者: vi000246 (Vi)   2013-02-06 15:00:00
WTF
作者: bigappleman (大俠愛吃麥當勞)   2013-02-06 16:03:00
原PO剛睡飽
作者: king1864 (King)   2013-02-06 16:07:00
morning nine nine how how one.
作者: bigappleman (大俠愛吃麥當勞)   2013-02-06 16:10:00
你的文章都好好笑呀! 你年紀一定很小 傻傻的
作者: pennymarkfox (潘尼老狐狸)   2013-02-06 16:13:00
comments always saved op.
作者: cocoleeeric (小笨盪)   2013-02-06 16:14:00
seven morning eight morning, you cry father andcry mother
作者: Johhan   2013-02-06 16:16:00
推king1864
作者: yusy ( )   2013-02-06 16:17:00
cow back
作者: peiningyu (arpi)   2013-02-06 16:20:00
king1864 我沒法理解! 解釋成:找舅舅好好玩XDDDDDDD
作者: peiningyu (arpi)   2013-02-06 16:22:00
我跟我弟剛剛解碼成功了 @@
作者: peiningyu (arpi)   2013-02-06 16:23:00
這未免太... 傷害我幼小的心靈QAQ
作者: peiningyu (arpi)   2013-02-06 16:26:00
不是啦是說之前那一句解碼成功之後實在有點太震撼了@@
作者: nono740116 (兩手是我的極限)   2013-02-06 16:40:00
我以為你朋友是想叫你TAG他 但是TAG打成胎葛
作者: papaya2002 (啪公)   2013-02-06 16:44:00
Jonson push
作者: sldwbb (幸福風箏手)   2013-02-06 16:44:00
說好的英文推文呢?
作者: edenjau (白月)   2013-02-06 17:05:00
blue who say and whoes
作者: neoikki   2013-02-06 17:34:00
TMD.. NMD.. CNMD.. <---- 這些通通真的有
作者: tsioge (一段新的開始!)   2013-02-06 19:02:00
tigerblue
作者: kas1846 (neko)   2013-02-06 19:49:00
推文XDDDD
作者: kkboy5200 (逍遙)   2013-02-06 20:21:00
Gan nin nia !!
作者: g512004 (不會晃的納豆)   2013-02-06 20:27:00
Are you shiting me?!
作者: orz9573 (YEE)   2013-02-06 21:25:00
根本與龍共舞的梗XDDDD
作者: didiasdcvb (白毛)   2013-02-06 22:07:00
Let me morning nine nine,plz
作者: didiasdcvb (白毛)   2013-02-06 22:08:00
i can no can get in water bucket?!
作者: crimson11 (crimson)   2013-02-06 22:41:00
That's his grandma's bears
作者: DoLuDoDaDa (督嚕督答答)   2013-02-07 02:27:00
whosyourdaddy
作者: fggdog (飛狗)   2013-02-07 03:33:00
cry already
作者: orzmm ( )   2013-02-07 03:57:00
Are you shitting me?
作者: Yie (我就是我)   2013-02-07 10:09:00
.....
作者: onlyminako (港妹)   2013-02-07 12:25:00
Original PO, I CAN!!! Come on~
作者: big1p (biglp)   2013-02-07 14:10:00
so whysy dfslgjri sdriojgp eojfse eogjpje e ejopgesj
作者: simga (我可不可以跳著說)   2013-02-07 16:17:00
An apple a day, keep the doctor away.
作者: kattte (誠實面對自己吧!)   2013-02-07 18:52:00
與龍共舞都沒看過 嘖嘖
作者: Anthim (Rawls)   2013-02-07 21:02:00
Mr. good~good
作者: g30601 (梅克斯)   2013-02-08 00:53:00
perverted
作者: ilyaadam (因為心在左邊)   2013-02-08 05:01:00
我還以為是說you胎哥密(台語)....
作者: ccing   2013-02-08 10:48:00
1樓是 它媽的 XDD
作者: wunming (吳恩銘)   2013-02-08 11:06:00
ca ma ki ve an nua gia
作者: lbowlbow (沉睡的小貓)   2013-02-08 15:02:00
聽不懂比較正常吧這串
作者: piggreat (朱)   2013-02-08 17:09:00
與龍共舞耶~~~~
作者: tangoloss173 (Saol)   2013-02-11 11:08:00
i think this need anti crafty lie one down
作者: tangoloss173 (Saol)   2013-02-11 11:09:00
no pass i still give push
作者: white132 (白)   2013-02-11 22:31:00
give your father remenber
作者: ss860708 (小小太)   2013-02-15 19:41:00
為什麼我覺得是I LOVE(老虎) U
作者: ss860708 (小小太)   2013-02-15 19:42:00
u luv me 才對
作者: Draculalu (endless)   2013-02-15 20:59:00
love tiger oil?
作者: youare610 (你是610)   2013-02-27 01:02:00
you guess you guess you guess guess guess
作者: waterfull727 (khuntertop)   2013-03-04 13:08:00
power overwhelming

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