作者:
right808 (多行不義必自斃。)
2011-01-23 23:48:35板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退!
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一名女子與男友吵架
大哭大鬧之際憤怒飆出
"你不要再逼我，要不然我自慰給你看!!!!!!"
儘管她後來立刻反口尖叫地說
"是自殺!!自殺自殺自殺!!!"
但也滿好奇這種口誤他倆和好沒。
以上為友人不吝分享，本人認為極為厚糗丟臉因此po上來
呵呵。
作者: kdiou (現在是蝸牛) 2011-01-23 23:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
x753951 (Acat)
2011-01-23 23:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
keithjr (契．)
2011-01-23 23:53:00這就是傳說中的打手槍自殺法嗎 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jay86319 (Esta es la vida)
2011-01-23 23:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eightpen 2011-01-23 23:54:00
打了二十分鐘的手槍!!
作者:
xx790924 (嘿呀喔嗨喲)
2011-01-23 23:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2011-01-23 23:56:00
加油加油加油!!!
作者:
Wynners (無糖綠茶)
2011-01-24 00:00:00傳說中活活爽死????XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
liuyt (YTL)
2011-01-24 00:02:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
是女的!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
m4z06 (m4z06)
2011-01-24 00:09:00哈:D這這....口誤也太...
作者:
gnidnic (gnidnic)
2011-01-24 00:11:00妳這樣要我不逼妳也難
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
evabird (哈囉你好嗎~)
2011-01-24 00:12:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
evabird (哈囉你好嗎~)
2011-01-24 00:13:00[新聞] 有一名年輕女子疑似爽死
作者:
xyz (賽的缺‧摸愛)
2011-01-24 00:13:00蠻屌的XD
作者: transitions 2011-01-24 00:13:00
口誤還是心聲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hateson (曾經滄海難為水)
2011-01-24 00:15:00完全戳到我的點哈哈哈哈哈ㄚㄚ哈哈ㄚ哈阿
作者: jessbianrad 2011-01-24 00:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
fbixx (小毛)
2011-01-24 00:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ur (我是 你的)
2011-01-24 00:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
myopia (科學妹)
2011-01-24 00:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smoky314 2011-01-24 00:19:00
一堆宅男宅女高興成這樣..他們兩個正在床尾合呢~ (XDDDD)
作者:
juice044 (芥末黃)
2011-01-24 00:19:00值得推薦！
作者:
sazuki 2011-01-24 00:23:00還、蠻、屌、的
作者:
Inland (\("▔□▔)/)
2011-01-24 00:23:00長這麼大第一次看到這種要求
作者:
ko74652 (Reese lin)
2011-01-24 00:23:00哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
cyranoh (De Bergerac.)
2011-01-24 00:27:00跟新注音一樣 那名女子習慣成自然
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Iamjoker (暱稱不存在) 2011-01-24 00:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Lendies (發呆) 2011-01-24 00:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sigsig (我愛楓葉國..........)
2011-01-24 00:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
futae (goblin bat)
2011-01-24 00:39:00男友表示：非常期待
作者: royalkevin 2011-01-24 00:39:00
某官員對立委說:你逼太緊了 我快要幹不下去了
作者:
vills (我想去海邊)
2011-01-24 00:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Hodou (￣︶￣) 2011-01-24 00:52:00
圖呢？
作者: telephone03 (─ ─ ─ ‧‧‧─ ─ ─) 2011-01-24 00:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jana61630 (我是小梳) 2011-01-24 00:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
v6v69 (ツナ)
2011-01-24 01:00:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ciao816 2011-01-24 01:07:00
XD
作者: crazy84128 2011-01-24 01:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
k920187 (OXO)
2011-01-24 01:16:00男友:我幫妳
作者: wumeimei 2011-01-24 01:18:00
應該吵不下去了吧~好好笑喔!!以後吵架用這招!!
作者:
bottega (Nolan)
2011-01-24 01:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: muska0312 2011-01-24 01:31:00
這口誤也太冏了吧...不過應該馬上就和好了吧...
作者: vacuum40173 (章魚) 2011-01-24 01:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gr1031 (G.R.)
2011-01-24 01:37:00瞬間合好的大絕XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: windinjury 2011-01-24 01:43:00
其實她想要和好才會故意口誤吧:P
作者:
ooXD (圈圈差低)
2011-01-24 01:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
poikz (yuan)
2011-01-24 02:10:00怎麼沒人推「先承認妳就是妳朋友」的梗
作者: quietvox 2011-01-24 02:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
TongYa (Tong Ya)
2011-01-24 02:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wicl 2011-01-24 02:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
asami (阿撒米)
2011-01-24 03:04:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wh90050305 2011-01-24 03:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
staycos (波羅咩包)
2011-01-24 04:35:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
作者: thinklu 2011-01-24 12:38:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
frankfgt (iverson)
2011-01-24 12:40:00阿拉哈哈哈哪哈哈 阿阿阿阿ㄏㄏㄚ
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: thehumanism (騎完子) 2011-01-24 12:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stes5115 (凱) 2011-01-24 12:59:00
為什麼某樓推文我看成 正在床 尾和 = ="
作者: stes5115 (凱) 2011-01-24 13:00:00
尾合
作者:
Armuu (阿ㄇㄧㄨ)
2011-01-24 13:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ning0201 (出小坑跌大坑)
2011-01-24 13:21:00溫腥
作者:
Greed623 (閃閃小超人)
2011-01-24 13:22:00XDDDD
作者: hcf7657 2011-01-24 13:23:00
哈哈!!我也常口誤...有笑有推
作者: Stylux 2011-01-24 13:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Deesu (高屏橋治克隆尼)
2011-01-24 13:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: av8dloveme (J.C) 2011-01-24 13:45:00
有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
qsxesz (粉紅兔寶寶)
2011-01-24 14:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sebu (絕不調的心)
2011-01-24 14:40:00XD
作者: sxobb (成天睡覺) 2011-01-24 14:59:00
給他爆!!如何!!!
作者:
ZaX10A (Q﹏Q)
2011-01-24 15:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
johnyy (順其自然)
2011-01-24 15:28:00我想要推...生命是美好的^.< 盛怒之餘請小心說話唷
作者: olivia1124 (Allison要乖乖長大) 2011-01-24 15:30:00
xdddddddddddddd
作者:
cyranoh (De Bergerac.)
2011-01-24 15:33:00從那名女子口誤來看 可以確定她一定體驗過生命是美好的
作者: eeheart (拉拉拉拉) 2011-01-24 15:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
your135 (想不到)
2011-01-24 15:53:00完全戳到我的笑點哈哈哈哈哈ㄚㄚ哈哈ㄚ哈阿哈啊
作者: yajinueda (耶黑～) 2011-01-24 15:54:00
就逼她了吧！！xDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
gallery (Contracorriente)
2011-01-24 16:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: uromam (mamoru) 2011-01-24 16:16:00
wwww
作者:
ggaabbcc (Revan)
2011-01-24 16:21:00口誤的也太偏差XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tfairyland 2011-01-24 16:25:00
XDDDDDDD 男:終於等到了ㄎㄎDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dimit0811 2011-01-24 16:28:00
XD
作者:
rainlon (小料)
2011-01-24 16:31:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: airysky 2011-01-24 16:38:00
喔~ 爆了耶
作者:
ms920 (cleo)
2011-01-24 16:46:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
u04vul (陌生人 再見了~)
2011-01-24 16:56:00真的是笑死我了XXXD
作者: ben3683 (大樹) 2011-01-24 16:57:00
只好逼你了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qvTYTvp 2011-01-24 16:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
notettu (note點點頭)
2011-01-24 16:58:00沒聽過這種要求XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kahigh (John3345)
2011-01-24 17:27:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
這威脅好特別XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kria5304 (XenoMegaREENovaSaga)
2011-01-24 17:50:00男:了不起啊 我也會啊
作者:
s9405303 (暱稱就我學號啊)
2011-01-24 18:28:00如果那男的真的繼續逼她，她也許真的會自慰哦。 科科
作者: quion 2011-01-24 18:33:00
男友當場聽到應該覺得很好笑吧 ＸＤＤ
作者:
ru5229 (賴皮)
2011-01-24 19:20:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: trustmyself (修行人) 2011-01-24 19:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
我的泡麵噴出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hontsa (紅茶)
2011-01-24 19:55:00罵到笑出來 = =
作者:
sket119 (戴草帽的章魚)
2011-01-24 20:20:00我如果是男友大概會笑到吵不起來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: liao777 2011-01-24 20:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: idlypanda 2011-01-24 20:53:00
-_-
作者:
aoiaoi (蒼井葵)
2011-01-24 21:03:00沒有當場笑場嗎 XD
作者: smoky314 2011-01-24 21:06:00
(小聲說: 我覺得可以當SXD新企劃)
作者: ambercoffee (LeNNa) 2011-01-24 21:38:00
XDXDXDXDXDXD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2011-01-24 21:39:00XDDD
作者: clothk80419 2011-01-24 21:46:00
男友更雞動
作者:
ujane (cryingbb)
2011-01-24 21:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cashko 2011-01-24 21:53:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2011-01-24 22:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shengwen (懶...) 2011-01-24 22:23:00
板標板標板標 你不要逼我~~~~~~~~~~~
作者: gjgjg 2011-01-24 22:31:00
作者:
icyling (會不會放手其實才是擁有)
2011-01-24 22:52:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: babylin0425 (堡貝綾) 2011-01-25 00:21:00
XDDDDD應該馬上會笑出來吧
作者: Mars973062 (咩喵呣) 2011-01-25 00:28:00
第一次聽到有人這樣要求的..
作者: kcchungx 2011-01-25 00:51:00
這實在是不推不行阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeff7272 2011-01-25 01:13:00
怎麼沒人推"先承認原PO就是你朋友"??
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
N1KE (耐吉)
2011-01-25 02:43:00要是我一定就炒下去
天阿XD那影片好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kersihi (小柯不姓柯)
2011-01-25 03:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a569 (娘) 2011-01-25 05:23:00
女友是指"自衛"吧...後來發現會被誤會吧...沒人這樣感覺嗎...這其實不是口誤 是聽誤(誤
作者:
kuo1102 (別來無恙)
2011-01-25 09:14:00按摩棒借妳 ( 遞 )
作者:
loading1 (吃東西是幸福的)
2011-01-25 12:40:00真好
作者: chen5244 2011-01-25 12:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
newkoida (男人真可惡)
2011-01-25 13:14:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: r066895177 2011-01-25 16:10:00
不想看= =
作者: diamant (鑽石糖) 2011-01-25 18:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ridosa 2011-01-25 20:50:00
作者: yo0703 (挖細短左) 2011-01-25 21:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hs311268 2011-01-25 21:02:00
這太好笑了...可能男生會繼續逼下去吧
作者:
rm6y72 (橘子)
2011-01-25 21:34:00男:好阿
作者:
DLHZ ( )
2011-01-25 22:11:00dreambearsp:我笑到一定要離開這個頁面不然會有生命危險
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Chinre (帥呀!!!Gibbs!!!)
2011-01-26 10:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cccareit 2011-01-26 10:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD 太強了！
作者:
dormice (MJ KING OF POP )
2011-01-26 12:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: br11k 2011-01-26 12:30:00
好好笑阿～～在螢幕前面傻笑ㄌ
作者: q09125293 2011-01-26 13:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD是女的XDDDDDDDDD
作者: cussam 2011-01-26 15:14:00
XD
作者:
momomiya (momomiya)
2011-01-26 20:13:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
petwing (主流想法不一定是好的)
2011-01-26 21:18:00妳根本就是在逼我要逼妳嘛！
作者: r19880603 2011-01-26 23:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
arrakis (DukeLeto)
2011-01-27 03:16:00超可愛XD
男:BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
作者:
JUDO610 (暗夜犯行者)
2011-01-27 21:04:00我笑啦~~~!!!!
作者:
len53 (Life's a bitch)
2011-01-28 15:44:00不可以逼太緊
作者: Irenekt (ink) 2011-01-28 20:05:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
嘴裡的食物差點噴出來XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Abelnight (男人的胸襟是被冤枉大的!) 2011-01-31 16:08:00
他們在打鬧吧??
作者: paggy994 (栩依) 2011-01-31 23:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: c5117818 (YaoYu) 2011-02-04 03:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: deblue (小隨) 2011-02-04 13:52:00
哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hideto0502 2011-02-10 17:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waitmonday (waitmonday) 2011-02-12 04:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
musicz (Mr. Smile [#33])
2011-02-13 21:04:00XDDD
作者:
goldnun (黃金)
2011-02-25 22:39:00推打手槍自殺法 XD