作者:
febio (俺不知啦 )
2009-06-04 15:01:18※ 引述《chunkunw (玩具)》之銘言：
:
不好意思 原文砍光............
我倒是有一次活生生的被我爸給打醒轉述的經驗
記得我躺在客廳沙發上睡著了 ps:我爸也在客廳
我們正在看大陸尋奇 一個塔克拉馬干沙漠??的樣子
我沉沉的睡著了
在夢中我夢到了我在一個大沙漠 我爸和我妹也都在
奇怪的是我爸他騎著馬 我妹居然騎著一隻雞
旁邊有一堆人騎著各式各樣的奇怪生肖
我一個人在他們的週圍奔跑(啥鬼都沒得騎)
累的要死的我 追著他們一起要趕路去殺敵......
這時 我爸對我說:來啦!!跟我一起騎白馬 否則你會翹掉!!
這個摩門特又渴又累的我居然縱身一跳捉住了左邊的隻駱駝的尾巴??(夢中有尾巴)
我吊在駱駝後面晃啊晃的............
然後我就被人一巴掌給打醒了................
醒了之後 我很怒的看向我爸:幹嘛打我啊爸????
我爸和我媽狂笑著說:你剛剛是在幹嘛???說夢話你知不知道啊你???
我很氣的大叫:什麼幹嘛啦.....人家睡覺做夢又怎樣???
我爸:是不怎樣啦........你只是舉著雙手一直大笑了大概二分鐘
然後用北京話大叫著說(你騎你的馬兒!!我要騎駱駝兒.............
因為死掉的駱駝它比馬大呀呼!!!它馬地.....哈哈哈哈哈........)
然後我媽狂笑著補上了一句 :真是夠低級的你耶兒子.......
所以我爸一巴掌打醒我......靠么啊!!
難道是大陸尋奇將我的潛意識給徹底同化了嗎???
我無言了...............
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: LoveTipsy (Tipsy,GO!!) 2009-06-04 15:02:00
好有畫面XDDDD
作者:
MarkFung (罪と罰の終焉)
2009-06-04 15:03:00笨點在於原PO把駱駝當生肖嗎?
作者: lightvoice 2009-06-04 15:04:00
第一次狂笑耶~
作者: lightvoice 2009-06-04 15:06:00
為什麼有海賊王+魔戒的fu啊..
作者:
novanut (nut)
2009-06-04 15:07:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
novanut (nut)
2009-06-04 15:08:00這個讚!!~~
作者:
KoShiyen (http://0rz.tw/7d2JT)
2009-06-04 15:55:00原本是瘦死的駱駝比馬大....
作者: herbertking 2009-06-04 16:10:00
你妹是血精靈嗎??
作者: mercychen (瑪希) 2009-06-04 16:21:00
笑死我了 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vickie7305 2009-06-04 16:24:00
超有畫面的！！(￣▽￣＃)
作者:
novanut (nut)
2009-06-04 16:36:00江山萬里晴~~~秦觀月~~~楚煙雲~~~~~~~~~
莫名的好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: meyoyo 2009-06-04 16:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
作者: vicmp 2009-06-04 17:03:00
= ="
作者: sida0312 2009-06-04 17:04:00
XDD 為什麼不騎跑得快??
作者: mooncu03 2009-06-04 17:11:00
憋笑憋到快內傷...
作者:
Knicks ( )
2009-06-04 17:23:00XDDDDD 超好笑
作者:
Tenging (菜鳥)
2009-06-04 17:28:00大漠英雄XD
作者:
timmy (Timothius)
2009-06-04 17:49:00超有畫面+1，快笑翻XDDDDDDD
作者:
YaoCat (嵐蝶)
2009-06-04 17:52:00這實在是太有畫面了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: s5846125 (陸奧鬼一) 2009-06-04 17:56:00
看到抓著駱駝尾巴，以為原po夢遊抓到＿＿的＿＿。
作者: starsflower 2009-06-04 18:17:00
太好笑了XDDDDDDDD
作者: raymond59 2009-06-04 18:32:00
無處不是故園情~~~~ 蛤~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
作者:
wesley412 ((居家清潔&修繕))
2009-06-04 18:34:00夠好笑的啦!!哈哈~
作者: booberry 2009-06-04 18:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aar (解脫)
2009-06-04 18:55:00太有畫面了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: specialneo 2009-06-04 18:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
作者: debitako (捲毛章魚) 2009-06-04 19:08:00
超有畫面的(笑到停不下來一直抖)XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: omoro (omoro) 2009-06-04 19:32:00
笑到流眼淚XDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: neohikaru 2009-06-04 19:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
solluw (喊著獨立宣言)
2009-06-04 19:48:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: bettytina (矇矇) 2009-06-04 20:03:00
我大笑了XD
作者:
arox11 (變強吧!!!!!!)
2009-06-04 20:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pon7711 (Lens) 2009-06-04 20:10:00
影片呢?你爸真不專業...
作者: wzxzju (大陸鄉民ptt學習之旅 ) 2009-06-04 20:19:00
因為駱駝大XD
作者: wi1son (大頭症vs.大頭鄭) 2009-06-04 20:33:00
佛洛伊德：你潛意識對駱駝蹄有興趣!!
作者:
ffssdb (ffssdb)
2009-06-04 20:39:00哈哈哈哈哈這篇太有畫面了XDDDDDDDD
作者:
gein (#16)
2009-06-04 21:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mosoun (小m)
2009-06-04 21:04:00超有畫面 超好笑XDDDD
作者: aiolsen (因虛假而真實) 2009-06-04 21:19:00
太強了！在研究室還笑到停不下來...XDDDD
作者: baran 2009-06-04 21:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lekao 2009-06-04 21:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pandahaya (pandahaya) 2009-06-04 21:42:00
太好笑了XDDD
作者:
teadog (Green City 幸福城市)
2009-06-04 21:43:00天啊 笑的我眼淚流出來了 超好笑 XDD
作者:
csaga (風之騎士)
2009-06-04 21:46:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
eggimage (目前沒有名片)
2009-06-04 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd 為什麼沒M起來
笑到流眼淚 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: omoro (omoro) 2009-06-04 22:38:00
這篇怎麼沒爆阿XDDDD 笑死我啦
作者:
WEIKUNG (OOPS)
2009-06-04 22:42:00有笑有推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
RISE (里斯)
2009-06-04 22:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
panhoho (ρanΗΘΗΘ)
2009-06-04 23:02:00笑得臉好痠
作者: jessic200408 2009-06-04 23:11:00
哈哈哈，超有畫面!!
作者: yuking9999 2009-06-04 23:25:00
超有畫面+1 哈哈~
作者: alexandria23 2009-06-04 23:38:00
哈哈哈哈哈XDDDD
作者: TCO94 (Tings) 2009-06-04 23:38:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈 笑死我了阿
作者: a2314147 (騎這車飛翔) 2009-06-04 23:56:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: a055169 (破碎的旋律) 2009-06-05 00:09:00
XD 這篇超有畫面的！！
作者: kissday (i miss you) 2009-06-05 00:23:00
好笑!!!!
作者: shuenren (5000P的怨念.......) 2009-06-05 00:40:00
超白痴的啦
作者: ainokodoba (愛的語言無盡) 2009-06-05 01:12:00
太有畫面了，笑得眼淚都流出來了XDDDD
作者: fuqule (samio) 2009-06-05 01:15:00
太好笑啦!!! 騎馬兒
作者: wantsi 2009-06-05 01:18:00
泰北爛了!
作者: monkeyFJU (希望你能在我身邊) 2009-06-05 01:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑好久...
超有畫面的XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: melaks 2009-06-05 01:23:00
靠邀我肚子好痛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cestelle (cest belle)
2009-06-05 01:24:00笑到流淚+1 XDD
哈哈XDDDDDDDDD 畫面畫面XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
sayolin (SAYO)
2009-06-05 01:36:00好好笑阿XD~你記性真好
作者:
arkray (十二月的禮讚)
2009-06-05 01:42:00超有畫面，好好笑!!!!!
作者: NONOLO 2009-06-05 01:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
s150286 (夏芽)
2009-06-05 02:07:00靠...笑到肚子好痛!室友還被我抓來together
作者: MemoriesUK 2009-06-05 02:12:00
笑到哭了怎麼會這麼蠢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamzachla (我是查克啦) 2009-06-05 02:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lonly (龍哩)
2009-06-05 03:44:00這篇怎麼會沒爆XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
funyee (麥田群鴉)
2009-06-05 05:45:00笑到噴淚~ 邊擦還邊噴~ 狂笑!!!! XDDDDDDDDDD
我比較好奇你在夢中抓的駱駝尾巴是什麼引來你爸的巴掌
作者: eva771006 (紫) 2009-06-05 06:34:00
做夢都不能讓人家看到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fm0611lee (Fine) 2009-06-05 07:49:00
XD
作者: sdjh18 2009-06-05 08:15:00
XD
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2009-06-05 08:54:00^^!
作者:
chicobo (帕米爾的淘金地鼠)
2009-06-05 09:11:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: pooforman 2009-06-05 09:19:00
我以為你抓到的駱駝尾巴是...................XD
作者: vicky250179 (咩) 2009-06-05 09:21:00
推樓上- -... 我也以為.....
作者:
ksksks 2009-06-05 09:22:00作者: tweetyzi (醒在夢境上) 2009-06-05 09:24:00
憋笑實在太痛苦
作者: rose147 2009-06-05 09:36:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者:
auogs (ogs)
2009-06-05 10:34:00我是看到風雨千年路才笑的 XDDD
作者: ajie83 2009-06-05 12:10:00
看到騎著一隻雞...我就笑噴了XD
作者: waid 2009-06-05 12:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
chupan (但願人長久／千里共嬋娟)
2009-06-05 12:21:00笨點是其實我們現在說的國語就是北京話......
作者:
sths0614 (手指間的歡樂世界)
2009-06-05 12:32:00太好笑了有畫面
作者: sunnytutor (陽光教師) 2009-06-05 12:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 騎著一隻雞!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uresi ( )
2009-06-05 12:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: truefalldown 2009-06-05 12:51:00
哈哈哈 太好笑了
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uzumaki (無業)
2009-06-05 12:54:00XDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Hjordis (露西恩)
2009-06-05 13:24:00笑死人了XD 說夢話的文章通常都很爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
timshow (粉泥森林中的苟活)
2009-06-05 13:31:00我以為會是貝馬梗
作者:
imidiot (我是白痴)
2009-06-05 13:47:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: sandant 2009-06-05 14:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: thirdheaven 2009-06-05 14:15:00
笑到停不下來XDDDDD 還呀呼XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chris0521 2009-06-05 14:39:00
駱駝的確有尾巴(我騎過) 但牠們會邊走邊大便喔～XD
作者: lucars 2009-06-05 14:50:00
哈哈～超好笑得啦~
作者: vinita (紅豆) 2009-06-05 15:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: qaz996 2009-06-05 15:59:00
我比較好奇你在夢中抓的駱駝尾巴是什麼引來你爸的巴掌
作者: parisian 2009-06-05 16:29:00
XDDDDDD
作者: Tidus (嘿皮) 2009-06-05 16:39:00
好可憐喔原PO只能在家人周圍奔跑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: t0159689 2009-06-05 16:51:00
哈哈哈哈哈~~~~我笑翻了!
我笑到停不住…XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
putter (九月橘子)
2009-06-05 17:11:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: arst987 2009-06-05 17:54:00
爆吧~
作者: m06c06 2009-06-05 17:59:00
哈哈哈~
作者:
swwf (十字路口)
2009-06-05 19:12:00哈哈哈，超好笑的
作者:
tokyoya (æ±äº¬è€¶)
2009-06-05 19:24:00哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 快笑死我了!!!!!
作者:
tokyoya (æ±äº¬è€¶)
2009-06-05 19:25:00不小心按到噓= =
作者: stella3207 (stella) 2009-06-05 19:31:00
xdd
作者:
es8603 (緋色之翼)
2009-06-05 19:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2009-06-05 20:44:00以為原po夢遊抓到＿＿的＿＿。+1 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Torisas 2009-06-05 21:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
flys (flys)
2009-06-05 22:55:00太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
girl6228 (Grace)
2009-06-05 23:15:00太好笑了啦 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hcmomo (含情モモ)
2009-06-05 23:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
vickyto (哇哈哈)
2009-06-05 23:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好有畫面
超爆笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
v00001 (貓)
2009-06-06 01:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Reder 2009-06-06 01:40:00
因為死掉的駱駝它比馬大呀呼!!!它馬地 XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KAWA 2009-06-06 02:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: savies (savies) 2009-06-06 12:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yasachi (明明)
2009-06-06 20:23:00笑死我了....
作者: lanvendereed 2009-06-06 23:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
erilinda (直到我厭了為止)
2009-06-07 00:20:00好久沒有笨板的文章讓我大笑的了XDDDDDDDDD
我也是看到騎一隻雞就笑炸了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lyr19 (碧雲天，黃葉地。) 2009-06-07 01:33:00
半夜大笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
miboo (咪哺)
2009-06-07 12:36:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: carrieaiq 2009-06-07 17:17:00
超好笑的啦!!!XDDDDDD
作者: Calvin620707 2009-06-08 04:58:00
XDDD
作者:
solemn17 (TeaCat)
2009-06-08 16:53:00XD
作者:
Andydream (王大帥<(￣︶￣)>)
2009-06-08 16:57:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
amy318 (婉仔饅頭)
2009-06-08 17:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
greenguy (frei aber einsam)
2009-06-08 17:54:00你其實是想去草泥馬戈壁踏青的XDD
作者:
stevely (stevely)
2009-06-08 21:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chengyi74226 (霽月) 2009-06-08 23:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: herowa (夢想天空) 2009-06-09 18:13:00
好有畫面..XDDD
作者: qsing 2009-06-09 23:30:00
真的好好笑 我笑到流眼淚肚子也好痛喔 感謝PO
作者: chi81 2009-06-10 00:39:00
害唷 肚子要抽筋了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BigCat 2009-06-10 06:51:00
被「呀呼」狠狠戳中笑穴 XDD
作者: anglusaction (薛吉) 2009-06-10 19:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: voguehan (涵) 2009-06-11 03:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2012/
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDy
作者:
kyuzi (本狼)
2009-06-14 19:38:00狂笑！
作者: PYCTAKO (KO) 2009-06-22 02:08:00
笑慘了XDDDDDD
作者:
kueiblood (鄉民的正義，不看嗎?)
2009-06-25 02:41:00你說這什麼夢話啊哈哈哈哈哈
作者: zuruineko (狡猾貓) 2009-07-29 12:48:00
好有畫面 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD