[無言] 大姑姑說英語... colorma PTT批踢踢實業坊

[無言] 大姑姑說英語...

作者: colorma (卡樂) 2009-02-01 18:31:24

剛剛在樓下聊天聊到之前有一戶歪果人搬到我們附近來~(已搬走)
由於我姑姑家是開小麵攤的...
所以某天中午歪果人一家子就去姑姑的麵攤吃飯...
大姑姑:"你要吃什麼?"
歪果人:"noodles! 寫寫..."
大姑姑:"蛤?"
歪果人:"noodles!!!noodle~~~s~~~~"
大姑姑:"哩咩嚕企的?" (你要嚕去哪?)
那次歪果人學會了 "麵" 這個中文!!!
之後歪果人的老婆就點了 "rice!"
大姑姑就拿了"筷子"給他們...
那天歪果人的老婆學會了 "飯"...
過幾天後~某天我們在樓下看電視~
大姑姑突然要我教她唸英文
她要我教她唸"fish"
因為隔天大姑姑有煎魚這個菜色...
(歪果人那個月是幾乎每天中午都來吃)
但是他一直唸"fisht..." 我叫她直接拿給歪果人看比較快...
可是大姑姑大概是想秀一下吧吧吧吧吧......真讓人擔心...
隔天~
我跟我表哥在麵攤幫忙...
歪果人果然來了~(來了~他們來了~~~<cs中毒>)
大姑姑就去招呼啦~
前面都很順利...到了"fish"時刻...
我跟我哥都在看我大姑姑~
大姑姑就對著他們說...
"咩呷 sh(i)t 某?"
大姑姑隔一天只記得 sht 忘了 fi...
中間還夾了個i...
歪果人都傻傻的看著大姑姑~
後來表哥出去跟他們解釋~把大姑姑推回來...
然後跟歪果人在外面笑成一團...
大姑姑問我:"阿挖公畝丟啊喔?" (阿我講錯了喔?)
我:"黑壓~"
大姑姑:"音細咧笑蝦?"(他們是在笑什麼?)
我:"欸..."
"哩問因咩呷賽某~" (你問他們要不要吃屎)
之後大姑姑就沒在烙過英文了...

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作者: drs868 (Dr.S) 2009-02-01 18:39:00

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作者: ArSaBuLu (阿薩不魯) 2009-02-01 19:47:00

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作者: shockman (七分短褲) 2009-02-01 20:07:00

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作者: NillY1027 (一輩子有幾把+12是註定的) 2009-02-01 20:14:00

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作者: husky1987 (husky) 2009-02-01 20:14:00

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作者: crossline (湘湘) 2009-02-01 20:15:00

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有版標的實力

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作者: jetlin (我在高雄,天氣晴) 2009-02-01 21:55:00

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作者: iBrightNight (白夜) 2009-02-01 21:57:00

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作者: sunnytutor (陽光教師) 2009-02-01 22:03:00

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作者: darianchiu 2009-02-01 22:48:00

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作者: chandler123 2009-02-02 02:41:00

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作者: XF 2009-02-02 18:45:00

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作者: YuChenn (　) 2009-02-04 03:54:00

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滿好笑的有笑有推~~~

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超好笑的

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