真人真事...
進了郵局之後 依舊是人山人海...
照舊抽了號碼牌 吹著冷氣 靜靜的站在一旁等待
突然間聽見 某櫃台人員的音量有越來越大的趨勢...
本著鄉民的強烈的求知慾 及好奇心的使然
於是 悄悄地往前湊過去了點 想八卦一下...
櫃台人員: 高先生, 不好意思, 麻煩您要寫全名喔!
大概是這位先生拿著提款單想要提款, 但在提款單上的名字欄位
只填了"高先生"三個字...乍聽之下...憑著多年的經驗...
當下覺得這位先生一定就叫做"高先生" 對吧?!
不過就在這個時後...
高先生: 沒關係, 我寫高先生就可以了
櫃台人員: 不好意思, 您必須寫全名我們才能辦理這項業務喔!
櫃台人員可能是因為郵局裡的待辦民眾越來越多
怕耽誤到大家的時間
似乎也漸漸失去了解說的耐心, 音量已經比先前略為高亢...
高先生:沒關係啦 我的朋友都叫我高先生 真的不會怎樣
櫃台人員的臉色越來越鐵青 臉上的線也越來越多條
郵局裡的氣氛本來就有點安靜
此時 也因為這位高先生的無理取鬧
讓整個氛圍更為尷尬...
櫃台人員: 我們的業務一律都得填寫本人的全名!!!
似乎已經很火了 所有人也都朝向該櫃台想探個究竟...
這位高先生也察覺到不對勁
便很不好意思且客氣的跟櫃台人員說...
不好意思...
我姓高...
單名一個字...
賽...
賽...
賽...
賽...
賽...
賽...................
剎那間...郵局一片死寂..
只剩紙張翻閱的聲音...
還有...
竊笑的聲音...
作者:
mousn (生命只是個假象)
2008-02-15 20:44:00小時候網路遊戲的ID啊....
作者: seven782 2008-06-01 23:46:00
我以為會是高進
作者: godjojo5 2008-06-01 23:46:00
原來是高賽喔!!!
作者:
soulboy (月半魚)
2008-06-01 23:46:00都要Q雜碎了說...
作者:
bw930 (假人萬歲)
2008-06-01 23:46:00高義你他媽雜碎!!
哈哈，一樓中肯， 狗屎 .. 五告胎哥= = 摁歌揍呵糗
作者: UserMsa (銀色的夏天) 2008-06-01 23:48:00
高賽，你他媽雜碎。
作者: cara716 (口卡口才立) 2008-06-01 23:49:00
高賽!你他媽胎哥!
作者: UserMsa (銀色的夏天) 2008-06-01 23:49:00
高賽，你他媽喇賽。
作者: outofdejavu 2008-06-01 23:56:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: ioiovivi (YOYO) 2008-06-01 23:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ricesandwich 2008-06-01 23:57:00
XD
作者:
azzboy (馬尾控!?)
2008-06-01 23:57:00很酷捏 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adjos (adjos) 2008-06-02 00:00:00
這個好笑。。哈哈哈
作者: whiteann (我是小豬白～不是白安QQ) 2008-06-02 00:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
katori (雲淡風輕)
2008-06-02 00:01:00我還以為 他名字就叫高先生咧
作者: sdjh18 2008-06-02 00:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hua1040 (大米)
2008-06-02 00:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好好笑!!
作者: geforce2003 (非 典 型 宅) 2008-06-02 00:05:00
...這篇夠好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lemon207 (哈囉 你好嗎)
2008-06-02 00:05:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
alanMM (我吃吃我我吃我)
2008-06-02 00:06:00他媽好壞
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cacay (卡卡)
2008-06-02 00:09:00............................................
作者:
KETA (不用錢的最貴)
2008-06-02 00:09:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
acerwei (小魏)
2008-06-02 00:09:00有笑有推
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovejean722 (傻包娃) 2008-06-02 00:10:00
推到爆了阿`~~~~酷
作者: shadow543 2008-06-02 00:10:00
有笑有推
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sister3q 2008-06-02 00:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wei503 2008-06-02 00:11:00
一開始真以為就叫高先生耶!!!
作者: sss010631 (不當工具人) 2008-06-02 00:14:00
笑到眼淚都出來了XD
他從小到大到底吃過多少苦.....(糟糕我笑不停)
作者: herro191919 2008-06-02 00:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hownowater 2008-06-02 00:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: DearTank 2008-06-02 00:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shirbabe (star) 2008-06-02 00:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: play1983 (<(_ _)>) 2008-06-02 00:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pugarine (迎接挑戰) 2008-06-02 00:21:00
XDDDDDD他爸媽怎麼這樣啦...XDDDD
作者: sunnytutor (陽光教師) 2008-06-02 00:21:00
幹嘛不改名啊!!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
mrxjohn (羊虫魚)
2008-06-02 00:22:00讓我想到九把刀的"哈棒傳奇"XD
作者: Brav0 2008-06-02 00:24:00
笑翻XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hackerjack (...) 2008-06-02 00:24:00
姑且不論姓...取一個賽有什麼意思? 隨機翻字典嗎?
作者: ponggung (pg) 2008-06-02 00:28:00
酷ㄟ
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
他爸媽應該是希望他有好運氣吧XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
keeyah (衛)
2008-06-02 00:32:00請問只有我以前就聽過嗎 這是個笑話吧= =
作者: anointed 2008-06-02 00:35:00
高賽....推了拉
如果高先生看到這篇文章會有何感想呢...XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sp006539 2008-06-02 00:39:00
讓它推~~~讓它推~~~~
作者: keall (空空) 2008-06-02 00:41:00
哈 有笑有推阿XDD
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2008-06-02 00:41:00
真白爛, 好好地寫上, 辦事人員就會稱呼他高先生了, 怕啥???
作者: xxx3677 (葉潘達) 2008-06-02 00:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
lyc51 (Lin)
2008-06-02 00:42:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
joy71 (朝目標邁進)
2008-06-02 00:47:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
ligar ( 影-小美女時鐘)
2008-06-02 00:47:00高賽..
超級好笑的啦 笑到嗆到 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sheep0811 2008-06-02 00:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD我認識高尚唷~^_<*也是真人真事唷唷唷唷唷~他家是上流社會的唷~!
作者:
LEAVEOUT (Hello!)
2008-06-02 00:58:00哈哈 高賽!!完全沒想到 真的以為他叫高先生XD
作者:
zzxxzz (射☆惹ㄦ!!!!!!)
2008-06-02 01:04:00XD
作者:
farewel (菲爾味油)
2008-06-02 01:08:00XDDDD
作者: Jeff777 2008-06-02 01:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chenbin 2008-06-02 01:09:00
差低低低低低低低低
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jot5436 2008-06-02 01:11:00
[大喜]我生了個兒子叫高賽
作者: icagall (ㄚㄈ) 2008-06-02 01:19:00
好狠的爸媽呀!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: guevara0316 (A肉) 2008-06-02 01:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cheng105 (大輔) 2008-06-02 01:24:00
為什麼不去改名...
作者: heyEmma 2008-06-02 01:27:00
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Tamama56 (袴田日å‘)
2008-06-02 01:28:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jdfan 2008-06-02 01:31:00有笑有推!XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
honeyombd (glot+ombd=?)
2008-06-02 01:32:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
honeyombd (glot+ombd=?)
2008-06-02 01:33:00用寫的他就不用丟臉了 這樣搞當然會丟臉阿XDDD
作者:
peggyhao (綠綠der)
2008-06-02 01:53:00我先走了你沒走 你嫖妓被公安抓拉!!毆毆 我記錯了記錯了
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 高先生..賽人..
作者:
drfdj (嗯)
2008-06-02 02:00:00"高先生, 請問怎麼稱呼?" "喔喔, 叫我高先生就好"
作者:
GBIO (亞洲吉諾比利)
2008-06-02 02:00:00他爸真的好很
作者: Andrew0902 (I'm Andrew.Andrew is me) 2008-06-02 02:04:00
後勁好強........XD
作者:
LoveBea (德川田信秀)
2008-06-02 02:04:00XD
作者:
tasttw (韓哥)
2008-06-02 02:11:00高賽，你他媽喇賽
作者:
lovechoice (Supermassive Black Hole)
2008-06-02 02:15:00[大喜]我生了個兒子叫高賽 照顧長ID
作者: QQpringleQQ 2008-06-02 02:16:00
原PO沒虎爛 當時我也在XD
真想說他爸媽到底是何居心??? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
好歡樂XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
doney 2008-06-02 02:22:00XDXDXD
作者: kochs 2008-06-02 02:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
acerwei (小魏)
2008-06-02 02:26:00100
作者:
opisking (此OP非彼OP)
2008-06-02 02:45:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shuiyinmao 2008-06-02 02:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: alumilu0109 (重新來過) 2008-06-02 02:47:00
想到高先生的童年，就有股淡淡的.....
作者: gs1458 (hoi) 2008-06-02 02:54:00
還以為全名叫高先生...
作者:
hungary (用補習éŽå¤§å››ç”Ÿæ´»)
2008-06-02 02:54:00屎味@@?
作者: SiriusLupin (日光) 2008-06-02 03:08:00
....好可憐Orz
作者:
hankb (我想回家)
2008-06-02 03:12:00有股淡淡的...
作者: fisrgy23 2008-06-02 04:23:00
真的假的？XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hanjon (hanjon) 2008-06-02 04:34:00
M了~
作者:
iseeu (疏影)
2008-06-02 04:46:00有沒有姓喇 名低賽..的八卦
作者:
bagayuri (嘎啊!呱呱!)
2008-06-02 05:55:00高級塞亞人簡稱"高賽"!
作者: urasea (厭惡無意義之衝突) 2008-06-02 07:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
djm (Armin Only)
2008-06-02 08:01:00我笑死了!!!!!好有趣的名字!!!!
作者: GreenNicky 2008-06-02 08:41:00
~"~ 讓他改個名吧.... 好無奈
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nobrain5566 2008-06-02 09:10:00
這是笑話吧....
作者:
librann (Future?)
2008-06-02 09:17:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
======================高賽..你他媽.......去改名!!
作者:
enzo31182 (-----------------------)
2008-06-02 09:47:00那超級塞亞人不就超賽
作者: yu604 (陳瑞娃) 2008-06-02 09:50:00
好好笑喔 高賽 真是很尷尬
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-06-02 09:52:00建議他改個名吧。
作者:
vitalife (走不出的路口)
2008-06-02 10:04:00他爸跟他有仇啊~~"
作者: titen0915 2008-06-02 10:29:00
我笑了XD............
作者: sunnytutor (陽光教師) 2008-06-02 10:57:00
半夜想到"高賽" 噗嗤笑出來 貓被吵醒開始吵我 =_=""
作者:
yoga723 (You'll see )
2008-06-02 10:57:00以為叫高先生+1
作者: AppleFox 2008-06-02 11:02:00
可以改名阿 記得這樣改名不算在一生兩次改名之內
作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2008-06-02 11:07:00
以為是高義 XD
作者: eve19910 2008-06-02 11:36:00
也太好笑了吧~我噴淚了~哈哈哈哈
作者:
suelaby (...)
2008-06-02 11:38:00爸媽真壞
高進:為什麼..不是紅心十!!? 高賽:因為有我阿~
作者: idleshin (yy) 2008-06-02 11:42:00
爸媽好酷
作者:
LeoHsi (小呆)
2008-06-02 12:01:00笑了兩分鐘!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: GOGOZAP 2008-06-02 12:06:00
奇怪? 王國呢?
作者:
tzsh (D大是對的)
2008-06-02 12:07:00我想到一個名字類似的人... 有好笑到
作者: leon127 2008-06-02 12:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
piliuiop (Dreamer)
2008-06-02 12:32:00我也姓高，從小綽號跟他一樣，感覺很機
作者: ilyjj 2008-06-02 12:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
twooone (補習海)
2008-06-02 12:34:00XDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
HOTONY 2008-06-02 12:47:00我覺得這種人很討厭 人家就跟你說要寫全名了 還在那邊盧高賽又怎樣 高賽了不起嗎
作者: anochen 2008-06-02 12:55:00
這op吧.....
作者: disghost (Disghost) 2008-06-02 12:57:00
高先生是怎麼活過小學的....
作者: g0428168 (影武人) 2008-06-02 12:58:00
XD
作者: mikecan (罐頭) 2008-06-02 13:15:00
好可憐的人喔 幹嘛不去改名呢
作者:
cocoyan (摳摳厭)
2008-06-02 14:17:00父母也太機了吧XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: showtow (秀桃) 2008-06-02 14:22:00
覺得有看過類似的笑話 囧
作者:
btfy (btfy)
2008-06-02 14:29:00好可憐...
作者: rose147 2008-06-02 14:32:00
XD
作者: aiyoweiya 2008-06-02 14:38:00
他好可憐喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: littlehenry 2008-06-02 14:45:00
是大砲耶~~XDDDD
作者: yuki7733 (虛御風％) 2008-06-02 15:04:00
幹XDDDDDDDDD 我笑翻了
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
momocat44 (牙(づ′▽`)づ~♥♡♥)
2008-06-02 15:18:00他爸媽............XDD
作者:
by071626 (思樂是一種冰)
2008-06-02 15:21:00以前看過了。。。。ｏｐ
作者: sunnytutor (陽光教師) 2008-06-02 15:56:00
高賽又怎樣 高賽了不起嗎 哈哈哈 看一次笑一次
作者: asek 2008-06-02 16:04:00
哈哈～這年頭還有人執著愛高賽呀～
作者: NaibseL (^______^) 2008-06-02 16:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
vickysh (會不會)
2008-06-02 17:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: greg60711 (這就是人蔘) 2008-06-02 17:27:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: AKIRAIOU (akiraiou) 2008-06-02 17:34:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: q1a2z3 (★HUG ♥♥♥♥♥) 2008-06-02 17:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
KAKUDO (南月)
2008-06-02 17:44:00不知道該笑還該同情一下?
作者:
uelinn (uelinn)
2008-06-02 17:53:00爆了還要推...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
howshaw (俺只是路過的☂)
2008-06-02 17:54:00XDXDXDXDXDXDXD
作者: divagate 2008-06-02 18:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
demotion (台北陳松勇)
2008-06-02 18:15:00英勇的福爾高雷？!
作者: shaunsheep (Shaun) 2008-06-02 21:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
baiyao (東大路)
2008-06-02 22:37:00笑到嘴有點難受!!
作者:
yuyemoon (榆葉＠HQ仁花廚)
2008-06-02 22:46:00取名字要深思熟慮有遠見啊…XD
作者: slc1326 2008-06-02 22:57:00
看前面還以為真的叫是高先生，想不到後面爆點那麼大XD
作者: vinita (紅豆) 2008-06-02 23:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kimi560 (== ==")
2008-06-02 23:24:00有笑有推.......
作者: papalook (look) 2008-06-02 23:56:00
可能是老芋ㄚ吧！記得有看過叫X宏淦的，父母應該不諳台語
作者: XF 2008-06-02 23:57:00
真難想像他去辦理有唱名的業務時 噹噹噹~高賽 高賽
作者:
yorick (the Gravedigger)
2008-06-03 00:00:00應該是外省籍 不會台語才會這樣取
作者: wei1919 2008-06-03 00:50:00
高先生: 我妹叫"高潮"...
作者: wei1919 2008-06-03 00:51:00
我弟叫"高站塔"
作者: juino 2008-06-03 02:35:00
推樓上
作者: zawinte (零) 2008-06-03 06:56:00
忍笑忍的好痛苦^^
作者: linkin902 (世事難預料) 2008-06-03 09:33:00
他幹嘛不直接寫就好了，又不會被唸出來…
作者: ooyourxxx 2008-06-03 10:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mmm90415 (紅心Ｋ) 2008-06-03 13:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: agentQ (Q探員) 2008-06-03 13:30:00
超好笑的啦!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
作者: taroding 2008-06-03 13:50:00
好好笑!!!!!
作者: ukyoukyo 2008-06-03 14:09:00
OP啦!!聽過這個笑話耶 只是銀行版本變成郵局版本 真想噓
作者: aws60932 (俺是耕田滴~~!!) 2008-06-03 15:38:00
借轉喔~超爆笑
作者: wanjjj 2008-06-03 16:09:00
酷必了
作者: crybobo (唉唉~~~) 2008-06-03 17:01:00
我也認識一個叫做高賽的....= = 借轉
作者:
mifina (山上的向日葵花)
2008-06-03 18:22:00他應該去改名的!~哈哈哈~~
作者: mackulkov (跳舞好啊) 2008-06-03 18:29:00
....... 囧一輩子這個
作者: leeshang (mei mei) 2008-06-03 20:40:00
高賽有什麼的特別意義嗎?
作者:
richday (繽紛)
2008-06-03 23:03:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
englwings (Happiness :))
2008-06-03 23:22:00他爸媽怎麼這樣XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peach0802 2008-06-03 23:51:00
我大笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: rosier0917 2008-06-04 02:22:00
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怎麼會有人叫這個名字啦！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: a908350614 (擷取瞬間化為永恆) 2008-06-05 23:19:00
超有爆點的!!XDDDDD
作者: deathknigh (宅飛燄) 2008-06-06 00:17:00
超好笑的
作者:
Andydream (王大帥<(￣︶￣)>)
2008-06-06 15:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oneaim (澄海)
2008-06-07 11:56:00XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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作者: tigerandmilk 2008-06-07 19:36:00
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作者:
debris (人如其ID)
2008-06-08 11:47:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: m4rmp4 2008-06-09 02:05:00
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作者:
bonju2 (ZeRo)
2008-06-17 15:38:00XDDDD