我昨天大概遇到我生平動物對我做過最扯的事
昨天唱完歌跟朋友一起去西子灣的英國領事館
不知道是不是在下午旗津吃海產吃壞肚子 (╬￣皿￣)凸
本來大家拍照拍的很高興~結果我肚子忽然很痛
後來實在忍不住了~馬上衝到廁所去.
X你娘的~我這輩子從沒遇過讓我那嚜震撼的畫面
一隻猴子居然坐在馬桶上拉屎....
喵的咧~我一開始瞬間以為是個人~還馬上說對不起關上門~發現不對
靠!!居然是隻猴子~雖然知道猴子在壽山已經超氾濫的
但有沒有搞錯阿!!!猴子蹲馬桶~也太有家教了吧!!
我看下次看到猴子在讀論語我都不會太驚訝了...
最賤的是我不敢趕他走~只能跟牠溝通~因為聽說猴子很兇
我只好像叫小狗一樣~用手招牠過來~不甩我就算了
你不會相信猴子真的會用不屑的眼神看你~還把屁股對向你..
他X的~做人類居然做到那嚜沒尊嚴..後來我趕快跑回去找我朋友
我有預感我快要拉在褲子上了~我拿起我朋友還沒吃完的蛋糕
就往廁所跑...後來果然真的引誘成功~牠總算出了廁所
我馬上進去把門關上狂拉~但我沒料到猴子沒走
而是坐在我廁所的前面~我一打開門就採到牠的尾巴了!!
媽的咧~牠整個跳起來~還一直基基基的叫~我也被嚇到跟著大叫..
我發誓我叫的聲音~絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮
連旁邊的咖啡店店員都來了~但好在那隻猴子沒攻擊我就跑了
我真佩服中山大學的學生怎那嚜勇敢
之前聽說他們連在學校教室都會看到猴子~宿舍附近也有很多
我這次總算領悟到了..
作者:
cymk (專業鄉民)
2008-04-16 21:12:00哈哈~你好衰
看完想到的是鹿男NG片段裡咬玉木宏的那隻識貨的鹿....
作者:
jhtnhk (jhtnhk)
2008-04-16 21:13:00其實它是在掏大便吃
作者:
cyyk (..)
2008-04-16 21:19:00天吶....這真的太好笑了~~~~
作者: sweetkikiche 2008-04-16 21:22:00
超好笑！！！XD
作者: pikimm 2008-04-16 21:37:00
笑了 XDDDD
作者: tOlaNd (昨晚 我夢見電子羊) 2008-04-16 21:38:00
天啊....難道猿人星球的預言是真的?
作者: FREEDOMDATE 2008-04-16 21:41:00
推推推，原來猴子真的那麼氾濫。
作者: nuka0954310 2008-04-16 21:47:00
圖咧~~~~~~~~~~~(敲碗
作者: emptyace 2008-04-16 21:56:00
你看錯了 那是楊......
作者:
ktirene (小栗)
2008-04-16 22:00:00坐猴子坐過的馬桶耶...溫溫的嗎?!
作者:
EMIRU720 (自我循環主義)
2008-04-16 22:14:00笑
作者: takashi104 2008-04-16 22:19:00
你有被嚇到剉賽嗎？Q_Q
作者:
rattenn (rattenn)
2008-04-16 22:19:00剛剛王牌天神經過....
作者:
aakk (我要改頭換面)
2008-04-16 22:20:00夠讚喔
作者: arshess (從心所欲) 2008-04-16 22:24:00
真醬是猴腮雷~
作者: Vwindd (動手吧) 2008-04-16 22:25:00
妳採猴子尾巴 大家都看到
作者: nancy1014 2008-04-16 22:42:00
太恐怖了
作者: thedevilZ (一‧擊‧脫‧離) 2008-04-16 22:52:00
原來跑到那去了...以為只有在校內(見怪不怪...煙)
作者:
Mozai (末仔)
2008-04-16 23:01:00那隻猴子是進化史上關鍵的一環！
作者: autosox 2008-04-16 23:11:00
XDDDD
作者: waytin (waytin) 2008-04-16 23:16:00
推，借轉，謝謝
作者: KAWA 2008-04-16 23:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
BAPExKAWS (BAPExKAWS)
2008-04-17 00:05:00好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: expedition (Pela) 2008-04-17 00:07:00
你踩到達文西了
作者: juntbuwmk 2008-04-17 00:30:00
哈
作者: bforest (Moon) 2008-04-17 00:37:00
XDDDDD
作者:
gein (#16)
2008-04-17 00:39:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kevin932100 2008-04-17 00:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
unolady (行照駕照拿出來)
2008-04-17 00:50:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ioiovivi (YOYO) 2008-04-17 00:53:00
顆顆
作者: dance4what 2008-04-17 00:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD 好有家教喔!!!!!!!!!
作者: miensa 2008-04-17 01:18:00
推猴子...
作者: kenyon128029 (大惇惇) 2008-04-17 01:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
changtai (徵DVD(rip)動畫交流)
2008-04-17 01:33:00XD
作者: lovinsky 2008-04-17 02:03:00
真的是太好笑了 超爆笑的啦！！
作者:
LoveBea (德川田信秀)
2008-04-17 02:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ooyourxxx 2008-04-17 02:31:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mandy0813 (給我演唱會>3<) 2008-04-17 02:40:00
我大笑了啦哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cigara (想你的比基尼曬痕)
2008-04-17 03:30:00這篇有銀魂的風格
作者:
jzn (除舊)
2008-04-17 06:05:00猴腮雷
作者: BestEgg (少蛋) 2008-04-17 07:17:00
小心那猴子上PTT抓人XD
作者: vlightangel 2008-04-17 08:11:00
你其實是看到楊X緯~
作者: middle9 (蜜豆奶) 2008-04-17 08:22:00
我笑得很大聲
作者: boltsky (sky) 2008-04-17 08:42:00
XD
作者: hn520 2008-04-17 09:04:00
XD
作者: zzxxxzz 2008-04-17 09:06:00
XD
作者:
lucas01 (lucas)
2008-04-17 09:22:00豪洨
作者:
Yie (我就是我)
2008-04-17 09:26:00XD
作者:
hyelim (沒什麼好怕的 XDDDD)
2008-04-17 09:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑翻了
作者:
HOTONY 2008-04-17 10:16:00中山校規還規定不能傷害猴子 跟白癡一樣
作者: orfeo20306 (SILIN) 2008-04-17 10:23:00
XDDDD
作者: ncnili0502 2008-04-17 10:24:00
[超幹]那天蹲馬桶莫名其妙被踩尾巴！ 躺著也中槍!!!
作者: aqwspop (嚴以律己) 2008-04-17 10:37:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sdjh18 2008-04-17 10:52:00
XDDDDDDDDD 還好你沒怎樣
作者: samisami 2008-04-17 12:09:00
哇哈哈哈哈哈.....XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
rwtbf (Hans)
2008-04-17 12:26:00領教......
作者:
tracyyu (崔小小)
2008-04-17 12:31:00XDXDXD
作者: pciexpress 2008-04-17 12:32:00
幹 超好笑....我在學校 猴子都會跟我們嗆聲...
作者:
mntpo (轉身)
2008-04-17 12:34:00XDDD真的好好笑
作者: ArrowSmith (箭牌史密斯) 2008-04-17 13:05:00
他有沖馬桶嗎
作者:
iamdd (底迪)
2008-04-17 13:09:00小心猴子看B查你IP
作者: cbao (陳小寶) 2008-04-17 13:22:00
猴子：幹 我還在拉啦
作者:
yjay (Taylor Swift - Red)
2008-04-17 13:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Asucks (我的老婆是超人)
2008-04-17 14:46:00真的很奇怪，我在中山唸兩年，卻連一隻猴子都沒看過...
作者: DDsophist 2008-04-17 14:59:00
樓上的太遜了．．．我被偷過土司還搶過機車..
作者: bluewinged 2008-04-17 15:53:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD超級好笑的
作者: romu (幽。魂) 2008-04-17 16:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
uiorefd (小魯)
2008-04-17 16:03:00[爽]搶人廁所還被他拿蛋糕巴結
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 敘述的好好笑
作者:
OhMe ( 阿斯)
2008-04-17 16:48:00原po叫聲絕對比倉井空和朝和蘭還能代表高潮(流口水)
作者: play9663 2008-04-17 17:22:00
哈~超好笑~那猴子應該在等你上完~他還想繼續上吧!!^^
作者: LittleGuei 2008-04-17 18:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我們學校也有猴子耶@_@
作者: luckyamy0625 2008-04-17 19:40:00
真的是太酷啦XDDD~~有好笑到XDDD~~~
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
liquidbox (樹æžæ“ºæ“º)
2008-04-17 20:00:00賽亞人尾巴是弱點，牠當然要叫
作者: lostArt (我想衝浪啦) 2008-04-17 20:21:00
哈哈哈哈哈 好笑
作者: warlock666 (what?) 2008-04-17 20:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
jspout (Chaos Confusion Mess)
2008-04-17 20:59:00這篇超妙的，害我笑好久XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Aseven ( 桃氏企業老闆)
2008-04-17 21:07:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
miboo (咪哺)
2008-04-17 21:16:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑到肚子痛...
作者: jessiee1013 2008-04-17 21:17:00
我笑到流眼淚..........XDDDD
作者: iagolee ( ′﹀‵) 2008-04-17 21:19:00
在一起! 在一起! 在一起! 在一起!
作者: yoz1125 (柚) 2008-04-17 21:28:00
哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!有笑有推!!!!!!!
作者: kaweipress 2008-04-17 21:38:00
XDDDDD~~快笑死了
作者: wenlin2357 2008-04-17 22:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ccrr 2008-04-17 23:04:00
太好笑了吧!!!!
作者:
alveolar (加油就對了)
2008-04-17 23:16:00這篇超好笑的 不推不行XD
作者: Enzoki (Dream) 2008-04-17 23:21:00
好有畫面 我笑死了...
作者: crashin 2008-04-17 23:38:00
超好笑XDDDD
作者: wozxzow 2008-04-17 23:55:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
choral 2008-04-17 23:59:00借轉
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: olivia1124 (Allison要乖乖長大) 2008-04-18 00:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好有動作感阿～
作者:
isharn (hanhan)
2008-04-18 00:43:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超級經典
作者:
Bluebear (布魯塞爾的布魯貝爾)
2008-04-18 00:50:00心酸推XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
好好笑噢XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kentsam2077 (低調的人) 2008-04-18 01:15:00
XDDD
作者:
Kamelie (Shiba Inu)
2008-04-18 01:24:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: skypi (走了會回來嬤) 2008-04-18 01:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: waid 2008-04-18 02:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDD這實在太好笑了DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fikal 2008-04-18 02:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: MoodyMood 2008-04-18 02:33:00
妳竟然敢坐猴子坐過的馬桶????
作者: urasea (厭惡無意義之衝突) 2008-04-18 02:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Astragali (Soldier A)
2008-04-18 03:52:00牠有沖水嗎?? XDDDD
作者: noskid (dickson) 2008-04-18 05:30:00
爆吧xdd
作者: Seaturtle 2008-04-18 05:31:00
爆！！！！XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情塗鴉)
2008-04-18 12:04:00我老弟中山的，放在宿舍的泡麵曾被洗劫一空、醬包亂灑
作者:
spooky221 (Aki + Haru = 色情塗鴉)
2008-04-18 12:05:00據說房間還被弄得像命案現場一樣… … XD
作者:
saypeace (:)))))
2008-04-18 13:11:00猴子有沖水嗎?
作者:
isaen (呼哈^^)
2008-04-18 20:56:00很好奇牠有沒有沖馬桶…
作者:
cypress0 (Bryan Lin)
2008-04-18 21:55:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太有fu了
作者: babogoo 2008-04-18 23:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
作者: wwiy (gogogo) 2008-04-19 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: place123 2008-04-19 09:58:00
XXXXXDDDD
作者: vinita (紅豆) 2008-04-19 11:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
作者: alima (magician) 2008-04-19 20:15:00
GJ !!!
作者: Calvin620707 2008-04-19 21:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
這太爆笑我快笑死了................
作者: chuyii 2008-04-21 21:28:00
我愛小猴!!!
作者: snfreecat (飛天貓) 2008-04-22 23:41:00
猴子會報復 宿舍裡翻不到吃的就拉屎在你鍵盤上!!!!
作者: gs1458 (hoi) 2008-04-25 13:53:00
猴子[超幹]拉坨屎也被開門偷看(羞
作者: neverend02 2008-04-26 12:55:00
作者: a908350614 (擷取瞬間化為永恆) 2008-04-29 19:55:00
猴子有家教XDDDD