[無言] 我爸好色喔 rumormonger PTT批踢踢實業坊

[無言] 我爸好色喔

作者: rumormonger (便當姐姐) 2007-08-18 21:43:24

今天晚上我們一家人坐在客廳看電視
我爸媽最大的嗜好就是泡茶
吃完晚飯一定會泡茶!
好了~
今晚要泡茶的時候，我媽準備要去拿茶具的時候
順口問了我爸：要大隻的？還是小隻的？(我媽問的是茶壺泡茶的茶壺別想歪)
可是............................
我爸就用手比了比他的下面(真是超色的啦.....)
然後.......
我媽就拿了........................小的茶壺出來=.=;;;;;;

作者: iamblacktea (紅茶) 2007-05-28 02:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: vvxx1393 (阿祥) 2007-06-02 19:00:00

作者: alex1988316 (㊣一元槌槌㊣) 2007-06-20 21:47:00

後勁好強

作者: voguehan (涵) 2007-06-28 20:50:00

XDDDDDDDDD 2009/

作者: t1001 2007-08-04 22:33:00

幸好媽媽不是拿壞掉的出來XDDDDDDDDD

作者: whie 2007-08-18 21:44:00

父:有股蛋蛋的哀傷

作者: wendy5502 (溫蒂漢堡) 2007-08-18 21:45:00

哈哈哈哈你老爸老媽都很幽默XD

作者: oodh (oodh) 2007-08-18 21:46:00

這是老媽的計謀啊夜裡你老爸就會讓她認清楚倒底是大還是小了

作者: ej001 ( ) 2007-08-18 21:47:00

爸媽感情不錯吧！！

作者: aogoco (新陳代謝※成長) 2007-08-18 21:47:00

父:有股蛋蛋的哀傷

作者: lightwee (光菱) 2007-08-18 21:48:00

你爸媽還真好玩XD~ 不過你爸會很傷心吧0.0

作者: johnny132 ([NGCT]J) 2007-08-18 21:48:00

因為你在所以拿小的XDDD?

作者: kumatsu (1985年、夏天) 2007-08-18 21:50:00

這是暗號！！

作者: onlyinblack (恰栗謎) 2007-08-18 21:50:00

XDDDD 有好笑~

作者: compuworld 2007-08-18 21:51:00

XDDDDD

作者: f33783378 (小灰狼) 2007-08-18 21:51:00

不色怎麼會有妳

作者: costello (重返榮光) 2007-08-18 21:53:00

不射怎麼會有妳

作者: tongpakfu (tongpakfu) 2007-08-18 21:53:00

圖咧!!

作者: aogoco (新陳代謝※成長) 2007-08-18 21:54:00

不射怎麼會有妳

作者: noble0619 (諾伯) 2007-08-18 21:54:00

有笑有推XDDDD

作者: chinhsuan (溫柔堅定) 2007-08-18 21:54:00

不射怎麼會有妳情人節前夕的老閃光

作者: lightupdown (Chase) 2007-08-18 21:55:00

XDD

作者: rumormonger (便當姐姐) 2007-08-18 21:56:00

=.=;;請問要圖？是要看我老爸喔？=.=;;;;;;

作者: pocky0511 (屍體乎？非屍體乎？) 2007-08-18 21:56:00

母:大的留起來我自己用

作者: syiii (syiii) 2007-08-18 21:56:00

XDDD

作者: narcissus03 (往事並不如煙) 2007-08-18 21:59:00

作者: f33783378 (小灰狼) 2007-08-18 21:59:00

妳誤會妳媽了...其實妳媽是說..."現在"是小的

作者: empiresimon (小黑) 2007-08-18 21:59:00

作者: panshinan 2007-08-18 22:03:00

作者: MattMeng 2007-08-18 22:04:00

要怎麼變大?

作者: shinywong 2007-08-18 22:07:00

不射怎麼會有妳有射有推

作者: coralpink 2007-08-18 22:07:00

哈哈~~~~~~~你爸媽真可愛

作者: miss7714 2007-08-18 22:09:00

作者: qqkiki1985 (Love & Peace) 2007-08-18 22:10:00

好修喔 >//<

作者: qqkiki1985 (Love & Peace) 2007-08-18 22:11:00

羞

作者: cherry0526 (你是屁屁普) 2007-08-18 22:14:00

我爆笑了︿(￣︶￣)︿

作者: elbert (Elbert) 2007-08-18 22:15:00

媽:我來讓他變大~~~~~(敲)

作者: qqkiki1985 (Love & Peace) 2007-08-18 22:16:00

敲..會腫起來

作者: Alan655 (用心感覺) 2007-08-18 22:18:00

你媽是投手，你爸是補手吼..XD

作者: riverflows 2007-08-18 22:21:00

現在是小的+1...

作者: tedann (å¤§æ²³) 2007-08-18 22:25:00

媽:沒關係啦~~ 晚上就會變大了喔~~~~~

作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2007-08-18 22:34:00

XDDDD 真不給面子, 拿小支的

作者: thuman1030 (艋舺平井堅!!) 2007-08-18 22:36:00

結果媽媽遞給爸爸一跟牙籤....

作者: ooxx05312 (噗機!!) 2007-08-18 22:36:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: laruku46669 (XD) 2007-08-18 22:41:00

小茶壺是你媽要用~其實背後拿了迷你茶壺給你老爸對吧?

作者: rosenlu 2007-08-18 22:43:00

還是你媽老實......

作者: perlenpo (perlenpo) 2007-08-18 22:45:00

不推對不起自己XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sturz5 (é¤æ¡Œä¸Šçš„æµ·åƒ) 2007-08-18 22:54:00

加熱水就變大了XD

作者: derchan 2007-08-18 22:57:00

XDXD

作者: gwaCuCu (熟男) 2007-08-18 22:58:00

作者: iamashes (ashes) 2007-08-18 23:04:00

XDDD

作者: JOY0968 (等待) 2007-08-18 23:06:00

好好笑太幽默了XDDDD

作者: jpbptjp (海海人生) 2007-08-18 23:07:00

好笑XD

作者: Johnnys (知足常樂) 2007-08-18 23:09:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Leaf789 (葉子) 2007-08-18 23:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: shinnybird 2007-08-18 23:14:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: j780305 2007-08-18 23:19:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sunkist309 (小葉) 2007-08-18 23:25:00

XDDD

作者: mihm (弔詭的情緒乖張) 2007-08-18 23:28:00

作者: f575739 (冰月千影) 2007-08-18 23:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: a09786 (小妞) 2007-08-18 23:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dichoso (為曾經發生而微笑) 2007-08-18 23:39:00

XDDDDD 超好笑

作者: darkshona (月亮的距離) 2007-08-18 23:59:00

不然你以為妳怎麼來的？

作者: jason0921 (jason) 2007-08-18 23:59:00

你媽還拿了一個超大的茶杯?

作者: Zakka (標之，我幸；不標，我命) 2007-08-19 00:04:00

你媽還拿了一個超大的茶杯?

作者: taiz 2007-08-19 00:06:00

原po老爸 : 兒子! 你將來要比我強阿!!

作者: demitri (forever) 2007-08-19 00:06:00

XDDDDDD

作者: gsx7777777 (麵包) 2007-08-19 00:08:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: vk7359 (就是你了！) 2007-08-19 00:11:00

樓樓上很明顯的原PO是女的呀(笨)

作者: yoyohu 2007-08-19 00:12:00

不射怎麼會有妳

作者: nrtuzumaki (蛤仔(╯▽╰)) 2007-08-19 00:16:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nnn3 (我不是免洗唉滴!!) 2007-08-19 00:17:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kiyin (獸比魚) 2007-08-19 00:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: heyEmma 2007-08-19 00:37:00

作者: fromwilda (chupan) 2007-08-19 00:38:00

作者: johnnyaiba (このやま、いただき) 2007-08-19 00:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: catlive (????) 2007-08-19 00:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: haraluya (哈雷路亞) 2007-08-19 00:46:00

這個要M啦

作者: etsai (不隱藏) 2007-08-19 00:47:00

你媽很酷

作者: dodobear (Arnold) 2007-08-19 00:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: paperplane (paperplane) 2007-08-19 01:01:00

作者: smallqq 2007-08-19 01:25:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~超好笑的!!!!!!

作者: KAWA 2007-08-19 01:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: nacci1011 (豆花) 2007-08-19 01:38:00

超好笑的拉XDXD

作者: MyLove 2007-08-19 01:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mandy1125 (小蜜) 2007-08-19 01:46:00

噗..有笑有推

作者: Capriclibra 2007-08-19 01:51:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: iamelfin 2007-08-19 01:57:00

哈哈哈！爆笑！！！

作者: beautyev 2007-08-19 01:57:00

你媽真絕

作者: PutinCat 2007-08-19 02:06:00

你爸媽都好妙哦~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: yijiu04 2007-08-19 02:13:00

超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: KATORU (歡迎加入NHK!!!) 2007-08-19 02:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dirugs 2007-08-19 02:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: xyzpk123 (是什麼) 2007-08-19 02:28:00

好色歐

作者: luckydog0605 (回憶讓生命有厚度) 2007-08-19 02:32:00

好色喔~~XDDDDD

作者: skltku (skltku) 2007-08-19 02:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Arlen7119 (不過就是暱稱) 2007-08-19 02:47:00

作者: twooone (補習海) 2007-08-19 04:10:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: echolee (什麼時候可以回家) 2007-08-19 04:23:00

XDD

作者: acedia25 (　) 2007-08-19 04:38:00

推~

作者: janea0358 (因為愛，所以愛) 2007-08-19 05:09:00

父:有股蛋蛋的哀傷

作者: jatoo (幽靈人口) 2007-08-19 07:17:00

作者: newmatt (騙人布) 2007-08-19 07:31:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: kcetair (魔鬼就在細節裡) 2007-08-19 08:01:00

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2007-08-19 08:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: rumormonger (便當姐姐) 2007-08-19 09:27:00

還好沒有人推我老爸力金變態=.=

作者: Free5 (Free) 2007-08-19 09:27:00

推...這是暗號!!

作者: hundereins (人生...) 2007-08-19 09:32:00

[超幹]我老婆昨天侮辱我!!!

作者: liting74 2007-08-19 09:58:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zaqwsxcde (我們是台灣不是中華台北) 2007-08-19 10:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Eddie321 (想牽緊你的手) 2007-08-19 10:15:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: cpjxxx (我愛克林伊斯威特) 2007-08-19 10:30:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: needhp (AzaFish阿渣魚) 2007-08-19 10:38:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD你爸媽不錯^^

作者: evilspili (豬豬火) 2007-08-19 10:42:00

不錯笑XDDD

作者: q439239 2007-08-19 10:43:00

不射怎會有你..

作者: knust (小湯姆，要認真) 2007-08-19 10:59:00

長大你就懂了啦，這是暗號，這是暗號低啦

作者: FCKDIY (咕) 2007-08-19 12:17:00

作者: jijuxie 2007-08-19 12:32:00

XDXDXDXDXDDDDDD

作者: sunkist309 (小葉) 2007-08-19 13:01:00

XDD

作者: ErinChu (含巨大長莖) 2007-08-19 13:10:00

現在要找篇被ｍ起來又沒髒話的笑話不容易了

作者: wanfen (fen) 2007-08-19 13:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: gee0302 (洋菜) 2007-08-19 13:11:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD父母感情好~

作者: e2167471 (喬妹) 2007-08-19 13:13:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sassafras 2007-08-19 13:20:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: imdanielson 2007-08-19 13:23:00

作者: tomato7364 (蕃茄) 2007-08-19 13:32:00

哈哈。。

作者: majimmynuc 2007-08-19 13:39:00

哈哈哈哈~

作者: rob666 (ROB) 2007-08-19 13:45:00

好妙阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: relax098 (做自己) 2007-08-19 13:57:00

爆~~好好笑阿阿阿

作者: franreaac (歲暮陰陽催短景) 2007-08-19 13:57:00

作者: bimboo (信仰愛情卻忘了愛... Ｉ

<) 2007-08-19 13:58:00

XDDDDD

作者: feelsgood (真是阿呆) 2007-08-19 14:03:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: flylover (Where's my time) 2007-08-19 14:04:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Bevinxxx 2007-08-19 14:26:00

小茶壺 >///<

作者: dreameven (做開心的自己) 2007-08-19 14:43:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: eva0617 (構いません) 2007-08-19 15:11:00

作者: matinda (瑪汀妲) 2007-08-19 15:44:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: petervblue (哞!?) 2007-08-19 15:47:00

媽媽: 我們家沒有試管欸

作者: Nakoruscu 2007-08-19 15:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: sinphone (森風) 2007-08-19 16:10:00

樓樓上~XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: somehow121 (Harmony) 2007-08-19 16:25:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: lingar (柚子~*) 2007-08-19 16:29:00

這篇好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: xxctsd (喔.....也還好) 2007-08-19 16:49:00

XDDDDDDDDD

作者: wop875 (西萌諾雷眼鏡小安迪翹臀) 2007-08-19 17:01:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: mytear (mytear) 2007-08-19 18:28:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(拇指)

作者: iwanteasy 2007-08-19 18:59:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: PINKYLOVEU 2007-08-19 19:41:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: rumormonger (便當姐姐) 2007-08-19 19:45:00

推 petervblue:媽媽: 我們家沒有試管欸 XDXDXD

作者: liuyushyr (數字先生) 2007-08-19 22:26:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: those0 2007-08-19 22:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: inale (謝小多) 2007-08-19 23:24:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

作者: orikiri 2007-08-19 23:33:00

是老媽的計謀啊夜裡你老爸就會讓她認清楚倒底是大還是小

作者: j6wu0cl6 (田好) 2007-08-20 10:22:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ohlajun (捲捲老師) 2007-08-21 13:07:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bcyl1230 2007-08-21 15:54:00

我笑了XDDDDDDD

作者: Calvin620707 2007-08-22 00:42:00

XDD

作者: dapa2 2007-08-22 20:55:00

XDDDDDDDrz

作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu) 2007-08-26 18:58:00

激將法

作者: pttlyt (讓血液重新滾動) 2007-08-30 17:12:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: antiiss (小福星們要乖乖哦(L)) 2007-09-13 12:27:00

推文超好笑

繼續閱讀

[無言] 國中的時候看皮膚科noweic [無言] 我好愛我的摩托車daleleu X 颱風讓我想起小時後PublicSea [t2d大神]一週年慶harinezumi [眼殘] 飛車搶劫greenday1006 [無言] 你敢剪我就..diemercy [無言] 我不爬斷臂山啦carthage [無言] 學妹朋友的網誌jbllbom [無言]學弟我救不了你..deny0022 [無言] 入伍戴保險套幹麻?crossyamii