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Re: [無言] 不要隨便用中文罵人

作者: maxwood (maxwood) 2007-03-27 17:42:13

以前認識一個老美，費城大學，念歷史的
這小子在美國學了幾年中文，不知發了什麼瘋，
跑來台灣深造，
整天在台北的一些PUB，抱著啤酒在看古文觀止、史記之類的
結果有天晚上，他騎摩托車，紅燈右轉被交通警察攔下來
結果這小子安全帽一拿下來，交通條有點傻了
條子杯杯:"咦，喔，嗯...You, red light right turn! 1,200 Dollar!"
(這小子倒是聽懂了，但是罰他錢，那一定是抵死不從的!)
混在台北的美國佬:[...大人，我無罪!]
條子杯杯:[啥?...What?]
美國佬:[我無罪，我蠻夷也!](語出史記，楚世家)
天朝上國，京城台北市的一毛二執金吾愣了兩秒之後龍心大悅:
[好，那算了，以後小心一點!]
老美:[謝大人!]

作者: aowater 2007-02-02 14:51:00

什麼是一毛二執金吾??

作者: kotonoha (桂言葉) 2007-02-09 02:35:00

蠻夷都跑出來了=ˇ= 他大人是用台語說嘛

作者: lazyQ (認真過每一天) 2007-03-27 17:44:00

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作者: Isaiah (世界的約束) 2007-03-27 17:44:00

囧">

作者: skycity38 (fo fo ) 2007-03-27 17:48:00

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作者: Makino0711 (ο(≧▽≦)ο) 2007-03-27 17:48:00

真的假的阿好酷XDDD

作者: kougentei (一堆偽善者) 2007-03-27 17:48:00

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作者: taikobo26 (太公望貳拾陸) 2007-03-27 17:49:00

哈哈!!!

作者: allen60169 (嗨，您好。) 2007-03-27 17:50:00

我蠻夷也! 夠酷XDD

作者: home9332 (HOT~!!!) 2007-03-27 17:51:00

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作者: docse (可愛到犯規) 2007-03-27 17:52:00

我笑了........以前都是在joke用這句的呀~~~

作者: polyflex 2007-03-27 17:54:00

看此篇，想到某人的山海經簽名檔是也…

作者: wht810090 (娶妻當如加藤惠) 2007-03-27 17:57:00

XDrz

作者: thechuck27 ( ) 2007-03-27 17:59:00

酷XDDDDDDDD

作者: gareth43 (琥珀川) 2007-03-27 18:00:00

哈XDDDDDDDDDD

作者: phatman (phatman) 2007-03-27 18:02:00

估的!!

作者: ha0118 (啾咪^.<) 2007-03-27 18:04:00

警察英文還真是爛的可以 ....囧

作者: rabbitken (鬼) 2007-03-27 18:06:00

我無罪，我蠻夷也! 還龍心大悅怎麼回事

作者: julieroddick 2007-03-27 18:07:00

媽呀那外國人的古文程度應該比我好XD

作者: ltmqw 2007-03-27 18:07:00

條伯伯：蠻夷加罰兩千

作者: titay333 2007-03-27 18:14:00

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作者: takasi03 (ゆうこりんファン) 2007-03-27 18:18:00

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作者: jonsauwi (JBY) 2007-03-27 18:21:00

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作者: poikml (那就這樣吧) 2007-03-27 18:22:00

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作者: Marsher 2007-03-27 18:23:00

XDr2

作者: littlefly99 2007-03-27 18:25:00

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作者: hippo3 (我是河馬不是犀牛) 2007-03-27 18:34:00

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作者: dingcross (一顆布丁＊叮) 2007-03-27 18:42:00

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作者: ROCAF (宅宅軍曹) 2007-03-27 18:43:00

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作者: pinkdemon (單純的快樂) 2007-03-27 18:43:00

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作者: onlymin (HaPpy EveRyDay) 2007-03-27 18:47:00

XDDDD

作者: anoelleona (國見辰) 2007-03-27 18:49:00

執金吾龍心大悅,是說警察很高興吧

作者: image ( ) 2007-03-27 18:50:00

作者: yang0623 (commencement) 2007-03-27 18:51:00

謝大人XD

作者: faust4 2007-03-27 18:52:00

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作者: ffwind (培) 2007-03-27 18:52:00

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作者: udlked (udlked) 2007-03-27 18:52:00

那位美國人知道蠻夷的意思？

作者: solarJ 2007-03-27 18:54:00

人家都在看史記跟古文觀止了，應該是懂得吧....

作者: kawashita 2007-03-27 18:55:00

史記跟古文觀止的時代只要非漢民族就算是蠻夷了吧

作者: walume (無腦攝影師) 2007-03-27 19:23:00

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作者: cido ( ) 2007-03-27 19:26:00

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作者: alin5 (復歸) 2007-03-27 19:30:00

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作者: cutecat (可愛喵喵) 2007-03-27 19:36:00

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作者: mdeternity (V) 2007-03-27 19:43:00

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作者: Cobalamin (Vit B12) 2007-03-27 19:53:00

一毛二執金吾...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: HenryYee ( ) 2007-03-27 19:54:00

1200 dollar也貴了點......orz

作者: topsniper (燕人張翼德) 2007-03-27 19:57:00

讚!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Ericdion ( 由心出發 ) 2007-03-27 19:58:00

讚!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: topsniper (燕人張翼德) 2007-03-27 20:07:00

總覺得這篇是該m的好文XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: oceanwing 2007-03-27 20:10:00

XDD借轉錄~~謝謝~~

作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2007-03-27 20:16:00

XDDDD

作者: thegod13 (thedog13) 2007-03-27 20:37:00

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作者: yuu1350600 2007-03-27 20:48:00

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作者: sniplove (又到了杜鵑花開時) 2007-03-27 20:56:00

超好笑的蠻夷都講出來了

作者: tn751218 2007-03-27 21:00:00

這篇太好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: zeais (內向害羞沈默寡言) 2007-03-27 21:16:00

作者: Yunae (Yunae) 2007-03-27 21:17:00

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作者: poikg (艾斯姆迪) 2007-03-27 21:20:00

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作者: zookada (用忙碌來遺忘孤單) 2007-03-27 21:22:00

XXXDDDDDDDDDDDD 我差點從椅子上笑到跌倒XDDDD

作者: gemini51244 (Pay Money To My Pain) 2007-03-27 21:25:00

帥啦!!!這老外真強XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: dorisfish ( ..) 2007-03-27 21:26:00

XXXXD

作者: darkfire2004 (忙茫盲) 2007-03-27 21:36:00

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作者: yuei (oops) 2007-03-27 21:58:00

為啥dollar沒加s?

作者: takkikinki (布同學。) 2007-03-27 21:59:00

真喜感XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: crueangel (Holzfälle) 2007-03-27 21:59:00

紅燈右轉才1200？

作者: franreaac (歲暮陰陽催短景) 2007-03-27 22:15:00

蠻夷是啥東西.....這也講出來了!

作者: bluemaggie (Never forget you ) 2007-03-27 22:33:00

好帥唷...我真的很佩服學外國語言始終如一的外國人...

作者: goldensnuff 2007-03-27 22:42:00

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作者: kangtaamy (Yimei) 2007-03-27 22:59:00

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作者: eisley (神秘微笑的貓) 2007-03-27 23:24:00

一毛二執金吾!!! XDDDDD!

作者: joanne2220 (joanne2220) 2007-03-27 23:31:00

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作者: orzisme (EM) 2007-03-27 23:32:00

一毛二執金吾XDDDD

作者: inale (謝小多) 2007-03-27 23:40:00

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作者: chunichi (Yoshi) 2007-03-27 23:41:00

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作者: juneday (juneday) 2007-03-27 23:49:00

一毛二執金吾!!! XDDDDD! 哈哈整個都內化了~

作者: Adagietto (稍慢板) 2007-03-27 23:52:00

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作者: vicrashel 2007-03-27 23:55:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD下巴脫臼XDD

作者: turing (涂妮) 2007-03-28 00:10:00

做官當做執金吾，娶妻當娶陰麗華

作者: quiet123 (我就是喜歡國父) 2007-03-28 00:15:00

XDDDDDDDD 厲害

作者: Daseineh (我要幸福生活) 2007-03-28 00:25:00

此大絕僅限蠻夷用嗎?

作者: danube2015 2007-03-28 00:32:00

帥！！XDD

作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼) 2007-03-28 00:44:00

XDDDDD

作者: chiehming08 2007-03-28 00:50:00

樓樓樓樓樓上是說劉秀吧

作者: sakura32 2007-03-28 00:55:00

XDDD

作者: StAKA (狗不理包子) 2007-03-28 01:13:00

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作者: huabandd (我是阿肥巴你頭) 2007-03-28 01:19:00

阿勒~我看不懂...該讀書了...XD

作者: nevr (情絲難斬思念難忘) 2007-03-28 01:29:00

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作者: easycompany (知之為知之) 2007-03-28 02:19:00

推阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: leslie0926 (artman) 2007-03-28 02:51:00

蠻夷多罰一倍

作者: Go55 2007-03-28 03:34:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: uniqueofdec (咖啡鬼) 2007-03-28 05:09:00

是我記錯嗎?"仕宦"當做執金吾,娶妻當得陰麗華? XDDD

作者: bodoyo 2007-03-28 10:41:00

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作者: jeff3301 (正義的化身) 2007-03-28 10:47:00

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作者: gsx7777777 (麵包) 2007-03-28 10:49:00

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作者: rwtbf (Hans) 2007-03-28 11:18:00

1200 dollar還而已嗎? 媽呀超貴的!

作者: pondada (pondada) 2007-03-28 12:11:00

我好像看了一場歌仔戲喔 XD

作者: KnightLee (無敵奇異果) 2007-03-28 12:11:00

樓上的紅燈右轉最高可以罰到1800

作者: sunwit (..) 2007-03-28 12:14:00

當年八國聯軍你阿公有沒有份，代你阿公多罰2億

作者: black721230 (簡單生活) 2007-03-28 12:15:00

我好想對條伯用看看喔XD

作者: black721230 (簡單生活) 2007-03-28 12:16:00

樓樓上推文有好笑到XD

作者: heavenbird01 (用力k英文) 2007-03-28 12:35:00

好屌XD....

作者: jeychieh 2007-03-28 13:35:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: salance 2007-03-28 13:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這個真的超好笑

作者: afresh72 (紅燒雞翅我最愛吃) 2007-03-28 13:50:00

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作者: AndesDeer (毛球呼嚕羽小靈) 2007-03-28 14:17:00

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作者: PeachRain (永遠なんてない) 2007-03-28 14:30:00

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作者: maxwood (maxwood) 2007-03-28 14:35:00

整人專家都來了?!這美國佬的阿公，應該沒參加八國聯軍吧。

作者: maxwood (maxwood) 2007-03-28 14:36:00

居然沒參加八國聯軍?!!多罰十億!!

作者: LDDT (我好煩哪!!!) 2007-03-28 14:39:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: preferalie (一念之間) 2007-03-28 16:33:00

You, red light right turn! 笑到不行

作者: candycatwen 2007-03-28 17:15:00

so cool~

作者: doublewood (貓空.貓阿坑) 2007-03-28 18:16:00

幹!!!笑死我了XDDDD

作者: superchick (open heart) 2007-03-28 18:27:00

中文太厲害了XDD

作者: xxx22088 (xXx) 2007-03-28 19:57:00

太讚了...

作者: eracg 2007-03-28 20:52:00

不是1800嗎?? 疑惑@.@??

作者: candc46 (無聊魚) 2007-03-29 18:36:00

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作者: merrope (Smooth) 2007-03-29 18:56:00

XDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: hundereins (人生...) 2007-03-29 22:44:00

史記的時代我們都是蠻族了--->東夷

作者: shadowmoon 2007-03-29 23:29:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: BlackAsh (兔子小姐) 2007-03-30 00:45:00

You, red light right turn!這麼敖口虧他掰得出來= =

作者: asami (é˜¿æ’’ç±³) 2007-03-30 01:30:00

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作者: iogo (小玫瑰~＊) 2007-03-31 13:49:00

以前同學是ABC..辯論比賽要反駁時他說了"非也非也~!"

作者: kartess (隔岸) 2007-03-31 22:13:00

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作者: mizukione (月) 2007-04-02 22:56:00

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作者: goodman7434 (小蔡) 2007-04-04 23:09:00

狂笑～哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: bjwmk732 (六堆妹) 2007-04-05 05:45:00

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: ORB941 (左輪槍手) 2007-04-05 20:39:00

我笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

作者: Beckhan (滿肚子大便) 2007-04-12 09:20:00

XDDDD

作者: bleuisblue 2007-05-08 17:34:00

好好笑

作者: yokohina (Sylvia) 2007-06-20 21:40:00

謝大人XDDDD

作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu) 2007-07-21 19:49:00

執金吾不是前面騎哈雷那種嗎 @@ 一毛二抄牌的也算?

作者: rtskip (鳥頭) 2007-08-01 03:01:00

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