話說有一天心血來潮，立志要用一個下午走路走到腿痠
於是東跑西跑的逛了好幾間百貨...
到了晚餐時間，飢腸轆轆又頭昏腦脹的我餓得簡直可以吞下一頭牛
找了一間麵店想來碗香噴噴的麻油麵線...
進去坐好後，拿起菜單，勾了麵線...
嗯...一碗才40元，應該量很少吧？(以北部的價位來看)
於是拿著菜單跑去問服務的阿姨...
「阿姨！請問一下你們這個麵線還有沒有別的尺碼？」
「阿姨！請問一下你們這個麵線還有沒有別的尺碼？」
那位阿姨一驚，「什麼尺碼？」(旁邊的人回頭望著我...)
我(臉色脹紅)：「不不，我是說有沒有大碗的？」
阿姨(笑)：「喔！是要大碗的是嗎？有大碗的啊！」(說完轉頭，對著煮麵師傅...)
「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗！」
「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗！」
「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗！」
(瞬間全店的人都轉頭了)
我(>///////<)(小聲)：「對...對不起，我想改成外帶...」
好不容易麵煮好，提了就倉皇逃走...
從此再也不敢去了...
作者: mnnmmn (狂張) 0000-00-00 00:00:00
2008 推推
作者: Hans14 (沉默反對派) 2007-03-07 23:19:00
XDD
作者: kakyun (煩人的小老鼠) 2007-03-07 23:20:00
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者:
avecmoi (我們生活的風景)
2007-03-07 23:22:00好好笑＠＠
作者:
kose (高絲)
2007-03-07 23:29:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smalhead 2007-03-07 23:31:00
好笨啊XDDD
作者: pinkybeauty 2007-03-07 23:33:00
噴XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pinkybeauty 2007-03-07 23:39:00
下次直接跟她說"我要S號牛肉麵"XDDD
作者: moonprince 2007-03-07 23:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovekanebo 2007-03-07 23:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
oks777 (oks777)
2007-03-07 23:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pttonly (pttonly) 2007-03-07 23:54:00
阿姨真幽默 XD
作者: cvup (be honest) 2007-03-08 00:02:00
L號麵線....阿姨太幽默了吧
作者: koichi0531 (耀眼的黃衫～＊) 2007-03-08 00:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sweetjelly 2007-03-08 00:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moonprince 2007-03-08 00:16:00
以後開麵店，其實也可以這樣標示耶XD
作者:
Hsiasy (不良牛Omen魔術師)
2007-03-08 00:18:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: GreatJay 2007-03-08 00:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: shadowmoon 2007-03-08 00:26:00
試吃以後不能退喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ghostru 2007-03-08 00:29:00
阿姨有幽默感哦
作者:
zaqwsxcde (我們是台灣不是中華台北)
2007-03-08 00:30:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
Meiyu 2007-03-08 00:39:00有笑有推XDDDD
阿姨~你以為你很幽默嗎!?原PO明明要XXL的!!!!!
作者: KnightBridge 2007-03-08 00:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KGustav 2007-03-08 01:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: adar911 (It's My Turn! (￣︶￣)v) 2007-03-08 01:28:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXD
作者: sweetjelly 2007-03-08 01:28:00
"我們沒有XXL喔!你的身材吃M就可以了啦!"
作者: sweetjelly 2007-03-08 01:58:00
因為突然想到買衣服時很多小姐也這麼說啊XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moonprince 2007-03-08 02:01:00
"我們沒有XXL喔!你的身材吃M就可以了啦!" <-這句不錯XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
yuyemoon (榆葉＠HQ仁花廚)
2007-03-08 08:40:00XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yingyen 2007-03-08 08:47:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: quite0953 2007-03-08 10:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jia527 (就是這樣) 2007-03-08 11:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: eric04252001 2007-03-08 12:19:00
整個好笑到不行....
作者: cayting 2007-03-08 12:26:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smalhead 2007-03-08 12:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: seigi 2007-03-08 12:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
hhh820 (妮妮)
2007-03-08 13:10:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
aassd (#‵︿′ㄨ)
2007-03-08 13:33:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬)
2007-03-08 13:37:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
cloverba (我在這裡~請看見我~)
2007-03-08 15:27:00一整個好笑~XDDD...L號
作者: presbyterian (presbyterian) 2007-03-08 15:54:00
「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗！」 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: yet78612 (TT) 2007-03-08 15:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: curve 2007-03-08 16:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: monce (夢夢) 2007-03-08 16:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lovekanebo 2007-03-08 16:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: mushwu 2007-03-08 17:53:00
XD
作者:
Melson (梅爾森)
2007-03-08 19:08:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
「這邊五號桌L號麵線一碗！」 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: huande 2007-03-08 22:47:00
老闆娘也挺妙的....
作者:
clallg (李小輪而)
2007-03-08 23:41:00XDD
作者: Kachen (卡臣) 2007-03-08 23:47:00
阿姨超幽默！
作者:
windaz (windaz)
2007-03-08 23:58:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ilovesomeone 2007-03-09 00:26:00
XD
作者:
meowhui (meowhui)
2007-03-09 12:17:00阿姨不錯唷~ XD
也太幽默了吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: AKUne 2007-03-09 14:32:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ijb 2007-03-09 14:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 哪一家店PO出來,我要叫XL的.....
作者:
illlams (KOKI犯規!!)
2007-03-09 15:54:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeychieh 2007-03-09 16:33:00
跟她說要XL的
作者:
sggs (請到consumer爬文)
2007-03-09 17:55:00有M跟N的嗎？還是killer？ (亂入中)
作者:
shinome (宅化中的腐麻糬)
2007-03-09 18:08:00版標阿版標～XD
作者: puyo31320 2007-03-09 18:46:00
賀成為版標 XDD
作者: candycatwen 2007-03-09 19:01:00
XDD 好讚 XDD
作者: kingheros (拔辣熊) 2007-03-09 19:49:00
賀成為版標XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
stoub (藍田)
2007-03-09 20:32:00XD
作者: OPpsyche (陸軍三號) 2007-03-09 20:42:00
以後會看到店面門口的大小碗變成 s碗 L碗 XL碗
作者: kanggy ((我還在，只是熱情不再)) 2007-03-09 21:26:00
超炫的啦 XD
作者: jojofat (只對♥小桃剛♥有感覺) 2007-03-09 22:00:00
XDDDDDDDD恭喜成為板標
作者: mikechan (夢話) 2007-03-09 22:02:00
XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peachting (隔壁老王小孬孬) 2007-03-09 22:27:00
(驚!)謝謝大家<(_ _)>
作者:
oe (相信)
2007-03-09 22:51:00XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 我可以要M的嗎XD
作者: lizhg (水銀) 2007-03-09 23:03:00
賀成為版標 XDD
作者: icaiad 2007-03-09 23:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kendawx (呦霍霍~)
2007-03-09 23:49:00我終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者: CEG1314 ((oo)) 2007-03-10 00:26:00
我終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者:
kizax (這不是最冷的國度)
2007-03-10 00:37:00我終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者:
blowing (我是誰)
2007-03-10 01:02:00我終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者:
mgzx ( )
2007-03-10 01:29:00我終於找到版標出處啦!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nous (過去不該回頭。) 2007-03-10 01:33:00
阿姨不錯啊，還知道大的是L..........XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
angelcute (什麼時候輪到我呀...?!)
2007-03-10 10:04:00終於找到版標出處啦!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ptt112233 (ptt112233) 2007-03-10 10:57:00
天阿實在太幽默了 好好笑~~~~~
作者:
kcott (靠得住)
2007-03-10 11:05:00我終於找到版標出處啦!! >_<
作者: enajptt 2007-03-10 11:30:00
推薦這篇文章
作者:
BUymj (妙妙v(￣︶￣)y)
2007-03-10 12:58:00我終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者: starnightsky 2007-03-10 13:15:00
找到版標出處~好嗨 XD
作者:
proletariat (Die Ruinen von Athen)
2007-03-10 14:06:00看到推文才知道板標又換了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maywrann 2007-03-10 14:28:00
XD 版標
作者: KnightBridge 2007-03-10 15:10:00
賀成為版標!!XD
作者:
hatasky (水榭)
2007-03-10 17:16:00版標爆一下 別人才好找
作者: sassafras 2007-03-10 17:32:00
找到版標出處~~ XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者:
kizax (這不是最冷的國度)
2007-03-10 17:50:00我終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者:
rubyher (嚕必吼)
2007-03-10 18:40:00「阿姨！請問一下你們這個麵線還有沒有別的尺碼？」
作者: doll2004 2007-03-10 21:07:00
我終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者:
indigo351 (Oxalis holic)
2007-03-10 22:37:00終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者: dreamever 2007-03-10 22:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kitwos 2007-03-10 23:32:00
找到版標 一口一
作者:
sikiakaya (失去可能性的利迪少尉)
2007-03-11 00:11:00找到版標v(￣︶￣)y
作者: white8891 2007-03-11 13:30:00
版標找好久!!!!
作者: elmooooooooo 2007-03-11 14:45:00
賀!! 找到版標XD
作者:
kcetair (魔鬼就在細節裡)
2007-03-11 16:14:00找到版標(樂)
作者: kenken0902 (裕) 2007-03-11 16:56:00
找到版標v(￣︶￣)y 原來是這篇阿~~
作者:
kose (高絲)
2007-03-11 17:41:00恭喜成為版標
作者: taofan 2007-03-11 18:05:00
我也是，終於找到了！XD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BlackShieh (我的小朋友在飛翔) 2007-03-11 19:34:00
[慶賀]找到版標+1
作者: SummerShine 2007-03-11 19:38:00
找到版標v(￣︶￣)y 耶！
作者: endwind 2007-03-11 21:06:00
我終於找到版標出處啦!! ( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ 阿姨其實也是鄉民
作者: zooooz 2007-03-11 21:30:00
找到版標了......找好久!!!!
作者:
circler (circler)
2007-03-11 21:36:00找到版標v(￣︶￣)y
作者: cctjtw (jimmy) 2007-03-11 22:34:00
我也找到了 Q_Q
作者: taakaa (王道的真心) 2007-03-11 23:10:00
淚推…終於找到了qq
作者: momocat (eyes on me) 2007-03-11 23:13:00
找了2天了(淚) 賀找到板標!!!!
作者:
orzisme (EM)
2007-03-12 01:07:00終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者: clover32 2007-03-12 01:44:00
版標爆一下 別人才好找
作者:
cacado (卡卡度)
2007-03-12 03:15:00還沒爆 再來補 終於找到版標啦XDDD
作者:
kishin ( ^ω^)
2007-03-12 07:46:00終於找到了QQ
作者:
dayinout (day in day out)
2007-03-12 08:18:00為何差一呢?
作者:
lskd (呼~哈~)
2007-03-12 08:45:00原來這就是版標啊.....
作者: lalacow (PPTT大戰神樣) 2007-03-12 12:58:00
我終於找到版標出處啦!!
恭喜成為版標XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lillian20 (對阿對阿) 2007-03-13 23:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu) 2007-03-14 21:05:00
有這麼可愛的阿姨為什麼會不敢再去 XD 透露一下哪家吧
作者: creamfish (Vermouth) 2007-03-15 02:33:00
我終於找到版標出處啦!!
作者:
zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)
2007-03-17 02:00:00我終於找到版標出處啦!! 不過現在又換了@@
作者: waterflow 2007-06-29 19:58:00
阿姨… 也太好笑^^" 幹嘛這樣
作者: pces50123 2007-07-23 17:37:00
噴飯