變態...

作者: cmvct723d (working on)   2006-06-09 19:15:34
某天晚上在看電視
客廳裡的電話突然響了起來
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
二姐衝過來接電話(想說他的電話比較多可能是找他的)
癡漢:"嘻嘻嘻~~~小姐你聲音聽起來好淫蕩,你內褲穿什麼顏色阿??...嘿嘿嘿(淫笑)"
二姐聽到了以後很生氣,大叫一聲:"變態!!!"馬上把電話掛掉
過沒30秒
拎拎拎拎~~~拎拎拎拎~~~
二姐又接起電話,又是那癡漢:"別不好意思嘛~~告訴我你穿什麼顏色的..."
他火大地把電話掛掉....歇斯底里的罵道:"又是那個變態...煩不煩阿OOXX~~"
老弟緩緩站起來走到電話邊
電話又響了!!!
拎拎拎拎~~~~拎拎拎拎~~~~
老弟以迅雷不及掩耳的速度拿起話筒
搶先癡漢說:"嘻嘻嘻嘻(淫笑X10秒)~~~我的內褲是..."
"喀嚓!!!嘟嘟嘟嘟~~~~"
老弟轉頭對我說....他掛我電話 冏
作者: voguehan (涵)   2006-02-13 23:39:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF XDDD 2009/
作者: superlubu (叔叔你人真好)   2006-06-09 19:16:00
XD 變態! XD
作者: minbyminby (傲羽凡塵)   2006-06-09 19:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd應該PO在joke或轉去= =
作者: pauhsi (喵爸)   2006-06-09 19:19:00
呂布耶.....
作者: skn60694 (入聲)   2006-06-09 19:22:00
其實是姊姊的朋友打電話來
作者: Sugerfree (幹您娘機掰無糖啦)   2006-06-09 19:22:00
這個有讚到XD
作者: guhong (小瘦子)   2006-06-09 19:24:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: pidiraven ( 檸檬與秋刀魚 )   2006-06-09 19:29:00
好笑! XDDD 順便推呂布!!!!!
作者: chrissuen   2006-06-09 19:34:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推一樓! >///<
作者: aecobi (一期一會)   2006-06-09 19:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: k5l220 (交大松本潤)   2006-06-09 19:52:00
XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: incne (人生。)   2006-06-09 19:56:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: victor324 (悠)   2006-06-09 20:01:00
呂布是什麼意思orz
作者: neka ( _(:3」∠)_)   2006-06-09 20:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jonmin   2006-06-09 20:02:00
呂布是指一樓的 superlubu
作者: BFApollo (まいにち寮で勉強します)   2006-06-09 20:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: various (維琪)   2006-06-09 20:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kellychi (紀小妞)   2006-06-09 20:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Crucio   2006-06-09 20:19:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ipessimistic (哈哈)   2006-06-09 20:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: gorden00 ( )   2006-06-09 20:25:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF阿!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
作者: Luciferous (乃木坂真夏)   2006-06-09 20:26:00
樓上笨了 XDDD
作者: ipessimistic (哈哈)   2006-06-09 20:26:00
樓上耍笨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: smileyboy (gogogo)   2006-06-09 20:35:00
CFFFFFFFF 金先生要換鍵盤了XDDDDD
作者: ably (聚散終有時)   2006-06-09 20:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Taeper (I am back !!)   2006-06-09 20:41:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: hansbobby (Adulation)   2006-06-09 20:46:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: pigchang (300餘敗a象棋肉腳)   2006-06-09 20:47:00
ZSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
作者: ch110 ( )   2006-06-09 20:59:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: elena0708 (Elena)   2006-06-09 21:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: p70   2006-06-09 21:07:00
ZSSSSSSSS
作者: ROCKS (BuBu)   2006-06-09 21:09:00
MSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
作者: alexliu0322 (水下夢遊)   2006-06-09 21:13:00
XDDDDD所以原po你是那位變態?
作者: huamee (我要當衣架子!!)   2006-06-09 21:16:00
XD
作者: hijenou   2006-06-09 21:16:00
XD
作者: Aseven ( 桃氏企業老闆)   2006-06-09 21:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chh0213   2006-06-09 22:09:00
CFFFFFFF推文果然是笨版版友~XDDDDDDD
作者: iamzen (zora)   2006-06-09 23:06:00
XDDDDDDDDD強者!
作者: ghostru   2006-06-10 00:08:00
弟弟好酷哦!!
作者: bajiqa (多爾)   2006-06-10 00:15:00
哈哈哈~幹的好啊~~~~~~~~哈哈哈XDXDXD
作者: datavinci (就挑水喝吧~)   2006-06-10 00:18:00
我大笑XDDD
作者: monkey74913   2006-06-10 00:40:00
你比變態還變態...XDDDDDDD
作者: BlackJason (不能吃的秘密)   2006-06-10 01:31:00
真的很好笑~~
作者: binka (星星就是窮人的珍珠)   2006-06-10 01:43:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈笑死我了
作者: JustbeXD   2006-06-10 01:51:00
XDD 這招讚!
作者: yahchwen (猴子壞壞)   2006-06-10 02:04:00
XD
作者: ilk   2006-06-10 02:23:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: starlone   2006-06-10 03:20:00
XDDDD
作者: Nvil (Ciao!)   2006-06-10 14:06:00
XDDDDDDD 推原文 推CF 推呂布 推呂布是什麼意思XDDDDDDD
作者: haggis (haggis)   2006-06-10 14:23:00
這招好強XDDDD
作者: coldinfall (天涼好個秋)   2006-06-10 14:46:00
笑翻了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lostever (睡覺睡到自然醒)   2006-06-10 16:23:00
推啊!!!超好笑!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: happycoser (MIE)   2006-06-10 22:06:00
超好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: earlobes (生活中多點感動)   2006-06-11 02:25:00
Nvil總結了所有笑點 CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
作者: wykao (我不是正妹!!)   2006-06-11 04:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: urasea (厭惡無意義之衝突)   2006-06-11 06:44:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 這篇太好笑了XDDDDDDDD
作者: richday (繽紛)   2006-06-11 11:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lskd (呼~哈~)   2006-06-11 14:38:00
好笑!
作者: szczerbiak (K)   2006-06-12 01:58:00
CFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfff
作者: rhikvh (邪神)   2006-06-13 00:24:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)   2006-06-14 01:28:00
xDDDDD
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2006-06-19 17:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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