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[趣事]捷運上的趣事 XD

作者: mysteriousGE ( )   2006-05-12 11:41:01
先說好... 主角不是我 是我同學
（不要叫我承認我是我同學 雖然我也很想有個正咩女友 XD ）
故事發生在捷運車上...
主角：我同學和他的正咩女友
列車緩緩進站...「忠孝復興 Zhongxiao Fuxing Station～」
列車在忠孝復興站停了下來 很多人在本站下車
最後走出車門的 是一群高中生...
就在列車 已經發出「逼～～逼～～逼～～」 關門的警告聲響時
我同學和他女友 聽到了那群高中生的對話
某個高中生：「阿！ 我的雨傘～～」（回頭往車廂看）
我同學的女友告訴他 那高中生的雨傘 好像是座位上那支耶～
放在一包東西上面～
說時遲 那時快 已經沒有太多思考的時間了！！列車門即將關上！！
同學心想 難得在女友面前 有這麼棒的機會好好表現
平常在系籃好歹也是先發主將 快攻傳球也不是練假的～！！
眼看門已經緩緩動作 再不快點就要闔上了
我同學一個漂亮的轉身 身子往後一蹬 右臂往後拉 右手一把帥氣的抓住雨傘
眼睛凝視車門 就剩下個縫 說窄不窄 說寬不寬
「但以我的技術 綽綽有餘 待會想必是全車鼓掌吧！！」
At the moment～！！ 就在這個時刻！！
後面有個女生 抓住他的衣服！！
大喊「那是我的！！！」 「對不起、對不起.....XD」
車門緩緩關上...全車嘩然大笑～～
尷尬的是 車門已經關上...還得尷尬的等到下一站....囧
「真恨不得現在把自己帥氣的丟出車外 XD」
...........（完）
作者: juliette (感恩的心)   2006-05-12 11:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 好讚 XDDD
作者: mntpo (轉身)   2006-05-12 11:51:00
好好笑哦，真希望我在車上XD
作者: fanttaa (我是個ㄜˋ媳婦.....ccc)   2006-05-12 12:12:00
真想現場觀摩一下.......XD
作者: protrek (普羅卻克)   2006-05-12 12:16:00
還好還沒投出去，不然就囧了
作者: greatlucifer (constable forever)   2006-05-12 12:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 邊吃飯邊看笨版肚子好痛
作者: lavandersea (lavender)   2006-05-12 12:29:00
哈哈好笑
作者: akanokuruma (做自己，好自在)   2006-05-12 12:34:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: HIBIKI (hibiki)   2006-05-12 12:40:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 有好笑到
作者: sheaudih (The Hierophant)   2006-05-12 12:43:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Franciske   2006-05-12 12:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Elivanta (沉思鬼)   2006-05-12 12:46:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Aseven ( 桃氏企業老闆)   2006-05-12 12:47:00
XDDDDDD
作者: cheis (cris)   2006-05-12 12:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: peliuya (Unknown)   2006-05-12 12:50:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: coldshawn ( )   2006-05-12 12:53:00
XDDDD
作者: sacredsasa (sa)   2006-05-12 13:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: poor   2006-05-12 13:02:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nrshoo   2006-05-12 13:07:00
XD
作者: mysteryou (忘了)   2006-05-12 13:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Jube (簡單的幸福)   2006-05-12 13:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zxcbca   2006-05-12 13:15:00
XD Good!
作者: bluestear   2006-05-12 13:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biocement   2006-05-12 13:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BruceX (文氏圖之王)   2006-05-12 13:55:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: wangsynnex   2006-05-12 14:07:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: cathyptt   2006-05-12 14:09:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chalon (火星先生)   2006-05-12 14:10:00
太好笑了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: KyoDragon (不要查我)   2006-05-12 14:11:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 那到底有沒有把雨傘丟出去?
作者: alan2000 (莉莉亞)   2006-05-12 14:18:00
我笑了@@
作者: shinyhaung (我是Shiny)   2006-05-12 14:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hashflying   2006-05-12 14:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: onesfool   2006-05-12 14:38:00
會不會有人上來寫...搭捷運雨傘差點被丟出去?
作者: kilinyo   2006-05-12 14:47:00
真希望我在車上
作者: shaufu27 (我要玩拼圖)   2006-05-12 16:05:00
會在黑特版看到　幹~那是我的傘
作者: gingling (暖暖的)   2006-05-12 16:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Ciline (Ciline)   2006-05-12 16:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: disjoint126 (Vary Melong)   2006-05-12 17:10:00
你以為假裝不是你同學就不閃了嗎!!!
作者: elena0708 (Elena)   2006-05-12 17:41:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: evaliao (eva)   2006-05-12 17:49:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: stones12   2006-05-12 18:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Sillyegg (我相信)   2006-05-12 18:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: HenryYee ( )   2006-05-12 19:02:00
樓上五樓的反應也太過了吧 =.=
作者: takasi03 (ゆうこりんファン)   2006-05-12 19:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wbs016   2006-05-12 19:20:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chn   2006-05-12 21:10:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: moods39   2006-05-12 21:32:00
你以為假裝不是你同學就不閃了嗎!!!
作者: sunhow (Nikon 1)   2006-05-12 21:33:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jeffgk2005 (天下沒有你的午餐)   2006-05-12 22:05:00
XDDD
作者: iongjenq (雍正舞幽壑之潛蛟)   2006-05-12 22:12:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: selient (哈)   2006-05-12 23:12:00
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作者: haggis (haggis)   2006-05-12 23:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: unbisepenn (我爆！)   2006-05-12 23:30:00
丟出去就囧爆了 XD
作者: ntuutn (天啊 你是誰)   2006-05-12 23:35:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: c11335577 (Jen)   2006-05-12 23:52:00
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作者: kikini916 (kikini)   2006-05-12 23:55:00
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作者: pell8335 (孩子氣)   2006-05-12 23:55:00
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作者: jungpo (希望~)   2006-05-12 23:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zforlong   2006-05-13 00:17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fish0112 (魚)   2006-05-13 00:38:00
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作者: lobby8612 (100個不想運動的理由)   2006-05-13 01:16:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ThuLonnie (挖喜番麥)   2006-05-13 01:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Yakult (Yakult)   2006-05-13 01:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: joanju (龍龍)   2006-05-13 01:31:00
丟出去會不會掉到捷運跟月台的隙縫啊 = =
作者: lynnping (婕愛颺)   2006-05-13 01:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: sTelcontars (海水正藍)   2006-05-13 02:25:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iamhenyu (阿Ben)   2006-05-13 09:47:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: those0   2006-05-13 10:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: delphinn (吃得囧中囧,方為囧上人)   2006-05-13 12:58:00
很好笑!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zilkle (SEE)   2006-05-13 13:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ghostliness (皓)   2006-05-13 13:46:00
XDDD
作者: yao30712 (雪結晶)   2006-05-13 14:35:00
XD 好一個帥氣 哈哈
作者: tylerfirst (Tyler)   2006-05-13 20:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: aowl   2006-05-13 21:02:00
XDXDXDXD
作者: maytime (Rui～*)   2006-05-13 23:01:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD好好笑
作者: lanton   2006-05-14 01:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dans (Go for the eye)   2006-05-14 12:58:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: votinna (Let it be~~)   2006-05-14 14:38:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fanlly (fanlly)   2006-05-15 09:20:00
這個好笑XDDD
作者: cling05 ( cling05)   2006-05-15 14:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: toranpu (我想要p幣 Q.Q)   2006-05-16 00:22:00
XDDDDDDDDDD 半夜了要小聲笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: neusiedle (guest)   2006-05-16 18:13:00
XD
作者: ihatechina ( )   2006-05-16 20:16:00
這個好笑!!!!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: asami (阿撒米)   2006-05-16 22:54:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: dreamever   2006-05-17 13:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: trying10 (我不再是我    Ｉ
<)   2006-05-20 00:29:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)   2006-05-21 01:39:00
XD
作者: OdieX   2006-05-21 02:07:00
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