[耍笨] 撞車 Ahriman PTT批踢踢實業坊

[耍笨] 撞車

作者: Ahriman (無語問蒼天) 2006-03-29 19:20:06

話說考完大學聯考後兩個月，因為剛考到駕照，所以每天
都快樂地騎著我的小50到處飆車，在巷子裡鑽啊鑽。
不幸就這樣發生了~~
在一個巷子口，我因為騎得太快，一台車衝出來，我剎車不及，
整台車直直撞上去，車子的車門被我撞凹了一個洞，而我的
小50龍頭整個歪了。
由於他自己也是沒看就衝出來，最後兩人協調各賠各的。
Call了我朋友來載我回去後，我開始感覺不太對，因為肚子異常的痛，
，而且剛剛撞車時，龍頭剛好撞到我的肚子，我心想：「該不會內出血
吧！」叫了我朋友，趕緊去醫院檢查。
醫生問了我的情況後，摸摸我的肚子，幫我照了X光，然後叫我們去外面
等檢驗結果。
過了大約十分鐘，護士叫我們可以進去看片子了，我抱著肚子，在我朋友的
攙扶下慢慢走進去。
醫生將X光片掛在光板上，指著腸胃部份的黑影對我說：
「你大便太多了，去大一大吧！」
.....................Orz...............

作者: a830126a (a830126a) 2006-01-09 21:25:00

害我笑的跟個智障沒兩樣...超過一分鐘... 2012

作者: chris (ψ純粹透明ζ低調上等！) 2006-01-19 13:58:00

笑死

作者: coolwind4410 (Taurus) 2006-01-31 13:29:00

讓他爆啊2014

作者: voguehan (涵) 2006-01-31 22:08:00

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XDDDD

作者: bixinxuanke (碧心軒客) 2006-03-16 19:48:00

嘴角失守 2011/

作者: i910284 2006-03-29 19:22:00

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作者: rory9 2006-03-29 19:25:00

我笑了

作者: loveshih (pepe) 2006-03-29 19:40:00

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作者: wings0711 2006-03-29 19:40:00

哈還抱著肚子進去看起來很悲情... 結果是便秘阿哈哈

作者: VitaminY (維他命Y) 2006-03-29 20:05:00

哈

作者: dio13 (迪奧:喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔) 2006-03-29 20:18:00

很酷~~

作者: GrayNeko (灰貓) 2006-03-29 20:31:00

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作者: KeroroMorita (もう戻れない) 2006-03-29 21:54:00

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作者: zok (δ(￣⊿￣ι)) 2006-03-29 21:56:00

...............

作者: crazymomo (虧西摸摸) 2006-03-29 22:02:00

肚子好痛.....

作者: qg4762 (19號先生) 2006-03-29 22:08:00

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作者: juliey566 2006-03-29 22:09:00

吼,你是多久沒大便啊...滿肚子大便了....

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歸八豆賽.....

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朋友應該全部當場大笑..............

作者: iamzen (zora) 2006-03-29 23:03:00

你大便太多了，去大一大吧！超好笑XDDD

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....

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經點喔

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推id ~

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作者: thda 2006-03-30 00:39:00

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作者: Solo625 2006-03-30 00:48:00

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作者: ltmqw 2006-03-30 00:51:00

龍頭把大便震鬆了…會比較方便吧…><

作者: xman7552 2006-03-30 00:53:00

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作者: gaila (可以耍廢誰想振作) 2006-03-30 01:02:00

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作者: vinsanity15 2006-03-30 01:09:00

友情推!!

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作者: bkn (single) 2006-03-30 01:41:00

大腹便便 ~~

作者: Anitali (Annie) 2006-03-30 01:44:00

太好笑了 XD

作者: Twiny 2006-03-30 02:06:00

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作者: csdcbiz 2006-03-30 02:19:00

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作者: aesallen (愛紗) 2006-03-30 02:26:00

我抱著肚子，在我朋友的攙扶下慢慢走進去..XD

作者: cathyptt 2006-03-30 05:08:00

「你大便太多了，去大一大吧！」

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我噗的噴笑XD

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其實笨點在大便照出來是白的......= =

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噗嗤一笑~~~

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腦袋順便照一照 => 裡面也是黑黑的...

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銬妖我笑翻了 XD

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