[耍笨] 高中同學發生的事...

作者: krpk (高橋廣樹 >////<)   2006-03-16 00:07:40
因為實在太好笑了...
很想po上來跟大家分享
啊,我高中同學不知道會不會上ptt耶....
不知道到時候會不會被他發現......囧
那是他高三的事情
當時他和我們都是住宿認識的 這事也是跟他同班的我室友跟我講的
那天他和他的室友正要前往補習班
一路上聊天聊的很高興...哈哈哈哈...嘴巴張的很大,笑的非常誇張...
經典的來了!
這時一個東西正好飛到他的嘴巴裡...
那是....
那是...
一隻鳥
....囧
這是真人真事,沒錯,真的是一隻鳥
據他所說....是一隻麻雀.....
當下笑到快岔氣........
後來我跑去問他後續怎樣
他說:『啊我就「呸」一下,鳥就飛走了....』
再據說.....當時跟他一起,目擊到他「吃鳥」的室友
當天補習都無法專心上課...整腦都是他吃鳥的好笑畫面......
囧...有好笑到嗎??
嗯,補充一下,他沒有整隻吃進去....他說是『吃半隻』....
作者: ageofline (主唱大人)   2006-02-12 22:38:00
太好笑太好笑XDDDDD 哈哈哈哈哈 2010
作者: Imdream (夢想)   2006-02-27 14:22:00
好吃嗎!!!? 2013/
作者: clhd   2006-03-16 00:08:00
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作者: homaqq ( 昏睡去)   2006-03-16 00:09:00
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作者: Sugerfree (幹您娘機掰無糖啦)   2006-03-16 00:09:00
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作者: mymaktub (Fido)   2006-03-16 00:10:00
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作者: petbear   2006-03-16 00:12:00
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作者: whatmean   2006-03-16 00:12:00
XDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了
作者: iceboxi (低迷的)冰箱(^_^)   2006-03-16 00:13:00
XDDDDDDDDDd
作者: guestcubic (撐住,小蕃茄)   2006-03-16 00:16:00
真的好好笑!
作者: leehom39 (DO YOUR BEST)   2006-03-16 00:16:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: vinder (漂流‧無奈)   2006-03-16 00:17:00
嘴巴不會痛嗎= =|||
作者: cosy (笑看人生)   2006-03-16 00:17:00
我的青春小鳥一去不回來← 我只想到這首歌.....
作者: hisakura0430 (HIRA)   2006-03-16 00:23:00
哈哈哈我爆了XDDDDDDDDD
作者: miyuika (米油一卡)   2006-03-16 00:24:00
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作者: StAKA (狗不理包子)   2006-03-16 00:24:00
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作者: Arlen7119 (不過就是暱稱)   2006-03-16 00:25:00
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作者: treble (梅子可樂好好喝)   2006-03-16 00:25:00
XDDDDDDDD 笑到停不下來了
作者: ireis (我不知道)   2006-03-16 00:27:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: hyelim (沒什麼好怕的 XDDDD)   2006-03-16 00:30:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 嘴闊吃四方阿
作者: fredjedi (宏哥)   2006-03-16 00:34:00
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作者: wanchih696 (醬汁)   2006-03-16 00:35:00
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作者: neka ( _(:3」∠)_)   2006-03-16 00:35:00
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作者: vinex (魔斯拉,你為甚麼會飛呢)   2006-03-16 00:37:00
您的開心,小鳥都知道
作者: shushu70330 (妲妏熙)   2006-03-16 00:39:00
哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: eggimage (目前沒有名片)   2006-03-16 00:39:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 什麼鬼 哈哈哈 超蠢的怎麼沒m
作者: HOTONY   2006-03-16 00:41:00
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作者: zhou (斌拉登潛水殼)   2006-03-16 00:41:00
xDDDD
作者: henry1418   2006-03-16 00:42:00
圖勒.....沒圖沒真相!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ecar   2006-03-16 00:43:00
我比較好奇 為什麼鳥要往他嘴巴飛
作者: retsuya001 (強強/晴晴)   2006-03-16 00:43:00
我是隻小小鳥~飛就飛叫就叫~自由消遙~我不知xxx~我不知
作者: retsuya001 (強強/晴晴)   2006-03-16 00:45:00
xxx~只是愛歡笑~~
作者: hacoolman (哈酷面)   2006-03-16 00:49:00
朋友分隔兩地謂之神交 那位同學可謂之跟鳥口交
作者: anitana (阿妮塔)   2006-03-16 00:51:00
我笑了..XDDDDD
作者: jolynn403 (揪令)   2006-03-16 00:53:00
XDDDDDDDD
作者: growold ( )   2006-03-16 00:54:00
圖勒.....沒圖沒真相!!! (伸伸伸伸)
作者: env (沙鍋大的拳頭)   2006-03-16 00:55:00
結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡
作者: klubin   2006-03-16 00:57:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
作者: fdav (生活中)   2006-03-16 00:58:00
結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDD
作者: retsuya001 (強強/晴晴)   2006-03-16 00:59:00
同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 id長真可憐
作者: luliwawa (Irene C)   2006-03-16 01:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD飛進去是怎麼回事
作者: xan222   2006-03-16 01:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: HornyDragon (好色龍)   2006-03-16 01:06:00
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作者: stcb (小光)   2006-03-16 01:08:00
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作者: tabrisPTT   2006-03-16 01:09:00
吃鳥魔人...
作者: flysky2 (蚹蝂)   2006-03-16 01:14:00
XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fjumonkey ( 輔大猴)   2006-03-16 01:15:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: freeiron   2006-03-16 01:15:00
禽流感....施主同學請保重...XD
作者: suw   2006-03-16 01:17:00
真的,我同學高中時也發生過一樣的事,是同一個同學嗎??
作者: msave (流星)   2006-03-16 01:19:00
那隻鳥進錯家門了 XDDDDDD
作者: wei66   2006-03-16 01:23:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 太好笑了
作者: beautyev   2006-03-16 01:25:00
其實,很恐怖吧!
作者: imageimage   2006-03-16 01:28:00
笑到快掛了 哈哈哈哈 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: tapm (mpat)   2006-03-16 01:45:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: iam1022   2006-03-16 01:55:00
恐怖+1
作者: kellytata (凱莉塔塔)   2006-03-16 02:06:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ithinkso23   2006-03-16 02:16:00
呃...想吐..
作者: statdoggy (悲慘的趕圖人生)   2006-03-16 02:27:00
他嘴巴裡有蟲麻雀要去叼XD
作者: maldini3 (╮(╯_╰)╭)   2006-03-16 02:29:00
我的天呀~~~你同學是噴射引擎嗎???吃鳥...
作者: luckykudo (一睨蒼天斬風月)   2006-03-16 02:44:00
XD
作者: irene0521 (小酒窩)   2006-03-16 02:51:00
XDDDDDD太厲害啦
作者: kingzzz (It's my turn.)   2006-03-16 03:05:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kasparov (你是傻蛋嗎)   2006-03-16 03:15:00
推 結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: march1   2006-03-16 04:41:00
噁 好可怕
作者: Ferrero0212 (海洋)   2006-03-16 06:53:00
其實...還滿噁心的.....XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: papalight   2006-03-16 08:19:00
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作者: MiniPowm (mini爆)   2006-03-16 08:45:00
太神奇了XDDDDDDDDDD
作者: serpens67   2006-03-16 09:01:00
麻雀上笨版po:嗚..我那天飛到山洞去..好笨啊..
作者: zaop (不應該)   2006-03-16 09:09:00
哈哈哈 樓上好笑Y
作者: gatawiselot   2006-03-16 09:10:00
瞎鳥XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: fortunajane (fortunajane)   2006-03-16 10:10:00
好可怕好可怕...........
作者: KeroroMorita (もう戻れない)   2006-03-16 10:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: maria82 (好無聊阿)   2006-03-16 10:42:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 笑死我了.. XDrz
作者: salance   2006-03-16 10:55:00
結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: blueices (惟)   2006-03-16 11:08:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: biteAss   2006-03-16 11:56:00
結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lanton   2006-03-16 13:13:00
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作者: petertc (PTC)   2006-03-16 13:19:00
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作者: flylover (Where's my time)   2006-03-16 13:21:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Figg   2006-03-16 13:24:00
太久沒吃肉,嘴巴都要淡出鳥了呀(  ̄ c ̄)y▂ξ
作者: joy71 (朝目標邁進)   2006-03-16 13:48:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: nanahiei (寵物就是要寵愛他)   2006-03-16 13:58:00
好好笑喔.....怎麼會有這麼笨的鳥,自殺也要找對地方嘛
作者: ppptt (PT)   2006-03-16 15:03:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: Leonie   2006-03-16 15:23:00
有有有 有好笑到 哈哈哈哈哈哈
作者: wumimeow (balabububalabu)   2006-03-16 15:36:00
笨點是鳥嗎
作者: oiolong (龍龍龍)   2006-03-16 16:29:00
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作者: esabear   2006-03-16 16:42:00
陸上也有鳥擊事件XD
作者: ohya1120 (娛樂達人)   2006-03-16 16:44:00
作者: richday (繽紛)   2006-03-16 17:30:00
結果鳥的同伴也一直笑他跑進別人的嘴裡 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: krpk (高橋廣樹 >////<)   2006-03-16 17:37:00
同個高中? 我那高中是新竹附近的學校啦...那麼巧?XD
作者: inale (謝小多)   2006-03-16 17:51:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: angelluna (嚕啦喵~喵~喵~)   2006-03-16 17:53:00
你同學的舌頭看起來像蟲嗎 @@?
作者: radstar (_(:3」∠)L)   2006-03-16 18:03:00
天呀真是太了不起了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: ghostru   2006-03-16 18:11:00
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作者: JAMISONN   2006-03-16 18:28:00
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作者: hhhkkk   2006-03-16 18:52:00
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作者: Jamie653 (特特:))   2006-03-16 19:24:00
XDDDDDDDDD
作者: s9341097 (海蛇)   2006-03-16 19:50:00
Bird, bird, it's a bird ~
作者: rabbina (拉比)   2006-03-16 20:54:00
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作者: heyzora   2006-03-16 21:26:00
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作者: reliam (^^)   2006-03-16 22:00:00
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作者: bestlisa (  )   2006-03-16 22:08:00
媽呀~好扯!不過畫面真的很好笑 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: starshine (醉星夢,共話天長)   2006-03-16 22:34:00
笑死我了 XDDDD
作者: plue (二轉巫師難升級中...)   2006-03-16 22:46:00
...XD
作者: hypocriteee (寶妮)   2006-03-17 00:36:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kaku216   2006-03-17 01:23:00
好好笑
作者: badguy (下一個天亮)   2006-03-17 01:28:00
我學長 因為嘴巴很大 騎車的時候 蝙蝠飛到嘴裡
作者: surec   2006-03-17 02:23:00
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作者: elf70138   2006-03-17 12:13:00
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作者: dearwith (RELA)   2006-03-17 16:00:00
害我吃東西差點笑的吐出來-"-
作者: Leson   2006-03-17 21:18:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: vacancy623 (sophomore)   2006-03-17 23:00:00
XDDDDDDD太好笑了!!!
作者: linWisteria (太over不好)   2006-03-18 02:39:00
ha
作者: usarenee (啦啦啦啦啦)   2006-03-18 22:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: kotoko1128 (^_____^)   2006-03-19 01:04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: BKbaby (Yea, I think I'm Ready.)   2006-03-23 00:53:00
好扯喔! 很好笑可是也很噁心 = ="
作者: Sunicer (Always Open:7-11)   2006-03-25 02:44:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: lu3yao (放空之神)   2006-03-25 13:56:00
推鳥的同伴...XDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: john371911 (醬廖)   2006-07-10 20:24:00
超~白癡的。
作者: sips960   2006-09-20 18:13:00
XDDDDD 2011/

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