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Date: 23rd February 2017 , Thu
Daily Horoscope
Your natural urge to innovate may seem to have vanished today, Scorpio. You
may not feel like doing anything outside of routine tasks that you can do
automatically. You're suffering from low biorhythms, so don't fall into the
trap of thinking you're turning into a lazy bum. Relax today, and tomorrow
you will be your usual energetic, inventive self. Tonight, watch some videos
and forget your day.
你天生對創新的渴求似乎在今天消失了，蠍子。
可能你會覺得自己不想去做那些機械般的日常工作以外的事情。
你正遭受著生物週期低潮的影響，
所以別陷入那個自認為愈來愈懶惰的陷阱裡面。
今天就放鬆一下吧，明天你會變回那個平常精力充沛、充滿創意的你。
晚上就看點影片來忘記這一天吧。
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Love Horoscope
The planetary alignment today means that you could become the target of
someone else's fantasies. It is only in the light of certain events today
that you realize just what is going on. If this pleases you, then you can
make a move, secure in the knowledge that you are very much admired. If not,
then you need to do something about it before it gets out of hand.
今天的行星排列意味著你可能變成某個人幻想中的目標。
只有在今天發生的某件事裡面你才會意識到究竟發生甚麼事。
如果這是合你心意的話，那麼你可以採取行動，
要知道你是非常讓人欣賞的。
不然你可能需要在事情失控之前做些甚麼。
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我腦裡面浮現了這種場景:
A:那個誰好像喜歡你啊~
B:啊? 誰那麼看不開要不要再好好想一下那個誰跟那個誰條件都不錯要不要考慮看看(下略