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Date: 6th September 2016 , Tue
Daily Horoscope
Sudden and unexpected changes could have you feeling a bit confused,
disoriented, and doubtful about the future, Scorpio. Relax! The changes may
be not only beneficial for your career but also for your finances. Don't
think those in authority haven't noticed your skills and ingenuity. In fact,
you may receive some sincere compliments and gratitude.
突然而意外的改變可能會令你感到有點迷茫、失去方向、
而且懷疑自己的未來，蠍子。
放鬆點!這些改變可能不僅對你的職業前景有利，
而且還會改善你的財務狀況。
不要覺得上級沒注意到你的能力和智慧。
事實上，你可能會收到一些真誠的讚許以及感激。
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Love Horoscope
You may find love in some pretty weird places today, but that doesn't mean it
won't be deeply meaningful. Perhaps your lover-to-be has the kind of
occupation that your mother warned you about. Yet this person could have a
sense of humor and a zest for the original side of life that matches your
own. It is worth a try.
今天你可能會在一些相當怪異的地方找到愛情，
但這並不代表它沒有甚麼深刻的意義。
也許你未來的這位戀人從事著一種你的母親曾經有所告誡的職業。
然而這個人可能有著與你相配的幽默感和對獨特的生活方向的熱情。
這絕對值得你嘗試一下。
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我的幽默感...早耗光了030