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Date: 27th Apr 2016 , Wed
Daily Horoscope
You're likely to feel optimistic and enthusiastic about life today,
Scorpio. You might also feel especially sexy, a feeling you should
definitely take advantage of! Why not plan a romantic evening with your
loved one? Don't hesitate to talk about your travel dreams over dinner. You
never know, he or she just might share your dream. Before you know it, the
two of you could be winging your way to exotic lands.
你今天可能覺得樂觀而且對生活充滿熱情，蠍子。
你應該也認為自己特別性感，你應該好好利用這種感覺！
為甚麼不計劃一下與你的愛人度過一個浪漫的晚上?
毫不猶豫地在晚餐期間談論你的旅遊夢吧。
你不會知道他或者她會不會分享你的旅遊夢。
在你知道之前，你們兩個可能就已經各自飛到異國的土地了。
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Love Horoscope
If you don't get the joke today, then you may feel as though there is
something seriously wrong with you. The present planetary alignment
indicates that a loved one's sense of humor may leave a lot to be desired.
If you really feel that this time they have gone too far, then maybe you
deserve the last laugh. It's one prank they certainly won't forget!
今天如果沒聽到笑話的話，
那麼你可能會覺得自己好像出現了一些非常嚴重的問題似的。
當前的星象表明你人的幽默感可能有很多改善空間。
如果你真得覺得這次他們實在太過份的話，
那麼可能你才應該是笑到最後的那個人。
這個惡作劇他們一定會很難忘!
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讓可憐的凡人們感受蠍子的惡意吧!!!