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Date: 24th Apr 2016 , Sun
Daily Horoscope
Just how long has it been since you indulged in a big helping of your
favorite guilty pleasure, Scorpio? It's time to let the youngster in you come
out and play today. Eat that chocolate, read those mindless magazines, or
skip down the sidewalk. You've been taking life much too seriously lately.
Even grownups are entitled to indulge in the pleasures of youth from time to
time.
自從你上次盡情放縱在你熱愛的事情上究竟過了多久呢，蠍子?
今天是時候讓你心中年輕的一面出來玩了。
吃那塊巧克力，讀那些不用動腦的雜誌或者從行人道跳下來。
你近來對生活實在太認真了。
即使是成年人們都有權偶爾放縱在年輕人的樂趣中。
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Love Horoscope
You may find that your love life feels a little like walking through sticky
toffee. The position of the heavenly bodies means that you are not sure what
to make of the signals you are receiving from your sweetheart. They could be
interpreted either way, which is making you very insecure. Perhaps it would
be better if you stopped trying, and for the time being concentrate on having
fun.
你可能發現你的愛情生活感覺就像走在黏糊的太妃糖上一樣。
天體的位置指你不確定怎樣了解那些從你的愛人收到的信號。
這些信號能夠以任何方式解讀，
這使你非常沒安全感。
也許你停止嘗試去解讀，
然後將時間集中在玩樂可能比較好點。
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