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Date: 7th Feb 2016 , Sun
Daily Horoscope
Consider channeling your philosophical inspirations into some creative
writing, Scorpio. You’ll certainly enjoy this type of activity. Even if you
haven't explored this before, there's no better day than today to give it a
whirl. Why not start a journal if you haven't done so already? This will give
your ideas a place to incubate, and it can become a starting point for
further reflection. Or you could try your hand at poetry and fiction instead.
引導你哲學的靈感去一些創意寫作之中吧，蠍子。
你絕對會享受這類活動的。
即使你以前從來沒試過寫作，但再沒有比今天更適合試一試的了。
如果你還沒試過寫日記的話為甚麼不開始試試寫呢?
這會令你的構想開始發芽，它會成為一個起點令你進一步思考。
當然也可以試試寫詩歌或者小說。
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Love Horoscope
If you are out on a first date tonight, it will be great fun, with a lot of
bizarre and philosophical topics of conversation thrown in. But don't expect
to feel any great depth of emotion, at least not yet. This may start off more
on the intellectual than the feeling level, but that doesn't mean that it
won't get any deeper.
如果你今晚要赴第一次約會，
那今晚將會因為各種哲學及離奇的話題的加入而變得非常有趣。
但是請別期待太深入的情感，最少目前還沒有。
比起感性的層面更可能會從知識性的層面開始，
但這不代表談話的話題不會愈來愈深入。
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