[花邊] 線上分類帽遊戲把Kobe分到史萊哲林學院

作者: pneumo (超☆冒險蓋)   2020-01-08 00:12:34
來源: FadeAwayWorld
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Kobe Bryant Proves He’s A Real Villain By Getting Sorted Into Slytherin By
Harry Potter Online Sorting Hat
Kobe Bryant玩哈利波特線上分類帽遊戲被分到史萊哲林學院
Kobe Bryant has never been one to shy away from being the villain. Over the
course of his 20-year career, there were many times that people were rooting
against him and even now, there are villain-like narratives being thrown
around about his career.
Kobe Bryant對於當壞人從來就不會迴避,他20年的籃球生涯中,就有很多次有人表示討厭
他,即使到現在,講到他的籃球生涯就會有一些說他是壞人的說法跑出來。
Kobe has always embraced that role as another challenge for him to overcome.
Despite the narratives being thrown his way, Kobe has always found a way to
win and succeed, both during his career and his life after it.
對於那種角色,Kobe總是很享受,認為是一種挑戰,想去克服它。在Kobe的籃球歲月以及
他的平常生活,儘管有那些說法針對他,Kobe始終可以找到方式戰勝他們。
Ironically, even the internet seems to recognize this fact.
很諷刺的,似乎連網路世界都認為他是壞人。
In a filter dedicated to finding his “Harry Potter” wizard house, he wasn’
t named with the famous and prestigious Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff
groups. Instead, Kobe bean was put with the Slytherins: the bad guys. A group
of the worst and most powerful wizards.
一個網路遊戲可以幫使用者找到適合他的魔法學院,Kobe沒有被分進去著名有聲望的學
院,像是葛萊分多,雷文克勞或者赫夫帕夫。相反地,他被分進史萊哲林:都是壞傢伙,
一群最壞也是最有力量的巫師。
影片連結: https://twitter.com/i/status/1213243829144313856
Sam Quinn of CBS Sports shared the most glaring similarities between Bryant
and Slytherins’ most powerful member, Voldemort:
CBS Sport記者Sam Quinn比較了Kobe跟史萊哲林裡最有力量的成員佛地魔,兩者有多相似:
"Albus Dumbledore once claimed that Voldemort never had a friend, nor did he
want one. Bryant literally told GQ that he was incapable of high-level
friendship."
"鄧不利多曾經說過佛地魔沒有朋友,他也不想要有朋友。Bryant也曾經跟GQ雜誌講過他沒
辦法有摯友。"
"Both were prodigies. Bryant entered the NBA Draft as a teenager. Voldemort
was already capable of controlling his magic before attending Hogwarts."
"兩個都是天才神童,Kobe是在青少年時就被選進NBA,佛地魔則是還沒進霍格華茲之前就
已經可以控制他的魔法。"
"Voldemort took extreme and unnatural steps towards immortality by creating
Horcruxes. Bryant undertook a number of unusual treatments in the name of
prolonging his career, including traveling all the way to Germany for plasma
rich platelet therapy not allowed by the FDA."
"佛地魔為了追求不死採取了極端且不自然的方式,最後創造出分靈體。Kobe則是以為了延
長籃球生命的理由採取了不尋常的方式,其中包括了去德國接受當時仍不被FDA准許的濃厚
血小板血漿注射等。"
There you have it. The similarities are quite stunning.
從這些來看,兩者的相似性真的頗讓人驚訝。
And though that type of classification might seem disappointing to some,
Bryant seemed thrilled. And why shouldn’t he be? It’s nothing new for him
and something he has embraced his whole life.
儘管那種分類的方式似乎會讓某些人失望,但是Kobe似乎很開心。為甚麼不呢? 對他來
說,這跟他一輩子都在面對的東西並沒有不一樣。
It’s just who he is.
Kobe就是這樣子的人。
作者: jjjohnny1282 (伏特加菲貓)   2020-01-08 00:21:00
丹x地魔,hen會!
作者: somebody1025 (火哥)   2020-01-08 00:23:00
丹佛地魔XDDD
作者: happyben1025 (happyben1025)   2020-01-08 01:13:00
話說哈利他兒子也史來哲林的啊
作者: AnnHeeYung77 (ChuchuHaNi)   2020-01-08 02:15:00
其實史萊哲林應該是純種的象徵啦 史拉轟也是史萊哲林啊 他就是個孬孬 應該只是因為佛地魔的力量和純種理念吸引了一堆血統概念根深蒂固的史萊哲林
作者: HorseaDragon   2020-01-08 03:23:00
丹佛地魔笑死
作者: ButterflyBao (蝴蝶寶寶)   2020-01-08 06:42:00
姆斯:葛來分多 TD:赫夫帕夫咖哩:雷文克勞 Kobe:史萊哲林
作者: Hohenzollern   2020-01-08 07:50:00
史萊哲林的人特質主要是驕傲充滿野心不表示一定就是壞人 看看最偉大的臥底石內卜
作者: LiamMcMorrow (李恩)   2020-01-08 08:39:00
合理!!!

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