[花邊] Odom : 我用假老二騙過奧運前的尿檢

作者: sezna (sezna)   2019-05-18 19:03:03
https://www.complex.com/sports/2019/05/lamar-odom-admits-to-using-prosthetic-penis-to-pass-drug-test-for-2004-olympics
Lamar Odom Admits to Using Prosthetic Penis to Pass Drug Test for 2004
Olympics
"[...] the joy of being named to the twelve-man roster quickly turned to
anxiety when Olympic officials informed me that I would have to pass a drug
test before officially joining the team,” Odom said in the memoir, calling
the chance to play for the U.S. "one of the biggest honors in my career." He
then explained how he got a "call from USA Basketball that a drug tester
would be coming to my house in a few days to administer the screening [...]
There was absolutely no way I was going to pass. I’d been smoking weed every
day that summer. Panic set in."
"We started googling 'fake penises' and studied different ways to beat a drug
test," Odom said. "After an exhaustive search we ordered a giant, rubber,
black cock to arrive the next day."
Odom continued: "I unzipped my pants and carefully slid the fake penis
through the zipper hole. To get the pee to come out of the tip, I had to
squeeze the shaft repeatedly..."
Despite being "paranoid it wouldn’t work," the ploy was successful. Odom was
able to play at the Olympics.
Odom在他的新書"Darkness to Light"裡透露了不少往事
其中他自稱自己在2004年時用一根假老二躲過了尿檢
那時他收到了美國隊的邀請參加奧運,但是需要通過尿檢.
Odom那時天天在吸大麻自知根本不可能過藥檢.
他就上網google假老二,而且訂了一根又黑又大的假老二.
然後等藥檢官來,就拉開褲子拉鏈利用它和準備好的假尿液通過了藥檢
之後成功參加了2004奧運.
作者: alittleghost (littleghost)   2019-05-18 19:05:00
呈堂證供,可以收回美國那年奧運獎牌了
作者: winsteadlove (i love winstead)   2019-05-18 19:05:00
真假@@
作者: tainancousin (台南婊哥)   2019-05-18 19:07:00
真假...
作者: eternity0005 (魔法修業之路進行中)   2019-05-18 19:08:00
以後每個運動員都要觸診
作者: s00105albert (柳意冷)   2019-05-18 19:12:00
這到底是三小啦哈哈哈哈
作者: Arsenalhenry (橙香烤兔肉)   2019-05-18 19:19:00
作者: Hohenzollern   2019-05-18 19:25:00
這太豪洨了 當藥檢官看不出假屌噢
作者: siegfriedlin (齊格飛)   2019-05-18 19:27:00
笑死
作者: Hohenzollern   2019-05-18 19:28:00
他是離開湖人後開始崩壞 卡戴珊家的實鏡秀有播NBA也有藥檢 當時鳥人就被禁賽二年
作者: Federer4ever (費神)   2019-05-18 19:48:00
真假…
作者: Hohenzollern   2019-05-18 20:18:00
作者: AustinPowers (Yeah~baby Yeah~~)   2019-05-18 20:23:00
額...這樣美國隊的銅牌是不是要被追回了? XD
作者: RuleAllWorld (生命剩下365年)   2019-05-18 21:09:00
有假老二...拜託!不要有假老大
作者: armageddonwa (阿通伯)   2019-05-18 21:52:00
老大用假老大
作者: breakingduck (破碎的鴨子)   2019-05-18 22:07:00
國際盜懶覺集團:我這裡有更逼真的,要買嗎?
作者: ENCOREH33456 (XM3)   2019-05-18 23:54:00
算了就算他沒過美國也很強
作者: leonightmare (LeoPa)   2019-05-19 01:11:00
格~這不是老二這是美國大雪茄!

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