Joel Embiid Lays Some Game on Kim Kardashian, Learns She's Married
By Dan Carson , Featured Columnist
Jul 16, 2014
Hey, Kim Kardashian. Joel Embiid just wanted to drop a tweet and
let you know that anytime you’re feeling lonely, his inbox is
wide open.
The Philadelphia 76ers rookie attempted to put some Twitter moves
on the model/actress Wednesday, asking if Kardashian would like to
hit him up on the down low for some private messaging:
Hey I want you to come slide in my DMs @KimKardashian
2:37 AM - 17 Jul 2014
Unfortunately, this love story cannot come to pass. It was quickly
brought to Embiid’s attention that Kardashian recently tied the knot
with rapper Kanye West.
Oh I didn't know you were married sorry @KimKardashian just saw it
from the fan's tweet... have a nice day
2:39 AM - 17 Jul 2014
Chalk up another strong Twitter outing for Embiid, whose quiet public
persona clashes violently with his ridiculous Twitter musings.
I wouldn’t call him a “keyboard warrior,” but clowning on the
Internet is his favorite downtime activity. Some people read and watch
TV—Embiid likes to slide all up in your news feed with the goofiness.
原文: http://ppt.cc/JIkr
大意: 中二版非洲天王又再耍二了，繼推特延攬LBJ失敗後，
這次把妹把到Lamar Odom前小姨子Kim Kardashian身上，
Kim Kardashian老公可是嘻哈潮流天王Kanye West，
屁孩犯二沒有極限！