辛苦原po了,幫補一兩句沒翻到的笑點
※ 引述《skymay (隨遇而安)》之銘言：
: Seems like you might have developed some special romantic feelings for him.
: If so, what is it that makes you so attracted to him?
: 問：波什身上哪一點如此吸引你？
"感覺上,你對他好像有一些浪漫的情懷. 如果是真的,他身上哪一點吸引到你了?"
: He is intelligent and cultured. He attends fashion shows, drinks fine wine
: and is well read. Most importantly, he descends from the untainted Zalrythian
: bloodline through his ancestors Ajaqq The Merciless and Bilimu The Enslaver
: Of All Lizard Peoples.
: 答：他很聰明，修養很高、他參加時尚展，喝酒有品位，飽讀詩書。
"他很聰明，修養很高、他參加時尚展，喝酒有品位，飽讀詩書。
最重要的,他的血統是純正的Zalrythian種族, 他的遠祖包括"兇猛無情的Ajaqq"
以及 "販奴者 Bilimu", 屬於蜥蜴人種"
(google找不到Zalrythian,ajaqq, bilimu是有有什麼典故. 應該是女生自編的名字,
整段話的畫龍點睛重點在於: Bosh是蜥蜴人種的後代XDDD"
: In one tweet you say, “BOSHH I KNOW YOU DID ITTTT #chrisbosh”. What,
: exactly, did he do? Are you aware of something the rest of us aren’t?
: 問：在一條推特中，你說，“波什我知道你能做到。”他具體做到了什麼？你知道一些我
: 們不知道的事情嗎？
這裡應該是" BOSH, 我知道你作了什麼~~~~~~" 提問者想暗示問說女方是不是在暗示
Bosh跟她有什麼不為人知的情節. 不過女方並沒有順著這個提問回答,倒是回答
一個很正經的答案XD
: Bosh hit a game-winning jump shot against the Spurs. He was playing without
: LeBron and Wade and proved how clutch he is. I was showing my appreciation
: for his heroics.
: 答：在對陣馬刺的比賽中，波什命中了絕殺球。那場比賽沒有勒布朗和韋德，這證明了他
: 是關鍵先生。我是在展示對他神勇表現的欣賞。
: Say you’re given five minutes alone with him. What would you say? What would
: you like for him to know?
: 問：如果有5分鐘和波什獨處的機會。你會說什麼？你想要他知道什麼？
: "Bosh, look at me. No, look me straight in the eye. Yes, like that. Now
: listen … never change. Be true to yourself and know that every night I send
: fireballs of strength and victory across the country, straight from my
: bedroom to yours. Now go to sleep."
: 答：波什，看著我。不，看著我的眼睛。就是這樣。聽著，永遠不要改變你自己。真實對
: 待自己，知道每個晚上，我都會將你的力量和勝利傳遍全國。現在，你可以去睡覺了。
這裡翻的有點錯, 女方原文比較白爛:
"Bosh, 看著我. 不,我要你好好的直視我的眼睛. 對,就是這樣. 聽好....永遠不要改變你
自己. 誠實的對待自己. 並且,要知道每晚我都將能力和勝利火球從我的卧房
穿越全國,直達你的卧房. 好的,現在去睡覺."
結論:基本上是蠻典型的美式幽默,這女的真的蠻搞笑的. 蜥蜴人那段最好笑XDDDD