/jp/齁串看到的
https://boards.4channel.org/jp/thread/37098383#p37098820
Lamy has to work overtime again... and can't stream....
菈米又要加班 又不能開直播了
背景:菈米發的推
https://twitter.com/yukihanalamy/status/1453287555667988490
底下的本文翻譯:
真的真的真的真的真的很抱歉( ;o; )要提交的東西完全做不完，今天再不加把
勁的話真的會完蛋，所以今天的直播，請允許菈米休息一次…
真的真的再努力一把就可以完成了…！菈米要加油...！下星期應該就會閒
下來，所以菈米會多開一些直播…
Working on what? Lamy's water?
做啥 菈米水?
no one knows
沒人知道
"Work" is just a codename for sex, anon. She's having sex for 8 hours with
producers and sponsors.
工作只是一個做愛的代號 她八小時都在跟製作人還有乾爹打炮
this is sadly far more believable than any of the trash they tweet
難過的是去做愛比她們發的垃圾推文還更有可信度
Sadly I have to agree, yeah. As much as I was shitposting,
I really wish they'd be more honest or open with whatever work they do
behind the scenes, because either they don't do shit or they're being worked to
Especially got my gears grinded is how Ayame seems to always
have an excuse for not streaming. Did she get a new boyfriend or something?
For crying out loud, I bet Mel has more streaming hours then her.
可悲的是 我必須同意你的說法 就像我之前發的廢文說的那樣 我真的希望他們能夠
更誠實或直接公開他們在幕後做了甚麼 因為要馬他們甚麼都沒做 要馬就是被上層壓榨
特別讓我覺得很討厭的是 百鬼每次不開台都有藉口 她是不是有新男友了?
我敢說 梅露直播時間都比她多 (BINGO 答對了)
10/1~10/25 梅露開台12.7小時 百鬼1.1小時
Always remember that everything they say is about sex. If a holo mentions her
brother, it's a sex partner. If its a friend, it's a sex partner. If she seems
happy, it means she had sex. If she is sad, she didnt have sex, but then she
had double sex. If a holo is going to the toilet, shes actually going to have
quick sex. If she went on a date with another holo, they actually went to have
sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game, its because she is having sex right
now and is being distracted. Table smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the
table, because she's having sex. Did she oversleep a stream? Sex. She was
having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a guerilla stream it's because she'
s having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo
takes a break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from
streaming? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family, shes actually
talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with her
mother or father? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs,
cries or hiccups, whenever she humu humus or thanks someone during a collab,
whenever she gets big numbers or is being bullied she's actually having SEX at
that very moment. Not only that, but everything is actually a keyword for sex
Thanks for the aka supa = thank you for the sex
Im tired this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Im planning a collab = Im planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my family in the background = oh im having SEX right
now
Thank you for all the support everyone = thanks for all the sex im having
right now.
It all revolves around sex. All holos, every single one, have sex every day,
every hour, every moment. Every single narrative, every single noise she lets
out is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads and
theyre here right now. All while having sex. They keep having technical
difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries electronics in their room
. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube
datacenter to malfunction. Every yab moment is because they cant stop having
sex to think straight.
永遠記住 她們所說的一切通通都是做愛 如果她們提到兄弟 那就是炮友 如果是提到朋友
那也是在指炮友 如果她們看起來很快樂 這代表她們剛做愛完 如果她們難過 這代表她們
剛剛沒有做愛 但直播結束會一次跟兩個男的做愛 如果她們直播中去廁所 其實她們是在
高速做愛 如果是約線下連動出去玩 那就是去做愛了 如果遊戲卡關 這代表她們正在做愛
所以才分心了
敲桌子? 不是拳頭敲的 是她們被頂到桌子了 因為她們正在做愛
忘記開台睡過頭? 做愛 她們正在做愛 做到停不下來
如果她們開突襲直播 這代表她們正在做愛 但想和觀眾一起享受冒險
她們休息不是因為她們累了 你知道為什麼她們要休假不開台嗎? 因為要去做愛
她們提到她們的家庭時 實際上是在談論她們的性愛角色扮演
她們與爸媽發生過的趣事? 其實是性愛角色扮演 一定是做愛 當她們笑 哭 或打嗝
當她們humu humu或在連動中感謝某人時或被霸凌時 實際上在那一刻就開始做愛了
不只這樣 任何東西都有可能是做愛的關鍵字
謝謝你的紅SC = 謝謝你的做愛
我這周累了 = 做愛很累 但我會繼續做更多的愛
我打算跟人連動 = 我打算去做愛
噢 抱歉 這只是我家人的聲音 = 噢 我正在做愛
感謝你們的支持 = 感謝所有我正在做的愛
這一切都圍繞著做愛 她們所有人 每一個 每天 每小時 每一刻 都在做愛
她們每一句話 每一個叫聲 都是因為做愛
她們所有人都在看這串 就在這裡 瘋狂做愛
她們直播常常出現技術上困難是因為她們做了太多的愛 這燒掉了所有房間的電子設備
太常在房間做愛 做愛產生的電波讓Youtube的數據中心故障了
所有的Yabai時刻 都是因為她們沒辦法停止做愛去認真思考
Aloe please
這很酷 笑了
I want to have sex with pekora!!
我想跟兔子做愛
She's making a lot of preperations for her birthday that's in a few weeks
菈米在忙她幾周後的生日直播
老實講我覺得/jp/比/vt/還有趣
/vt/幾乎都在討論EN 剛好我不太看EN組
還是日本精障阿姨可愛:)