今天Jared Weaver的直球非常慢，甚至有一球只有78 mile
Fangraphs的大作者Jeff Sullivan開始狂飆垃圾話
其中一個笑話還被台媒報了出來
https://twitter.com/based_ball
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other fastballs honk at Jered Weaver's fastball on the freeway
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
one of my biggest pet peeves is when I'm walking down the sidewalk and I get
stuck behind a group of Jered Weaver fastballs
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
in the time it takes a Jered Weaver fastball to get to home plate C.J. Wilson
could complete a whole interview
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
Jered Weaver is a difficult pitcher to frame because of how his catchers keep
falling asleep
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
they say a leprechaun has hidden a pot of gold at the end of every Jered
Weaver fastball
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
every fresh Jered Weaver fastball ends up with a five o'clock shadow
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
if you see a baseball seemingly lying still on the ground, don't pick it up,
because it might be a Jered Weaver fastball
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
a top-secret government drone program has been researching how to provide
aerial refueling to Jered Weaver's fastball
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
Jered Weaver always gets extra defensive support behind him because he gets
to be his own catcher
不過最後他也講了一個數據派的幽默
Jeff Sullivan @based_ball 15小時
my actual favorite fun fact of the moment is that last year Jered Weaver
allowed a lower rate of contact than Andrew Cashner
後來又轉貼了這個影片
https://twitter.com/whoisjoserivera/status/707799690868293632
現在可以開始期待兩天後的Fangraphs專文了