來源：http://tinyurl.com/m5toe88 MLB Cut4
While visiting Southern California to watch his son, Dillon, play for the
Dodgers, 25-year Major League veteran Jamie Moyer decided to head down to
Disneyland with his family.
Turns out it may not have been the greatest of decisions.
Moyer and about 100 other passengers were stranded on the California
Screamin' roller coaster on Friday afternoon due to a mechanical issue.
Naturally, Moyer tweeted a selfie, looking like he could probably step on the
mound for some team tomorrow.
老磨牙去加州看他在躲人效力的兒子Dillon比賽時，順便和家人到迪士尼玩。
結果因為機械故障一度被卡在半空中。他上傳這張自拍到twitter，跟明天要為某隊先發
一樣自在。
http://tinyurl.com/pd33fjw
"卡在迪士尼的雲霄飛車上。真不知上大聯盟投球還是卡在這比較辛苦。"
We can only imagine what other thoughts he had while he was stuck up there:
來猜看看老磨牙卡在上面可能有的OS:
- "This ride tops out at 62 mph? Even I can throw harder than that."
"這傢伙的極速只有62mph? 老子都投的比他快。"
- "I pitched 752 1/3 innings in the Minors and this is the longest wait of my
life."
"老子在小聯盟投了752又1/3局，但這可真是人生最漫長的等待。"
- "What's going on? A rain delay? There's not a cloud in the sky."
"現在怎樣？因雨延賽？拜託連片雲都沒有好嘛！"
- "Why'd the ride stop? Are they making a ride operator change for a
left-handed specialist?"
"怎麼停下來了?是要把控制人員換成左手的是不？
- "Talk about a hanging curve. Am I right? Am I right?"
"這是個失投！(雙關語) 對吧？對吧？"
(hanging curve既是指卡住的雲霄飛車，也指失投到紅中的曲球)
Though Moyer was soon off the ride, something tells me he won't be heading
back to the park anytime soon:
雖然沒多久後老磨牙平安脫困了，但從他的po文看得出短期內不會再來了。
http://tinyurl.com/p3tu34g
"慶幸我不在那邊啦！全員平安！第一樣補償是更多的票！我可不確定要這些！"
心得： 老磨牙：上大聯盟還是卡在這比較辛苦呢( ￣ c￣)y▂ξ
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