[外電] Padres considering John Lackey

作者: celipliz (犀利痞子)   2011-10-20 07:15:05
http://www.soxspacenews.com/article/897
Padres considering John Lackey, by Jared Carrabis
The thought of sending John Lackey to the Padres gets a lot of people
excited, right?
這想法很美妙對吧? 把發球機丟到聖地牙哥去?
But not so fast. The San Diego Union-Tribune has reported that the San Diego
Padres "have internally discussed the possibility of acquiring starting
pitcher John Lackey from the Red Sox, if the Red Sox agree to eat most of
Lackey’s contract."
等等,聖地牙哥的報紙說教士高層討論過換來發球機的可能性,前提是紅襪吞掉大部分
合約。
That's great, right? Well, not really. Like in the case with Julio Lugo, to
get rid of a stinker of a signing, you have to eat a lot of their contract to
make them appealing to the receiving club. In Lackey's case, you're probably
going to have to eat a majority of what he's being paid, buy the acquiring GM
a Lexus, and buy a Rolex for everyone in the baseball operations department.
聽起來不錯啊?其實不。跟眼神殺手一樣要吞掉有夠多的薪水,才能讓其他隊伍上鉤
發球機的話,吃掉薪水不說,可能還要買一台凌志給GM,還是給高層一人一支勞力士
Lackey still has three guaranteed years remaining on his contract worth
$45.75 million, and his contract states that the Red Sox must pay him an
assignment bonus of $500,000 if he is traded. Lackey also has a club option
for 2015, but if there is a trade, I'm assuming that the Red Sox will
negotiate with any receiving team that they will having nothing to do with
paying for that option, so exercise at your own risk.
發球機還有三年約,所以大概四千多萬美金,被交易還可以多賺五十萬,還有球隊選擇權
不過紅襪交易掉他的話應該會想辦法把選擇權丟給對方吧
So here's my take on the whole thing: Don't trade Lackey to a National League
team. My reasoning is simple. Essentially, you're going to be paying between
$30-40 million just to open up a rotation spot if you send Lackey to the
National League. Is that what you really want? Because you still have to pony
up to fill the void.
所以我覺得,不要把他丟給國聯。
你花三四千萬,只為了空出一個先發投手的位子?
你還要付錢找另一個先發耶。
The point that I'm trying to make is that if you absolutely have to eat a
significant amount of money to get rid of Lackey, at least send him to an
American League team. That way, you're weakening the enemy. And I know this
sounds mean, and possibly that I'm joking, but I'm 100% serious.
所以我要說的是,你要交易的話,交易給美聯球隊吧。
這樣至少還可以弱化對手球隊。我是認真的。
If you're going to be paying Lackey to pitch for another team, at least pay
him to pitch against you. In the long run, the Red Sox will have a better
chance at winning more games during a season with Lackey pitching against
them and not for them, and that's the harsh truth.
你都要付錢讓發球機到別隊了,至少把球發給自己吧。
長期下來搞不好對上發球機比沒對到發球機還要贏更多球。
If you're going to be paying Lackey to pitch for another club, at least pay
him to sabotage a competitor's chances of winning every five days, and not
some National League team that has no bearings on the outcome of the Red Sox'
season. With the worst single-season ERA of any pitcher in Red Sox history
and more personal problems than Lindsay Lohan, the man is a ticking time
bomb. Let him explode somewhere else in the American League.
真的,你要賠錢賣的話,至少讓自已的競爭對手少贏起場球賽,五天炸一次
而不是丟給哪個影響不到紅襪球季的國聯球隊。
紅襪史上單季最糟糕 ERA,問題比琳賽蘿涵還多的傢伙,是個不定時炸彈
要炸就讓他在美聯炸吧。
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琳賽蘿涵/眼神哥:躺著也中槍...
作者: KINGTIGERX (細雨 河畔 擺渡人)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
好機車喔XDDD
作者: WLR (WLR™)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
Lindsay Lohan用的真是畫龍點睛XD
作者: well0103 (Texas Flood)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
弱化對手球隊 XDD
作者: GDBS (打狗)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
超酸的啦~ XDD
作者: afulet (1歲就很帥)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
姜炸雞....
作者: omena (本仮屋ユイカ命)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
........XD
作者: th11211 (Camel)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
至少把球發給自己XDDD
作者: decorum (Festina Lente)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
搞不好送走了 明年拿東山再起獎 科科
作者: qaz2004 (小小給料泥棒)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
丟去美聯弱化對手 有夠酸 會丟到光芒藍鳥金鶯去嗎
作者: ps20012001 (開始想明年新計畫)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
XD 超酸的...
作者: hakk (hakk)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
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作者: qaz2004 (小小給料泥棒)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
我想紅襪迷一定很樂見其成
作者: lahugh (you must die)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
本來以為是翻譯好笑而已 XD
作者: asd25 (別鬧了)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
好啦 襪襪出12M 教士出6M ^.<
作者: tn00037166 (向右向左)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
酸度爆表
作者: mcshang (mcshang)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
好笑XD
作者: lolity   0000-00-00 00:00:00
起碼貼八成薪水,不然免談。教士隊又不是做慈善事業。
作者: kaku216   0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: chiz2 (chiz2)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
酸鹼值至少2.4以下
作者: OoyaoO (你今天崩潰了嗎 囧)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
這要換的話剩下46M起碼要吃掉40M 他貢獻根本負的
作者: david18 (David)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
如果是美聯球隊,又能保證每五天先發一次....要紅襪吃下全部薪水大概也不是難事XDD
作者: SlamKai (Calm Violence)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
教士:就算免費送我發球機 怎麼感覺我還是虧...
作者: mess0706 (我不是劉正 我是劉正倫)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
教士的打線的確需要一點危機感, 交易Lackey是不錯的選擇
作者: a7v333 (蠢與窮)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
至少把球發給自己 XD
作者: afulet (1歲就很帥)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
來費城 費城打線可能需要點刺激的投手 (誤)
作者: SlamKai (Calm Violence)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
費城打者需要刺激嗎 1分都打不回來... 遑論超過5分...
作者: Iori2010 (過期八神)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
發球機要是去費城,那布胖怎麼辦呢?
作者: Iori2010 (過期八神)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
還有阿Ken怎麼辦呢?
作者: Levelmax99   0000-00-00 00:00:00
去費城可以阿 轉型當打者
作者: davidex (  ̄□ ̄)/喔~~喔喔~~喔喔)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
丟去水手刺激一下打線看看??
作者: celipliz (犀利痞子)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
水手喔, 他一場掉的分水兵大概要花三場打回來..........
作者: yayagogo (耶耶勾)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
丟去別隊AL 這句真的很酸XD
作者: chawer ((˙(00)˙))   0000-00-00 00:00:00
可能不只三場...
作者: ueu72312 (躲在角落畫圈圈)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
有夠酸的~XDDDD!!記得交易到美東,基基:嗯?
作者: david18 (David)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
與其買來給別人打,還不如讓自己打!!
作者: shiyhsien (好人界終身成就獎)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
弱化對手?不要變成一遇到他自己場場被打爆就好大家都忘記宵夜威能了
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: wpd (??)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
去了教士就準備競爭CY了
作者: sinho   0000-00-00 00:00:00
酸到暴表 甚麼都吃就是不吃局數 XD~~~
作者: tfshs0823 (我很好)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
把球發給自己 真是有夠機車 XD
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機車XD
作者: ZaaRri (Keep The Faith)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
丟美聯還可以發球給自己XDDDDDD 好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: jason12308 (皇家禮炮21年)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
把宵夜請很大的發球機丟到水兵去應該很有趣....
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"這樣至少還可以弱化對手球隊" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
作者: PlayStation3 (超級喜歡于小文)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
丟到NL才有機會丟他觸身球阿...
作者: Kitsu (天堂地獄)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
至少還可以弱化對手球隊。我是認真的。 XDDD!!!
作者: ARODisGod (娘子快出來看上帝)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
琳賽蘿涵躺著也中槍XDDDDD
作者: DAING ( )   0000-00-00 00:00:00
XD
作者: sylviehsiang (Shawn)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
3A土狼蝙蝠隊:小聯盟選手缺乏發球機!!!
作者: Vierro (卡卡)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
超酸的這篇XD
作者: kennyone (真誠.關懷.分享)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
XDDDDDD
作者: tsming (斷水流大師兄)   0000-00-00 00:00:00
發球機的使用說明書終於找到了XDDDD

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