來源:https://goo.gl/9shrRR
這篇來自Reddit的一般LoL版
一、
Flash Wolves game plan:
1) Get massive gold lead with three infernals, an ocean, and baron
2) Do nothing for a while
3) ???
4) Lose
FW計劃:
1) 以三火龍、一水龍及一巴龍獲得極大領先優勢
2) 找段時間什麼鬼也不做
3) ???
4) 輸
＞　You forgot the part where you graciously give Baron control to the enemy team.
＞ 你忘了「親切地給對手巴龍區控制權」這部分
　＞　You see the early game and wonder how they went 0-3 then everything else
happens and you realize they're awful
　＞ 看早期比賽部分，你看疑惑為何FW會0-3；看完後，你看意識到他們很差。
＞　They said KT wasn't at worlds wtf.
＞　不是說KT沒打世界賽嗎WTF
　＞　Come on...leave KT alone pls.
　＞　我說...讓KT靜一靜吧...
全世界都愛鞭KT的屍QQ
二、
How do you just give up baron control with 3 infernals and an 8k gold lead?
到底如何才能手握三火龍及領先8K，卻就這樣放棄巴龍區控制權？
＞　FW = Free Win
＞　不解釋
　＞　Now TSM will lose to FW because law of conservation of faith says so.
　
　＞　那TSM會輸給FW－－信念轉換律是這樣說der
　　＞　FW are out of the tournament which makes them spoiling TSM even more likely
　　　　Kill me
　　＞　FW出局令他們更可能拉掉TSM
　　　　殺了我吧
三、
Swordart Offline.
＞　His play this game was like the actual anime, good at the beginning and then
just spirals into trash.
＞　他玩得就像SAO動畫：開頭很好，然後就慢慢變成垃圾
　＞　What the fuck was that alfheim shit...
　
　＞　ALO篇是什麼鬼...
　　＞　What the fuck was that baron giveaway shit...
　　＞　免費送巴龍是什麼鬼...
＞　TSM SWEATING INTENSIFIES
＞　TSM在狂冒汗
　＞　TSM現況：https://i.imgur.com/wdjXHke.png
四、
Flash Wolves Worlds 2017 Quest Log
‧[X] Disappoint LMS fans. (COMPLETE!)
‧[X] Snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. (COMPLETE!)
‧[ ] Also disappoint fans of 1 other region with a week 2 win. (0/1)
FW2017世界賽任務紀錄
　　
‧[X] 令LMS支持者失望（完成！）
‧[X] 勝利在望卻功虧一簣（完成!）
‧[ ] 贏一場第二週賽事，順便令另一區域的支持者也失望 (0/1)
　＞ and it's gonna be on TSM
　　 i swear if TSM drops the ball here NA will never recover from the memes
　＞ 而那隊會是TSM
　　如果TSM因FW而出局，NA將永不擺脫那些memes
　＞ "TAIWAN NUMBA 1"
　　 "WE TAKING CHINA HOME WITH US"
　＞ 不解釋
五、
Watch Flash Wolves upset TSM, just to prevent them from getting out of groups.
等FW爆冷拉掉TSM，只為不讓TSM出線吧
＞ They did that at MSI, could very be a possibility
＞ 他們在MSI就幹過一次，很可能唷
就這樣吧(′。ω。`)