Best "toxic" insults you've seen
Reddit
https://goo.gl/yTsaqq
[–]LinkerZz[Linker] (BR) 1869 指標 12小時前
"My team is so bad they can't even win a surrender vote"
我的隊伍超爛，爛到連認輸投票都贏不了
[–]DubPwNz 131 指標 9小時前 [–]DubPwNz 131 指標 9小時前
I'm totally using this for my ranked 5 team
打戰隊積分的時候我很常用
[–]Dustmila 3052 指標 15小時前
not even noah can carry these animals gg
就算是諾亞來也救不了這群畜生 GG
[–]TheJimMoriarty 623 指標 15小時前
It's nice to see the Red Cross opening a food bank down there in bot lane
看見紅十字會在下路展開食物救濟令人感到欣慰
[–]xaknoris[Xaknoris] (EU-W) 85 指標 11小時前
Or a close one "If my team mates were in Africa, starvation would end in no
time".
如果我的隊友在非洲，飢荒就會馬上被終結掉。
[–]Pete26196 2805 指標 12小時前*
"If I wanted to kill myself I'd jump from your ego to your elo"
Edit: Holy shit thanks for the gold msterious redditor <3
如果我想自殺，只要從你的自尊往你的分數跳就好了
[–]chawklet 1201 指標 13小時前
"You're like forrest gump without the running thing"
'What do you mean?"
"I mean you're just retarded."
你就是個不會跑步的阿甘罷了
(後面不翻覺得多餘)
[–]alabarda 351 指標 13小時前
"i wish my ad carry was amumu so his tears can deal damage"
我希望我的AD選阿姆姆，起碼他哭的時候有傷害
[–]Quadrahawk 1124 指標 14小時前
"hey yas you been to the beach a lot this summer?"
"A few times"
"yeah I figured you been tanning cuz ur looking bronze as hell"
"嘿你今年很常去海灘吼?"
"去過幾次"
"嗯，我從你曬得一身銅黑看出來了"
[–]hyggja 537 指標 13小時前
Yi: "Hey Kayle..."
Kayle: "?"
Yi: "HOLY SHIT SHE'S NOT A BOT"
易大師:嘿 凱爾
凱爾:?
易大師:哇操，她竟然不是電腦
[–]nubu 279 指標 14小時前
Our jungler has the map awareness of Christopher fucking Columbus.
我們JG的地圖意識跟他媽哥倫布一樣好(傳哥倫布是因迷路才找到新大陸)
[–]farenknight[Axeleration] (EU-W) 153 指標 14小時前
Lol, I had a midlaner say 'that jungler has less pressure on the map than the
atmosphere'
我們的JG給的壓力比氣壓還低
[–]salmix21 72 指標 13小時前
But , the atmosphere has 1.013 X 105 newtons per square meter.That's alot of
pressure.
但氣壓其實有1.013X10的五次方牛頓/平方公尺，那還蠻大的耶..
[–]LCS_Pros_Hate_Me 235 指標 12小時前
I was farming the jungle as Lucian after losing lane, and my support says "Oh
look Lucian is in the jungle picking cotton"
LCS職業選手最討厭我
我玩路西恩的時候輸線，只好農一些Jungle，結果我們的sup說，"唉唷，看哪，
黑人在Jungle裡面採棉花"
[–]TakeTheLantern 104 指標 11小時前
The username, Jatt, is that you?
這使用者名稱.. Jatt，是你?
同場加映
[–]Wtangelo 594 指標 15小時前
Balls is Diamond 2.
Balls是個鑽二
[–]FrancyTheKing 46 指標 10小時前
Jatt apologizes for this comment.
Jatt為了這個評論道歉
[–]Falconpunchd 14 指標 10小時前
"you should play baseball with throws like that"
你這麼會throws應該打棒球
[–]haakron23 1342 指標 16小時前
"Imagine if ur parents weren't siblings"
要是你爸媽不是兄弟姊妹就好了
[–]butshehasadick 252 指標 13小時前*
I wish my stupid support katarina turned into a ward every time she died
要是我的白癡卡特蓮娜sup每次死掉都能變成眼睛就好了
[–]SquidBolado[potato mechanics] 366 指標 14小時前
"You have as much impact in lane as that thing over there" *proceeds to ping
scuttle crab"
你在線上的影響力跟這個差不多 (狂ping河蟹)
[–]cLawwww 177 指標 14小時前
"You're more useless than the rune combiner"
你比符文合成還沒用
[–]Zysora[Zysora] (SEA) 171 指標 16小時前
This tf so shitty he could draw brown cards.
這逆命屎到連抽出來的卡都是屎色的..
[–]Contra_LOL 104 指標 14小時前
"Shen is so useless that when the other 4 members of his team die the
announcer says: Ace!"
慎廢到當其他四個人死掉剩他時，電腦會說"ACE!"
[–]kaizzlol 91 指標 16小時前
"fed so hard the whole of Ethiopia could survive the next year"
大放送，送到伊索比亞明年沒飢荒
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有些不好翻，但覺得蠻有趣的
不知道台港澳版的嘴砲的是怎樣