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by Jason Concepcion
這篇文章非常有趣，匯集了作者 Jason Concepcion 他從
各隊內線人員蒐集來的的小故事。在這邊只節錄 Kobe 的
部份，對其他隊有興趣可以直接去他的部落格看～
註：來源是作者的匿名內線，儘管這作者蠻大咖的也不見
得一定就是真的，就當故事看吧～
2006-2014 Former Lakers Staff Member
Everything with him is Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Kobe. I may have forgotten a few Kobes, but you get the picture. Hardest
working player I’ve ever been around and it isn’t particularly close but
the guy is like a basketball sociopath. Doesn’t know any of his teammates
names. Called Pau “Paul” even after they won their first title together.
Called Lamar “Larry.” He knew Fisher’s name. Thing is he called every
point guard “Fish.” He calls Steve Nash “Fish.” He used to make Smush get
dressed and taped in the broom closet. When I asked him why he said, “So
Fish can get used to being around the things he’ll use when he becomes a
janitor next year.” He was right about that one though. Once, Kobe got
Vanessa this diamond ring because he thought she might divorce him. Smush was
said something to the effect of that ring is bigger than my condo and Kobe
yelled, “Fish, get back in your closet!” That was funny. That was the night
he scored 81, so we were on the road.
Kobe滿腦子就是「Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
Kobe.」有可能我還漏打了幾個 Kobe，不過你大概可以想
像我想說的是什麼。Kobe是我見過最認真練球的球員，不
精確的說，他可能就是個籃球癡漢。
甚至，他根本搞不清楚隊友姓誰名誰。在和姊姊（Pau G-
-asol ）一起拿到第一座冠軍之後 Kobe 還是叫 Pau為保
羅（Paul）、稱呼 Lamar Odom為「Larry」（幹，看到這
裡我笑翻了，比台灣老是有人叫他 Oden 還扯！）
令人欣慰的是 Kobe 知道老魚（Fisher）的名字的，可問
題出在他把所有的控衛都叫做魚（Fish），Steve Nash叫
做魚、Smush Parker 也叫做魚。
有一次，他把換上便服的 Smush關在掃具間裡，我問他為
什麼這麼做？Kobe答道：「多和打掃工具相處，這樣魚就
可以提前熟悉明年的工作了！」又有一次，Kobe以為Van-
-essa 要跟他離婚了所以準備了一個大鑽戒，Smush 說了
類似這鑽戒比他公寓還大的話，Kobe對他喊到「魚，滾回
你的櫃子去！」這就是 Kobe 在客場砍了 81 分的晚上發
生的趣事。