這幾天沒什麼新的新聞
所以reddit上的標題都差不多
不負責任的翻譯幾樣順便複習練練英文
內容會用自己的話，畢竟不是母語者
最近看reddit覺得都比政黑有趣一點..
https://i.imgur.com/X1SVuUh.jpg
中國官方稱：我們新增0個本土病例
台灣香港：所以我們終於獨立了？
Remember that scene in Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets where dobby gets
a sock? This is that scene.
記得哈利波特「消失的密室」中多比怎麼拿到襪子的嗎？就是這樣來的
#底下
Honghonk, Taiwan is freeeeeee
香港、台灣自由啦！
The hotel in Fujian holding those quarantined just happened to randomly collapse
. Those dead that had the virus were then included in the "cured" section of the
stats.
負責收容隔離者的泉州欣佳酒店很不巧的倒塌了，那些死在其中的確診的人之後就算在「痊
癒」的那部分吧
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technically they are no longer sick. lol
技術上來說：他們不再算是生病了
In communist China, virus cures you!
在共產中國：病毒能治癒你
https://i.imgur.com/5HfP0Wg.jpg
台灣把國旗印在口罩上，這樣買口罩的中國人就必須把中華民國國旗戴在臉上
Next logical step is printing the Chinese flag on toilet paper.
下一個邏輯步驟就是在廁紙上印上中國國旗
#底下
Now everyone get to smear shit all over the CCP!!
這樣大家都能對中共抹屎了
When mainland Chinese people come back with these masks on from Taiwan they will
probably be arrested and sent to a Concentration camp
當中國人臉上戴著這個從台灣回到中國，他們很可能會被逮捕並送到集中營去
#US, EU thank Taiwan for donations of surgical masks:
Taiwan pledged to provide 10 million masks to countries heavily impacted by viru
s
美國及歐洲感謝台灣捐賑醫療口罩：台灣允諾提供一千萬個口罩給受到病毒嚴重衝擊的國家
After this shitfest is over, Taiwan deserves more recognition from the internati
onal community.
在這連一串的狗屎結束後，台灣值得更多國際的認可
Yes, especially compared with the CCP's enterprising and tough diplomacy, Taiwan
has its soft power, goodwill and sincerity to other countries, somehow showing
a sense of elegance and self-respect. Different from CCP's high profile, Taiwan'
s low profile yet high capability has won the trust and respect from most of the
countries.
沒錯，特別是與中共積極以及他們強硬的外交手段相比，對於其他國家來說，台灣有自己的
軟實力、善意及真誠，某種方面展示了其優雅及自尊心，不同於中共的高調，台灣的低調及
高能力贏得了大部分國家的信任及尊敬
#底下
CCP = persians、Taiwan = Spartans
中共=波斯、台灣=斯巴達
As an american - i am sorry our country has been shitty to you for forever. You
are so nice to us, and we treat you like garbage. Thank you for being a force of
good in the world.
作為一個美國人，很抱歉我們國家一直以來糟糕的對待你們，你們對我們很好，但我們卻像
垃圾一樣對待你們
謝謝你們成為這世界的良善力量
#Taiwan to donate 2million masks to US
台灣捐賑美國兩百萬片口罩
Taiwan is looking better and better by the day. Thank you, from the American pe
ople.
台灣看起來狀況一天比一天好。謝謝你們
#底下
It makes me wonder if Taiwan is specifically trying to stand out for recognition
. I mean, they fully deserve it, and now maybe they're trying to prove to the wo
rld that they are their own people capable of rising above and beyond a challeng
e on their own. Hopefully this earns them greater recognition as a nation
這讓我不禁想到台灣是否特意地挺身尋求認同
我的意思是他們值得這些，也許現在他們試圖向世界證明他們是自己人，能夠自己克服並跨
越困難，作為一個國家，但願這樣可以替他們贏得更多的認同
Of course they are, WHO is fucking them over. So they're fighting tooth and nail
to help out wherever they can in order to stand out.
無疑問的沒錯，世衛把他們操翻了，所以他們正用盡全力的提供所能做到的援助以求關注
They're helping out and that's great, also it has a built in "fuck you" to China
他們正提供援助，太棒了。另外台灣人體內內建「幹你娘」中共
Taiwan: The China that the world deserves
台灣：世界所應得的「那個中國」
#WHO accused of suppressing information about Taiwan's coronavirus prevention me
asures
世衛被指控隱瞞關於台灣的病毒預防措施的訊息
WHO: Taiwan? What is Taiwan? It is not a member....
Then promptly discards findings and recommendations provided by Taiwan.
世衛：台灣？台灣是啥？他們又不是成員..
（迅速的丟棄台灣提供的調查結果及建議
#底下
“What is a, what do you call it? A Tie Won? Sounds like something the Chinese m
ade.”
蛤？你剛說啥？泰 灣？聽起來像是某個中國製品
Then come up with the same conclusions weeks later
patting themselves on the back while the world burns
幾週後還是得到相同結論。誇讚自己的同時世界陷入火海