最近我也覺得好無聊，都晃一下就下了
看了幾篇在reddit跟台灣有關的文，有些看了蠻感動的，有些蠻好笑的，邊看reddit邊複
習一下英文
隨便選了幾個簡單翻譯（英文很久沒用，意思懂，但翻譯可能不精確）
#新聞：台灣在應對病毒上的努力取得回報
Taiwan’s response has been amazing, and they now lead the world in selflessly
helping other countries with medical supplies and expertise. They are not out
there tooting their own horn as they “help” others, they are just providing
real top notch help with the objective of making the world better.
台灣到目前的應對是非常驚人的，他們正用醫療物資及專業，無私地帶領著整個世界，在
幫助其他人的同時也不自吹自擂，他們提供高水準的援助只為了讓這個世界變得更好。
Not trusting the chinese is the first step towards a successful and healthy na
tion.
通往一個成功且健全的國家的第一步就是：不要相信中國人
#蘇貞昌說應該稱作武漢病毒
Taiwan is full of confidence now that they took on the virus without WHO help.
CPC and WHO can keep sucking off each other.
台灣現在充滿自信因為他們在沒有世衛的幫助下扛住病毒，中國共產黨跟世衛就繼續互吸
屌吧
#底下
Turns out not having help from WHO is more of a benefit than a disadvantage.
結果沒有世衛幫助居然是利大於弊呢
#捐口罩給美國
I read the news that Taiwan was donating 2m masks to the USA and Colorado (my
state) gets the majority. I came here to thank you guys citiZens, government f
or thinking of us and helping us out. I'm just an ordinary citizen and unfortu
nately don't know very much about Taiwan but we are very grateful for your gen
erosity. I hope we will remember and repay if ever your country needs our help
.
台灣捐了2百萬給美國，而科羅拉多拿到最多（我的州）
我來這裡謝謝為我們設想及幫助我們的台灣人民&政府，我只是個普通的平民，不巧的也
對台灣瞭解不多，但我們對你們的慷慨舉動非常感激，希望我們會記得並且當你們需要我
們幫助時做出回報
That’s beautiful! I am sure Taiwan will also help their neighbours and diplom
atic allies. This is the best time to be helpful so eventually more countries
will support its independence
太讚了。我很確定台灣也會幫助他的鄰居跟盟友，這是秀出自己貢獻的最好時機，然後最
後會有一堆國家支持他們的獨立
#底下
We don’t have diplomatic allies over the table but we save people’s ass anyw
ay
我們在檯面上可沒有盟友，不過我們照樣幫人擦屎就是了
#記者提問台灣被跳過
Reporter: "Say Taiiii"
WHO Director: "Taiiii"
Reporter: "Now say Wan"
WHO Director: "Wan"
Reporter: "Now combine them and say Taiwan"
WHO Director: "China?"
記者：台.....
who：台（泰）.....
記者：現在換，灣...
who：灣...
記者：現在把這兩個字合起來
who：中國？
#在基隆隔離的加拿大人的親人發了一張政府給的防疫包
https://i.imgur.com/fxbiDrG.jpg
Time to call the BBC and report the “prison-like” facilities in Taiwan /s
是時候叫BBC來報導一下這些台灣的監獄設施了
#底下
BBC has since taken down that article. Apparently the article was based on onl
y the mother's account thousands of miles in Britain, and did not interview th
e Brit quarantined.
BBC已經拿下那則報導，很明顯那篇敘述採用於那個「幾千哩外」的英國母親，並未採訪
兩位英籍隔離者
#之前那個世衛官員好像下台了
Does it really matter?
From now on Each time when WHO holds a press conference, reporters should ask
the same question about Taiwan.
Let see how many people WHO can remove.
這有差嗎？
從現在開始只要WHO開一次記者會，記者們應該問一樣關於台灣的問題
我們看看WHO可以開除多少人
#底下
They will just all be replaced by Chinese.
Xi: "Do we still have to do everything ourselves after spending so much money
on these monkeys?"
那他們都會被中國人取代
習：我他媽付給這些猴子那麼多錢了，結果每件事還要自己來？