親愛的文青廠工們，兩年一度的愛台灣作文比賽又盛大展開了
請試以11/17日晚間金馬獎席間發生的統獨爭議為引。
論述《邪惡中國吞併民主台灣之心不死，我廠的路線才是守護台灣的正途》
參賽文章論述需台肯誠懇，不可讓人發覺我廠企圖激化兩岸對立影響選情
As always, Ms./Mr. 廠工, should any member of your team be caught or killed,
the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions.
Your asshole will self-destruct in five seconds.
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