[問卦] 救命..我被一句簡單英文考倒,怎麼回?

作者: abin0818 (佛心熊)   2017-09-12 00:37:56
救命啊~各位鄉民朋友們,
剛剛有位外國人留言:
「Long time not to see you, bro」
我該怎麼回?
「我在潛水? 我當宅男?....」
想了半小時回不了,卡在這
真的很認真問...
拜託教我簡單一句英文回話,
Please....
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I'm fat guy what's up?
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what's up nigga?
作者: aoisama (普通人)   2017-09-12 00:40:00
這句話跟how r u一樣基本上只是開頭問候語,不用回答
作者: lovejiyeon (逢甲金城武)   2017-09-12 00:41:00
co ni chi wa mother fucker?
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差點就被原po釣到了
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作者: newwer (在下必須回到家鄉)   2017-09-12 00:43:00
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作者: Hsicen (漂浪的歌)   2017-09-12 00:46:00
就直接回ya,how r u啊
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sorry I cannot speak english
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Ya long time no see how r u doing?
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Ikea Costco
作者: Hsicen (漂浪的歌)   2017-09-12 00:52:00
他如果在意你為何消失會再特別問,這句話單純開場
作者: newwer (在下必須回到家鄉)   2017-09-12 00:55:00
就客套一下啊,yeah I miss you so much,how's going?
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fooling around all day long doing nothing meaningful
作者: ariesd (台中長頸鹿)   2017-09-12 00:56:00
回他:請講中文
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My life is like a pile of shit you know... Nothingparticular
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Heynigger
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作者: ppptttqaz   2017-09-12 01:06:00
what's up bro? something new?I am fine recently. how about you?
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作者: la8day (la8day)   2017-09-12 01:21:00
八卦版英文教師!
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作者: JUNOCARE (陽光!!)   2017-09-12 01:25:00
just fooling around
作者: Deno1127 (Deny_H)   2017-09-12 01:34:00
外國人問How are you 你也只需要回答Good , you ?就可以了,都只是個開場白禮貌性問候。
作者: ijjgjc   2017-09-12 01:39:00
how do you turn this on!! 11
作者: jewish123 (No Sana No Life)   2017-09-12 01:41:00
I'm fine. Thank you, and you?

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