※ 引述《james80351 ()》之銘言：
: 網站thetennistimes的連結:http://goo.gl/O67iML
: 內容大意是小威的歌手男友跟團員說想用小孩的聲波圖當專輯封面，然後小威
: 的好友也說她確實懷了孩子！！
: (PS小威自從美網半決賽輸球後，這賽季剩下的比賽連WTA年終賽都取消參加)
http://www.gossipcop.com/serena-williams-pregnant-drake-baby/
醒醒吧 她沒有
Serena Williams is NOT pregnant with Drake’s baby, despite a completely
wrong report. Gossip Cop can exclusively bust the claim. We’ve confirmed
with a rep for Williams that the allegation is a total fabrication.
小威廉母獅沒有懷孕，儘管這是個錯得離譜的報導。八卦警察（可信度較高、會求
證的媒體）完全能夠打破這個說法。我們已經確認這是完全是個被製造的指控。
On Tuesday, MediaTakeOut announced in its typically-dramatic, caps-challenged
fashion, “MTO SUPER WORLDWIDE EXCLUSIVE: Serena Williams Is PREGNANT… With
DRAKE’S BABY!! (Chile This Ain’t NO RUMOR EITHER… We Got The FIRST PIC).”
The “pic” in question is a photo taken from the side, and it provides zero
evidence whatsoever of a pregnancy.
星期二，媒體輸出機典型地以戲劇性、挑戰性地傳統的方式宣布，喔喔 小威廉母
獅懷孕囉！！！是她男友的孩子（這不是乳摸，我們有第一手照片。）這個證據問
題很大的是從側邊拍攝的，完全無法證明小威廉母獅懷孕。
Nevertheless, MTO alleges, “Serena Williams is going to be a MOM and Drake
is going to be a FATHER. This is NOT rumor y’all… it’s FACT.
MediaTakeOut.come [sic] spoke with a SNITCH close to Serena who told us that
Serena was actually PREGNANT during the US Open. The child, we’re told, is
Drake’s.” That’s right. The site couldn’t even type its own web address
correctly.
除此之外，媒體輸出機斷定說，小威廉母獅將成為一位母親，他男友將成為一位父親
這絕對不是乳摸，這是事實。媒體輸出機由一位接近小威廉母獅的告密者宣稱，小威
廉母獅是在美網期間懷孕的。小孩，我們被告知是她男友的（很重要所以要說三次）
。沒錯，這網站甚至無法正確打出自己的網址。
Typos aside, MediaFakeOut might want to work on finding better “snitches,”
because Williams is absolutely NOT pregnant with Drake’s baby. In fact, she
’s not expecting anyone’s baby, period. Gossip Cop is exclusively told by
Williams’ rep that the webloid’s “fact” is actually just a false “rumor,
” despite its child-like insistence to the contrary.
錯別字之外，媒體輸出機應該要找到更好的告密者。因為小威廉母獅根本沒有懷孕。
事實上，小威廉母獅壓根沒預期有了別人的孩子。八卦警察被小威廉母獅的經紀人告
知所謂的事實全然是個錯誤，只是個錯誤的乳摸，儘管該網站堅持像小孩子般硬坳。
MTO actually has a fertile history of wrongly impregnating stars, from
Rihanna, Nicki Minaj, and Khloe Kardashian to Karrueche Tran, Gabrielle
Union, and Christina Milan. And earlier this year, the webloid wrongly
alleged Drake was secretly the father of a 2-year-old girl. Embarrassingly,
the site keeps shooting blanks.
媒體輸出機有豐富的褻瀆明星的歷史，從蕾哈娜、妮姬米娜、卡戴珊到崔恩、尤妮恩
和克里斯汀娜米蘭。在早些年，這網站還宣布小威廉母獅她男友已經秘密地有了兩歲
的小女兒，令人尷尬的是，媒體輸出機總是籃外空心。