Re: [新聞] 非穆斯林學生齋月想喝水 去廁所喝自己尿

作者: L0v35 (是零不是歐)   2015-06-26 23:43:41
There were two white christian men, John and Mike, whose plane crashed into
a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot
desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of wha
t to do.
約翰和麥克,兩個基督教徒,墜機在沙漠裡,幸好他們毫髮無傷。他們在沙漠中尋找
食物和水,但過了一段時間後他們放棄希望並坐了下來,想著還有什麼可做。
As the dust in the air settled, they suddenly could view a mosque ahead.
They became very hopeful. But then John said ''Muslims are there. They might
help us if we say we are Muslim.'' Then Mike said ''No way, I won't say I'm
Muslim, I'm gonna be honest''.
隨著空氣中的沙塵逐漸退去,他們突然看到遠方的清真寺。他們充滿希望。但約翰說”
穆斯林在那。如果我們說自己是穆斯林,他們可能會幫助我們。“,然後麥克說”我才不
會說我是穆斯林,我將誠實面對他們“。
So John and Mike went to the Mosque ahead and were greeted by an Arab
Muslim, who asked what their names were.John thought of a Muslim name and said,
'My name is Muhammad'. And Mike said 'My name is Mike'.
約翰和麥克到了清真寺門口,並且被阿拉伯穆斯林招呼,穆斯林問了他們的名字。
約翰想到了一個穆斯林的名字並且說”我的名字是默罕默德。“,而麥克說”我的名字是
麥克。“。
The Arab man said 'Hello Mike.' And told these other men to take Mike and
give him food and drink.Then he turned to John and said,
'Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak! (Hello Muhammad, Happy Ramadan)
”麥克,你好“阿拉伯人說,他叫其他人帶走麥克並給他水和食物。之後他轉向約翰說
“Salaam Muhammad. Ramadan Mubarak!”(你好啊默罕默德, 齋戒月快樂!)
作者: ocean5566 (煙大屌熟男)   2015-06-26 23:44:00
SO?
作者: sai1268 (....)   2015-06-26 23:46:00
zzz
作者: hdjj (hdjj)   2015-06-26 23:46:00
然後麥克被砍了,約翰回家了 這結局如何?
作者: Pietro (☞金肅πετροσ)   2015-06-26 23:47:00
都給他水和食物了 再砍人家不會違反待客之道嗎?
作者: unclefucka (冰不汁醬,醬不汁冰,難吃!)   2015-06-26 23:48:00
就是穆斯林耀他媽的再等到太陽下山為止不過若這穆斯林是受傷的,遇害的,還是可稍微解點禁..
作者: Pietro (☞金肅πετροσ)   2015-06-26 23:49:00
只是日後要補天數的樣子
作者: unclefucka (冰不汁醬,醬不汁冰,難吃!)   2015-06-26 23:49:00
到時候破一天戒看故意還是過失,再多齋一個月或一天
作者: vesia (歐帕)   2015-06-26 23:49:00
萬一穆斯林住在阿拉斯加,齋戒月不會餓死嗎?長日照...
作者: Pietro (☞金肅πετροσ)   2015-06-26 23:51:00
現在的解決方案是看最後一次日出日落的時間為準
作者: kamisun (水銀燈的主人)   2015-06-26 23:51:00
住在北極圈內半年都是白天喔 >_^
作者: Pietro (☞金肅πετροσ)   2015-06-26 23:52:00
http://www.storm.mg/lifestyle/53562 不過也約有19個小時的樣子
作者: u9010533 (...)   2015-06-27 00:15:00
這正是妙的地方 穆斯林幾乎沒有高緯度國家 而且很多產油

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