90年代知名英搖團Blur在1996年推出了一首單曲Charmless Man，
當時Blur和另一團聲勢如日中天的Oasis水火不容，
主唱Damon Albarn就寫了這首歌嘲諷Oasis主唱，
這首歌MV就會看到如影隨形的Damon Albarn用一張帥臉耍賤，
沒想到，在十八年後，這首歌似乎在台灣現今社會也能套用，
有沒有Damon Albarn這個帥哥先知的八卦？
Charmless Man
I met him in a crowded room
Where people go to drink away their gloom
He sat me down and so began
The story of a charmless man
Educated the expensive way
He knows his claret from a beaujolais
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
But then nature didn't make him that way
He thinks his educated airs those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
He moves in circles of friends who just pretend that they like him
He does the same to them and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
Says he can get in anywhere for free
I began to go a little cross eyed
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
He thinks his educated airs, those family shares
Will protect him, that you will respect him
Yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen for you to listen
But no-one is listening and when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man
缺乏魅力的男人
我是在一間擠滿人的房間裡遇見他的
人們都在那裡買醉解憂愁
待他坐下後便開始了
一個缺乏魅力男人的故事
他花大錢受高等教育
他知道他所品嚐的紅酒是博酒萊
我認為他想讓自己看起來像 Ronnie Kray
但他天生就不適合那個模樣
他認為自己氣質非凡，所繼承的良好家世
將會保護他，而你會尊重他
他的朋友們只是假裝喜歡他
而他對他們也是一樣假惺惺，當你把這些事情組合在一起
一個缺乏魅力男人的模型就產生了
他認識公子哥兒們和他們的小囉囉
說他到任何地方都享有免費優待
我開始斜眼瞥他
也從此時起看到這個缺乏魅力的男人就閃得遠遠的裝做沒看見
他得意洋洋的講話激動得要流鼻血
他卻看不見自己人生都轟然倒塌成為無物
然而，他用盡心力試圖取悅你只為了要你成為他的聽眾
但是根本沒有人在聽，當你把這些事情組合在一起
一個缺乏魅力男人的模型就產生了
他認為自己氣質非凡，所繼承的良好家世
將會保護他，而你會尊重他
然而，他用盡心力試圖取悅你只為了要你成為他的聽眾
但是根本沒有人在聽，當你把這些事情組合在一起
一個缺乏魅力男人的模型就產生了
這首歌一定iPad Damon的帥臉服用哦：
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1a_4CN4onA
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