[17春] Re:Creators 09 感想
作者: MRZ (臺大歷史系教授......Orz) 2017-06-04 11:47:36
以下防雷:
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以上防雷.
1, 夫婦相聲
夫: 嘿!放手啊!別誘惑小孩子呀!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
夫: 我就追!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
夫: 站住!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
2, 秀才遇到兵
當然,這樣的角色在故事中一定會漸漸成長,遇到什麼百合對象慘死的挫折,
應該也是前期的故事走向,好讓黃毛為了追求更強大的力量當成目的,結果
後來她才發現原來智力要增加才是重點,比方說村長說那個少女死了,妳就
完全不經過腦子一下,直接相信她死了,這個回憶殺其實是這一話的伏筆,
因為黃毛也是只聽了紫毛女的說詞就認定圖書館員就是兇手,完全不經過
腦子去想一想圖書館員明明弱到被槍叔按在地上揍,她哪來的能耐可以將
魔法少女萬劍穿心?妳在沙場上混那麼久了,也該看出來她是被銳器刺死的
吧?圖書館員都是當盾的角色,妳要懷疑是誰殺的,也該懷疑是紅毛吧?
(或是懷疑紫毛男,當然這兩位都是跟圖書館員一夥的,所以黃毛大概也會
腦補成圖書館員就是教唆殺人者.)
只是軍服公主天鷹座小姐很刻意將故事初期那個仍舊在愚蠢狀態的黃毛給
拉過來,所以她拉其他人也是挑準原作中的時間線的,說穿了軍服公主拉過
來的每個人都是性格上的未爆彈,只是她萬萬沒想到魔法少女在原作宇宙中
是不會成長,但來到現實世界反而就一下子就成長得太快,智商很快就高到
發覺軍服公主的真相,所以她也只好作掉她.
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0011100110111000001010011100110111000001010011100110111000001010011100110111
以上防雷.
1, 夫婦相聲
夫: 嘿!放手啊!別誘惑小孩子呀!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
夫: 我就追!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
夫: 站住!
妻: 哈哈哈,打不到~打不到~
2, 秀才遇到兵
當然,這樣的角色在故事中一定會漸漸成長,遇到什麼百合對象慘死的挫折,
應該也是前期的故事走向,好讓黃毛為了追求更強大的力量當成目的,結果
後來她才發現原來智力要增加才是重點,比方說村長說那個少女死了,妳就
完全不經過腦子一下,直接相信她死了,這個回憶殺其實是這一話的伏筆,
因為黃毛也是只聽了紫毛女的說詞就認定圖書館員就是兇手,完全不經過
腦子去想一想圖書館員明明弱到被槍叔按在地上揍,她哪來的能耐可以將
魔法少女萬劍穿心?妳在沙場上混那麼久了,也該看出來她是被銳器刺死的
吧?圖書館員都是當盾的角色,妳要懷疑是誰殺的,也該懷疑是紅毛吧?
(或是懷疑紫毛男,當然這兩位都是跟圖書館員一夥的,所以黃毛大概也會
腦補成圖書館員就是教唆殺人者.)
只是軍服公主天鷹座小姐很刻意將故事初期那個仍舊在愚蠢狀態的黃毛給
拉過來,所以她拉其他人也是挑準原作中的時間線的,說穿了軍服公主拉過
來的每個人都是性格上的未爆彈,只是她萬萬沒想到魔法少女在原作宇宙中
是不會成長,但來到現實世界反而就一下子就成長得太快,智商很快就高到
發覺軍服公主的真相,所以她也只好作掉她.
作者: dearjohn (山本龍之介) 2017-06-04 11:52:00
真鑑醬會這麼"巧遇"不用想太多了XD，又不是無職轉捩點XD
作者: a25172366 (Ei) 2017-06-04 12:01:00
其實剛好這麼巧碰到我覺得ACG作品都會有這現象..還好啦
作者: CactusFlower (仙人掌花) 2017-06-04 14:44:00
看這麼多篇吐槽就這篇最好笑XDDDDDD
